Art is a beautiful thing.

Chapter 1

"NO WAY! un" Deidara shouted at Pein, who just announced to him that Deidara's sister will be living with the Akatsuki. "Why are you making such a big deal about your sister being here?" Pein asked sat behind his desk. (Yes he has a desk).

"You haven't met my sister un, I had to survive nearly my whole life with her!" Deidara cried which drew everyone else's attention. They all poked their heads around the corner. Where Deidara was whining to their leader.

"Look, we're short handed around here, and your sister seemed like a good option" Pein smiled which Deidara didn't approve of. "Look Liza is good, but She is so annoying! She has this competitive thing with me and its…"

"Liza? That's her name?" Pein asked smirking. "Yeah So? Anyway that's not the point!"

"So what is the point?"

"She is annoying!"

"Why?"

"Cos she thinks her stupid dancing is art!" Deidara shouted which Pein frowned at. "Her dancing?"

"Yeah, her Capoeira fighting style, its really stupid un. And she thinks its better than my…"

"You don't want her here, cos you are both competitive?" Pein asked glaring at him. Deidara frowned in defeat. "She will be a great here"

"I thought that too!" Pein says smiling. Deidara storms out which causes everyone else to stand back from looking around the corner.

"I didn't know he had a sister" Itachi whispered to everyone else. "I wonder if she looks like a boy, cos Deidara looks like a girl…"before Hidan could finish Deidara stormed up behind them. They all turned slowly with their faces like O.O'

"What was that?!" He shouted, they looked at each other then ran for it. With a furious Deidara chasing them.

A few hours later, they were all sat in the lounge Kisame and Itachi were reading, Hidan and were Kakuzu playing cards. Pein and Konan were playing checkers. And Tobi was annoying Deidara and Sasori, who were discussing art.

When suddenly the door handle turned, then turned again. Everyone looked at the door, which was failed to be opened. The door handle turned and turned again failing to open. They could hear a muffled

"For the love of…OPEN!" a voice shouted. Kicking the door down.

When the person finally entered with a huge suitcase. It was clear who it was. "Liza?" Deidara asks the girl standing at the door. She looked at the person who called her name and smiled. "Deidara!" she shouted and she ran over and hugged him.

Everyone looked at her, she didn't look like a boy at all. She was really pretty. She had long brown hair, with a pink tube top, and long purple trousers with long strings hanging off of them. She had holes at the side of her trousers.

"Deidara, how ya been eh?" she asks smiling. "Yeah, great, you? un" he asks slightly moving away from her. "Great eh?" she says. Everyone notices that she too has a sentence ender. Deidara's is un and yeah.

Liza's is eh and yeah.

"So where do I stay eh?" she asks picking up her suitcase. Deidara looks at Pein "You will stay in their room" he pointed to Deidara and Sasori. Deidara's jaw dropped. "NO WAY! Un" he shouted. This shocked Liza she frowned at him.

"Are you still like that eh?" she asked lifting up his chin, but he quickly pushes it away. He grabs her wrist and pulls her to his and Sasori's room. "Here un" he says while she walks in and notices all the clay sculptures and puppets.

She chuckles " You still think art is a bang eh?" she asks smirking at him. He frowns at her then nods. "That's cos it is un,"

"Art is eternal" Sasori adds walking in the bedroom. "ooh someone else disagrees with ya Deidara" she laughed.

"Well, enjoy your stay Liza" Sasori says before walking out. Deidara stares at his sister who is unpacking her suitcase. He thinks to himself

"This cant be happening!"