Okay I really couldn't help myself writing this. It had started out supposing to be about Remus's new hair but this happened. Remus's hair deserves a fanfic and is my new project.
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The ASoRL
One-shot
The marauders were sitting at the start of the Grffyndor table, waiting on their friend Remus Lupin to join them. Remus Lupin had had a week more summer holidays than his friends because of his furry problem and the horrible timing of the moon. Usually the lythrocape would only take two days off school but according to Mrs Lupin this transformation had been extremely bad. But Remus was due back today and he should have been arriving at any moment.
...Half an hour ago.
All of a sudden, the doors to the Great Hall burst open and an extremely rumpled looking Remus stammered in.
It was the weekend so if course he was in muggle clothing, his old jeans had several rips in them and there was a large rip in his faded blue tee-shirts. He was missing a shoe and the remaining shoe had no tongue and the sole was flopping off. His hair was ruffled and spiked in all different directions, his skin was flushed as he leaned against the closest wall for support.
"Mr Lupin?! Are you alright?" Professor Mc Gonagal swept towards him quickly through the middle of the aisle between Grffyndor and Hufflepuff.
Remus looked up, shock and confusion covering his face,"P-P-Professssser..." He slurred like a drunk would, "Whhhhatderyou doing in the dormitories..." His voice was deep and husky, different than the high-pitched squeak he had before the summer of fifth year.
"Mr Lupin, are you ok?" Most people were staring at Remus, some like the marauders themselves where standing up in the seats to catch a glimpse of the werewolf.
Sirius Black growled quietly, if any slytherin even looked at his boyfriend in the wrong way then he would kill them.
"I-I've just been molested P-Professor..." Remus said with one eye half open, the other completely closed.
Sirius snarled and practically ran to his boyfriends side, the other two marauders behind him, vowing to stab anyone who dared violate his mooney. The rest of the hall gasped quietly to themselves.
"By who, Remus?" Mc Gonagal asked desperately, if someone had, molested one of her students she would have them for breakfast. These students were like her own children.
Remus grinned, low and lazily, gazing at his shoeless foot, "Fuck I lost a shoe!" He giggled as Sirius put an arm round him.
"C'mon Moons, this is important! Who touched you?" Sirius said, his voice low and threatening.
Remus thought for a moment, his hand on his chin as he thought precariously for several minutes, "I know this one...it was...they were calling themselves...The ASORL!" He gasped out quietly.
McGonagal groaned and turned to a livid Sirius Black.
"Mr Black, please take Mr Lupin to the hospital wing. It seems the Appreciation Society Of Remus Lupin have struck again."
The great hall door burst open and in trailed ,roughly 20 people, both genders, the leader being a small First year hufflepuff, with bright purple hair, swinging a grey converse shoe around her fingers.
"Hey Look!" James said, trying to be helpful but just being clueless "Tonks found Remus's shoe!"
The End.