Disclamer: Don´t own House everything belongs to FOX
Spoilers: Season 3, 3x18 Airborn

A/N: Thanks to scuddyrific who was my beta for this drabble and did a great job.

Fashion Victim

"... and I anticipate an ironed shirt!" Cuddy told House before he could even start to complain.

"But thats not fair" he whined in his best 5 year old manner.

"Life´s not fair, get used to it!" with that Cuddy took the first file on the stack and

opened it showing House the discussion was over. House still in shock, stood there and stared at her.

He couldn´t believe it. An international conference in Singapore with Cuddy. Without her it could have been fun, but with her coming it wouldn´t be fun at all! He was totally pissed!

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Day of their departure at the airport.

Cuddy was waiting for House who was late ...as always.

"Last call for check in flight 815 to Singapore" Cuddy could hear via the speakers in the huge

departure area. Suddenly she spotted something bright green in the crowd limping towards her.

She couldn´t believe it House was wearing a bright green hawaiian shirt, which was at least two sizes to big for him, covered with a ridiculously annoying pattern.

House sported a huge grin when he approached her fully aware of how pissed she was about his choice of clothes.

"Hi Cuddles. Stop starring. Makes you look stupid" he said as she continued to stare at his shirt blinking because the bright color hurt her eyes.

Slightly pissed she asked "What in the heck´s that?" pointing at his shirt with disgust.

"It's the ironed shirt you ordered" he told her with a smug grin.

"You can´t be serious ..." she didn´t have to wait for his answer cause she already knew it. This was his response for being forced to attend the conference.

"Oh dear Cuddles I am. I think the green makes me look younger. Chicks love this kind of style over there" he flashed a boyish grin.

"You have other normal shirts in there, right?" a flash of fear showing on her face while pointing at his suitcase.

Yep they are all new and ironed. Ones yellow, another one´s orange..." he told her in his best cheery voice.

She let him talk, her thoughts trailing of to the conference and House with one of those ridiculous shirts in the middle of black suited collegues from all around the world.

This trip is going to be a disaster.

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A/N: I´m still not sure if this is a one shot or if i will continue with the story. If you like it please review.