Mario Twinsanity
A/N: This story is dedicated to heiseigoji91 or KingAsylus91. In respect of him doing his animated series, Mario Heroes of the Stars. Of course if he reads this, and like to add anything else to it, he is more than welcome.
Chapter 1: A Trap
Three years had passed since Mario had stopped Bowser's wedding plans with Peach, as well as stopping Bowser from taking over the Mushroom Kingdom, which enjoyed the years of peace that followed and had thanked both Mario and Luigi for all they had done.
Currently, Luigi was escorting Princess Peach through the gardens of Peach's Castle, but stopped when he saw a look on Peach's face, making him ask. "Princess, is everything alright?"
Breaking from her thoughts, Peach turned to Luigi and asked. "Where is Mario today?"
"Oh, Yoshi stole one of his shoes again and so Mario went off to seek him out." Luigi said in reply, almost chuckling as if he expected Yoshi to do so.
"That Yoshi can be the troublemaker. I just hope he'll be ready for our picnic this afternoon." Peach replied, making Luigi nod in understanding, before he smiled and told her in a confident tone. "After the way he stopped Bowser from marrying you, of course he would."
"Thank you, Luigi." Peach then said, her mind at rest as she and Luigi continued their walk, unaware that behind the shrubbery, someone was pointing a ray gun at them.
And after they fired, it hit both Peach and Luigi, causing both to freeze in place, before both toppled over like dolls.
"Sleep well you two." A voice said as two shadows hovered over Peach and Luigi's stunned forms.
"We won't kidnap you this time because this time we want revenge." They then said, starting their plan to get back at a certain red wearing plumber.
-Meanwhile-
Mario, with one shoe on and one shoe off, saw Yoshi digging a hole outside his house.
"Yoshi, have you seen my shoe?" He asked, causing Yoshi to poke his head up, where Mario saw his shoe in Yoshi's mouth.
"Yoshi!" Mario yelled, ran over and grabbed his shoe, causing a small game of tug of war with it.
"Give it back you silly dinosaur! I need that." Mario said, making Yoshi continue to hold tightly onto the shoe, shake his head and say. "No, no. I wanna play!"
"Oh, Mario! Darling!" A high pitched voice from the distance then called, making both Mario and Yoshi break from their small fight and turn, thinking they saw Princess Peach and Luigi, however, Peach looked huge, fat and ugly, as if she had purchased some Bowser Candy from Ballyhoo and Big Top and had an allergic reaction to it, while Luigi looked like he had lost some height and had a green face, making Mario and Yoshi think they were coming down with something.
But in reality, it was Bowser, in drag, dressed as Princess Peach, with a wig, and his son, Bowser Jr, who had dressed as Luigi.
"There's something weird going on back at the end of the gardens! Come and see!" Bowser called in a high voice.
"Peach seems strange." Yoshi said as he let go of Mario's shoe, causing Mario to falls back, but quickly compose himself, put his shoe on and head off, but not before commenting on Luigi's status. "And did Luigi shrink? May as well see."
With that, Mario and Yoshi followed the two through the gardens, where, half way through, Bowser and Bowser Jr then bounce doff a spring block, making Bowser said silently. "It's true. Blondes do have more fun."
And seeing the pair in such a rush, Yoshi thought. 'Wow. They are sure are fast. I wonder where we're going.'
As they went on, Bowser went ahead of them, while Bowser Jr remained behind, making sure Mario and Yoshi kept up, a mistake, for he was caught in a surprise trap he thought his father had disarmed and fells into a hole.
"I'm ok." Junior said in a Luigi voice, before managing to say. "The Spinys hiding down here, they broke my fall..."
"We'll meet you by the other side of the gardens, ok, Luigi?" Mario called out, getting a groan in reply, which sounded like a yes to them, to which Mario and Yoshi made their ways forward, towards the end of the gardens and found a huge warp pipe arena in front of them.
"Whoa. Where did that come from?" Mario asked in confusion.
"I don't know. Maybe Toadsworth built it for Peach." Yoshi guessed, before entering.
But as they entered, they saw Bowser and Junior, still dressed up standing on top of the walls of the green arena.
"Ok, Luigi and Princess, we're here. So what is...?" Yoshi called up when a voice interrupted.
"Mario! Yoshi!" A blue clad Toad called out, trying to reach them and warn the duo. "It's a trap!"
But he couldn't reach them as the doors then closed.
"A trap? Then..." Mario said as he then stopped and realised who it really was and looked up in anger.
With their identities no longer needed to be hidden, Bowser and Junior then threw off their disguises and laughed evilly.
"Bowser! I should've have known!" Mario called, his tone sounding angered.
"Junior!" Yoshi growled.
"Gwhahaha! Surprised to see me, Mario? Like the fleas on Yoshi's skin, we just keep coming back!" Bowser announced, making Yoshi then scratch his skin in response, but then he realised. "Wait a minute. Yoshis don't have fleas."
"What scheme are you hatching up now, Bowser?" Mario questioned, wondering what had happened to Peach and his brother.
"It's about payback, Mario! I almost married Peach if you had not meddled in my affairs! Three years, I'd spent alone in the frozen darkness, and I missed you." Bowser said, mocking the last speech with a high voice.
"Yeah, so Papa and I decided to organise a little gathering, like a birthday party, expect... the exact opposite." Bowser Junior told Mario and Yoshi in a wicked tone, where Mario and Yoshi the saw the arena was packed full of enemies, including the Koopalings, Boshi, Wart, Wario, Waluigi, Petey Piranha, King Boo, King Bobomb, Kamek, Dimentio, Fawful, Princess Shroob and for some strange reason, Hal and Jeff.
"And look, all your friends are here. You are so very popular. So son, shall we start handing out the presents?" Bowser asked with a chuckle, making his son cackle in agreement.
Bowser then spat out several fireballs at Mario, who dodged and leapt out of the way of each one, while Bowser Jr threw bobombs as Yoshi, which the green dinosaur ducked and weaved through, avoiding each blast.
"This is from Wart. This is from Ludwig. Fawful, you shouldn't have. King Boo, how thoughtful. Oh dear, two of the same. But don't worry, I kept the receipt." Junior mocked, addressing the bombs as Yoshi continued to avoid the attacks, before he used his tongue to grab one of the bombs.
"And here is something you can return!" Yoshi said as he spat the bomb out and hit Bowser Jr, damaging him and his pride.
Bowser on the mean hand had leapt into the air and tried to squash Mario with his butt stomp, but Mario leapt out of the way before the two collided fists with each other.
"When will this end, Bowser? We've been doing this for years now!" Mario snarled.
"Not until I am the king of the Mushroom Kingdom." Bowser said in reply, before he unleashed another ball of flame from his mouth, which Mario ducked under and slid under him and fought back as he then grabbed Bowser's tail and swung him around.
"Go, Mario, go!" Yoshi cheered, before Mario let go and threw Bowser up to where Bowser Jr was recovering, making the two Koopas crash into each other.
But Bowser rose again, both he and Bowser Jr got into the Clown Copter, just as something appeared behind them, a huge Mario mech.
"What is that?" Mario gasped.
"Meet your brand new, high-powered twin brother, Mecha Mario!" Bowser announced, looking closely at its head to see piloting it was Monty Mole.
Mario then got onto Yoshi's back as Yoshi leapt out of the hole and onto the ledge of the wall, just as Mecha Mario leapt into the centre.
"Lord Bowser, you were magnificent!" Monty Mole said in praise.
"Of course I was you fool." Bowser said back, before ordering. "Initiate Bullet Bill attack!"
Obeying, Mecha Mario's hands opened up and from the ports, a series of Bullet Bills were released at Yoshi and Mario.
But riding to one side, Mario avoided the Bullet Bills.
"Mario look! A power block!" Yoshi then called out as a yellow block was seen above them.
"Give me a boost." Mario quickly ordered in reply, making Yoshi nod and then leap up, towards it, with Mario leaping off of Yoshi's back for extra height, allowing Mario to then hit the block and a Fire Flower to emerge from it.
And with the Fire Flower, Mario touched it, gaining its power and became Fire Mario.
With Mario powered up, Monty Mole tried to strike him and Yoshi down, trying to crush them both with Mecha Mario's massive fists, but Yoshi easily dodged the attacks, while Mario leapt over and fired two fireballs at the left arm, destroying it.
"Get Mario! He has the power up!" Bowser Jr commanded.
Mecha Mario fired more Bullet Bills at Mario and Yoshi, red ones that tried to chase after the pair, only for Yoshi to either eat them or Mario to make them detonate by tricking them into landing on the ground and jumping out of the way or firing at them with a bunch of fireballs.
Angered that Mecha Mario looked to be another failure, Bowser spat out his own fireballs at Mario, making him fire back with his fireballs to block it out, just as Yoshi then used his tongue to grab a shell from a Koopa Troopa nearby, formed an egg, before he fired it destroying the right arm of Mecha Mario.
"You may destroyed the hands, but there is one more attack it can do!" Bowser called out, causing Monty Mole to hit a big red button that had a skull on it, which caused Mecha Mario to then fire a green fireball out of its nose, which Mario ducked out of the way.
"And that is why sneeze attacks are not invented in the Mushroom Kingdom!" Mario said.
"Mario, catch!" Yoshi then called out as he threw a feather at Mario, who quickly faced Yoshi, caught Yoshi's gift, becoming Cape Mario.
"Good call, Yoshi. Have a taste of your own fireballs, Mecha me!" Mario yelled as he deflected the fireballs aimed at him, hitting the Mecha Mario until its nose blasted off its face.
Showing small signs that Mecha Mario had been programmed with an auto pilot, it seemed frustrated about the loss and stomped the ground in anger, causing a huge hole to fall beneath it, before it too fell down, creating a huge explosion as it landed, which threw Bowser's copter off course, making the two Koopas to scream out as they bumped into Mario and Yoshi, who were pushed off the side and fell into the hole.
And after all four had fallen, the remaining villains, all had taken cover, got back up, to which Hal and Jeff looked at the hole and then at each other.
"Well they failed yet again." Jeff the Goomba said.
"Should've figured Bowser would lose against Mario, like he does all the time." Hal the Koopa replied, making Jeff nod, before having to ask. "So what now?"
Hal thought for a moment, before he the perfect answer came to him.
"Lunch?"
A/N: Yeah, added Bowser's Kingdom Hal and Jeff cause of the popularity they are getting. I hope this first chapter is ok with you all. Please leave a review if you enjoyed.