An Introduction..
This is Talks to the Moon, reporting live at the set of Rurouni Kenshin, which she, obviously, does not own..
[A beautiful young woman is walking through town with a tub of tofu, her younger apprentice tagging along. They come to a clearing in the street and three thugs approach them. The narrator sits quietly in the bushes, wondering, 'gee, what will happen?']
Thug 1: Hey babe, where've you been all my life?
Thug 2: Har har, wa's in the th' bag, sweetheart?
Thug 3, grabbing the purse from the lovely woman: A gift, ya shouldn't have!
Yahiko (the young apprentice) (Duh): Hey you bastards! Give my sensei back her money!
[He runs to thug 3, and is promptly thrown onto a nearby tree. (Sweat- drop from Talks to the Moon -_-*)]
Kaoru (the lovely woman) (again, Duh): Oh no! Yahiko, are you OK?!
Yahiko: Just Peachy! Go get them, huh? Hag!
Kaoru: All right, Brat! (To thugs 1, 2, and 3) Listen you punks, I can't let this insult go unpunished! Kamiya Style-
[Kaoru gets cut off as thug #4 (surprise!) arrives and proceeds to backhand her.]
Kaoru: Hey! I wasn't finished speaking. oh, hi there. (laughs nervously.)
[Thugs advance]
Kaoru: Oh no! We're not good enough to fight these guys, (TTTM: even though they didn't try -_-*) What'll we do?
[....]
[Crickets chirp. the cast looks around.]
Kaoru: I SAID, 'WHAT"LL WE DO!!'
[.......]
Director: CUT! Where the hell is Sanosuke?! He's supposed to come in, have a great brawl with the thugs, but get over powered, leaving room for Kenshin to come in!
[TTTM (nodding in agreement): says so in the script.] SANO! Where the hell are you!?!
Sano (speaking from under someone... glomped to his face and torso): Muh hu MUFF MU!
Minna- san: Eh?
Sano: I SAID, 'Get her OFF ME!' WAH!
[Rooster has been knocked over, again; Megumi has been trying to suffocate him with her.. er.. lips, it appears. Sweat drop from Minna-san. Sano is currently pinned by the fox...]
Director: OK Minna, it's OK, we'll just continue without him.
Sano (squeaks): help me....
Director: AND- ACTION!!
Kenshin (striding in from around the set corner): Kaoru- donno! I'll save you. again!
Yahiko (speaking from the tree): What am I, chopped sushi?
Kenshin (to the thugs): Please, I must insist that you stop. I don't want to hurt you-
Thugs (in unison): Uh, OK, we give up!
Kenshin: -But, since you leave me no other choice-
[Kenshin proceeds to beat them senseless; a good ass kicking to be had by all. well, most.]
Thug 2 (speaking through a broken nose, jaw, and most other things painful): Wh-who are you?!
Kenshin: Me, well. I'm Supergirl, and I'm here to see the world!
Hiko, Saito, Jin-Eh, Aoshi, and Shishio (from the coffee/sake table in the corner): ORO!?!
Want to know what the *$?@#% is going on?!
It's a bird.
It's a plane.
IT'S
THINGS YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D HEAR THE CAST OF RUROUNI KENSHIN SAY!
With your hostess, Talks To the Moon
[Holds up 'applause' sign]
Please be warned, the following radio program contains material which may not be suitable for mature audiences. It WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS, for the newbies of the show, just watching it on Cartoon network and the like, and will be hilarious, but be warned: this is not for the faint of humor or heart.
Tune in next week for the first installment of our program and keep it tuned to WTTTM, the only station stupid enough to come up with it.
Listener discretion is advised; the following will have profuse mention of adult and childish themes, as well as profuse swearing on the part of kindly characters, and severely emotional 'bad' guys. Singing is also a likely consequence. If you have a problem with any of the aforementioned- you've got some attitude buddy! Get out and don't bother flaming the station, the hostess, me, will just laugh maniacally anyways!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
To others who dare to brave the show: Have fun!
This is Talks to the Moon, saying "see you next time!"
A production of TTTM broadcasting, all rights to jokes reserved, material not owned, but borrowed for the purpose of making viewers, like you, laugh yourself out of your hakama!
Arigato for listening, and don't for get to write your requests and comments to the station (IN OTHER WORDS: REVIEW PLEASE MINNA- SAN!)
This is Talks to the Moon, reporting live at the set of Rurouni Kenshin, which she, obviously, does not own..
[A beautiful young woman is walking through town with a tub of tofu, her younger apprentice tagging along. They come to a clearing in the street and three thugs approach them. The narrator sits quietly in the bushes, wondering, 'gee, what will happen?']
Thug 1: Hey babe, where've you been all my life?
Thug 2: Har har, wa's in the th' bag, sweetheart?
Thug 3, grabbing the purse from the lovely woman: A gift, ya shouldn't have!
Yahiko (the young apprentice) (Duh): Hey you bastards! Give my sensei back her money!
[He runs to thug 3, and is promptly thrown onto a nearby tree. (Sweat- drop from Talks to the Moon -_-*)]
Kaoru (the lovely woman) (again, Duh): Oh no! Yahiko, are you OK?!
Yahiko: Just Peachy! Go get them, huh? Hag!
Kaoru: All right, Brat! (To thugs 1, 2, and 3) Listen you punks, I can't let this insult go unpunished! Kamiya Style-
[Kaoru gets cut off as thug #4 (surprise!) arrives and proceeds to backhand her.]
Kaoru: Hey! I wasn't finished speaking. oh, hi there. (laughs nervously.)
[Thugs advance]
Kaoru: Oh no! We're not good enough to fight these guys, (TTTM: even though they didn't try -_-*) What'll we do?
[....]
[Crickets chirp. the cast looks around.]
Kaoru: I SAID, 'WHAT"LL WE DO!!'
[.......]
Director: CUT! Where the hell is Sanosuke?! He's supposed to come in, have a great brawl with the thugs, but get over powered, leaving room for Kenshin to come in!
[TTTM (nodding in agreement): says so in the script.] SANO! Where the hell are you!?!
Sano (speaking from under someone... glomped to his face and torso): Muh hu MUFF MU!
Minna- san: Eh?
Sano: I SAID, 'Get her OFF ME!' WAH!
[Rooster has been knocked over, again; Megumi has been trying to suffocate him with her.. er.. lips, it appears. Sweat drop from Minna-san. Sano is currently pinned by the fox...]
Director: OK Minna, it's OK, we'll just continue without him.
Sano (squeaks): help me....
Director: AND- ACTION!!
Kenshin (striding in from around the set corner): Kaoru- donno! I'll save you. again!
Yahiko (speaking from the tree): What am I, chopped sushi?
Kenshin (to the thugs): Please, I must insist that you stop. I don't want to hurt you-
Thugs (in unison): Uh, OK, we give up!
Kenshin: -But, since you leave me no other choice-
[Kenshin proceeds to beat them senseless; a good ass kicking to be had by all. well, most.]
Thug 2 (speaking through a broken nose, jaw, and most other things painful): Wh-who are you?!
Kenshin: Me, well. I'm Supergirl, and I'm here to see the world!
Hiko, Saito, Jin-Eh, Aoshi, and Shishio (from the coffee/sake table in the corner): ORO!?!
Want to know what the *$?@#% is going on?!
It's a bird.
It's a plane.
IT'S
THINGS YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D HEAR THE CAST OF RUROUNI KENSHIN SAY!
With your hostess, Talks To the Moon
[Holds up 'applause' sign]
Please be warned, the following radio program contains material which may not be suitable for mature audiences. It WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS, for the newbies of the show, just watching it on Cartoon network and the like, and will be hilarious, but be warned: this is not for the faint of humor or heart.
Tune in next week for the first installment of our program and keep it tuned to WTTTM, the only station stupid enough to come up with it.
Listener discretion is advised; the following will have profuse mention of adult and childish themes, as well as profuse swearing on the part of kindly characters, and severely emotional 'bad' guys. Singing is also a likely consequence. If you have a problem with any of the aforementioned- you've got some attitude buddy! Get out and don't bother flaming the station, the hostess, me, will just laugh maniacally anyways!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
To others who dare to brave the show: Have fun!
This is Talks to the Moon, saying "see you next time!"
A production of TTTM broadcasting, all rights to jokes reserved, material not owned, but borrowed for the purpose of making viewers, like you, laugh yourself out of your hakama!
Arigato for listening, and don't for get to write your requests and comments to the station (IN OTHER WORDS: REVIEW PLEASE MINNA- SAN!)