"It's either going to be Little Red Riding Hood, or The Three Little Pigs.
Who votes for Little Red Riding Hood?" James Potter said to his three
friends. Two hands went up into the air. "Okay then! We're going to do
Little Red Riding Hood!"
The boys were bored. Everything they would normally do was done. So
They decided to play out a Muggle play. They were sitting at a corner deciding what play they should do in the commenroom.
"I want to be the big bad wolf!" said Sirius Black. "Who hoofs and poofs and blows your house down!"
"That's not the wolf in Little Red Riding Hood. That's the wolf in The Three Little Pigs. And it's not poofs, it's poufs!" corrected Remus. Sirius gave him the Don't- You- Dare- Correct- Me look.
"You guys! First of all you can be the wolf, Padfoot. And second of all it's houfs. Not hoofs. Hoof is the hoof of a unicorn, not what the big bad wolf says when he's angry at the little pigs," added James. Sirius gave him the look.
"So Padfoot is going to be the wolf…" muttered Peter. He wrote that down on a piece of parchment. "Who wants to be Grandma?"
"I guess I will be," Remus grumbled.
Peter scribbled that down too. "Red? Who wants to be Red?"
"I'll be Little Red Riding Hood," offered James.
Peter wrote that down too. "I will be the hunter who saves everyone. But then who will be Red's mum?"
James smiled, "I got that handled. OY LILY!" he called across the room. Lily turned and raised her eyes brows as she did a lot to James.
"Oy what?" she called back, slightly annoyed.
"See? She'll be the mum, I know she wouldn't mind," assured James. "Please come over here, sweetest!"
"Ohhh no. Here he goes again," Lily said to her best friend, Rachael. "Coming!" She walked over to James and his friends. "What do you want?"
"We're doing a play-"
"- a Muggle play-"
"- and we need just one more character-"
"- so-"
"-please?" they all asked. Lily laughed at their stupid ness.
"Who do I need to be?" she asked, hoping it wasn't the bad person. She hated pretending to be rude, stupid, hated, and so on.
"The mum of Red," Sirius said.
"Who?"
"Little Red Riding Hood," answered Remus and James.
"The mother of the main character," said Peter and Sirius at the same time as the other two boys.
"Okay, okay. I'll be Mum. Who's 'Red?'" asked Lily, extremely annoyed now.
"Me," replied James. He was blushing like crazy.
"Ohhh no. Not this time. No! Good-bye! See you tomorrow in class! Bye." Lily stomped off to the stairs leading up to the girls' room, but James grabbed hold of her arm before she walked three steps.
"Just this once?"
"Grrr! Fine. But just this once," snapped Lily. She pulled her arm away from James and sat down at the chair farthest away from him.
"Now for the scripts," announced Remus, rubbing his hands together.
The boys were bored. Everything they would normally do was done. So
They decided to play out a Muggle play. They were sitting at a corner deciding what play they should do in the commenroom.
"I want to be the big bad wolf!" said Sirius Black. "Who hoofs and poofs and blows your house down!"
"That's not the wolf in Little Red Riding Hood. That's the wolf in The Three Little Pigs. And it's not poofs, it's poufs!" corrected Remus. Sirius gave him the Don't- You- Dare- Correct- Me look.
"You guys! First of all you can be the wolf, Padfoot. And second of all it's houfs. Not hoofs. Hoof is the hoof of a unicorn, not what the big bad wolf says when he's angry at the little pigs," added James. Sirius gave him the look.
"So Padfoot is going to be the wolf…" muttered Peter. He wrote that down on a piece of parchment. "Who wants to be Grandma?"
"I guess I will be," Remus grumbled.
Peter scribbled that down too. "Red? Who wants to be Red?"
"I'll be Little Red Riding Hood," offered James.
Peter wrote that down too. "I will be the hunter who saves everyone. But then who will be Red's mum?"
James smiled, "I got that handled. OY LILY!" he called across the room. Lily turned and raised her eyes brows as she did a lot to James.
"Oy what?" she called back, slightly annoyed.
"See? She'll be the mum, I know she wouldn't mind," assured James. "Please come over here, sweetest!"
"Ohhh no. Here he goes again," Lily said to her best friend, Rachael. "Coming!" She walked over to James and his friends. "What do you want?"
"We're doing a play-"
"- a Muggle play-"
"- and we need just one more character-"
"- so-"
"-please?" they all asked. Lily laughed at their stupid ness.
"Who do I need to be?" she asked, hoping it wasn't the bad person. She hated pretending to be rude, stupid, hated, and so on.
"The mum of Red," Sirius said.
"Who?"
"Little Red Riding Hood," answered Remus and James.
"The mother of the main character," said Peter and Sirius at the same time as the other two boys.
"Okay, okay. I'll be Mum. Who's 'Red?'" asked Lily, extremely annoyed now.
"Me," replied James. He was blushing like crazy.
"Ohhh no. Not this time. No! Good-bye! See you tomorrow in class! Bye." Lily stomped off to the stairs leading up to the girls' room, but James grabbed hold of her arm before she walked three steps.
"Just this once?"
"Grrr! Fine. But just this once," snapped Lily. She pulled her arm away from James and sat down at the chair farthest away from him.
"Now for the scripts," announced Remus, rubbing his hands together.