Story name: Heaven in Hell
Disclaimer - I wish Naruto was mine...well I wish Gaara was mine more but k.minashi is being a dickhead.
Rating- right now it's not so bad. A little mention of Yuri... (Eww) and some cursing...that's about it...sorry guys
Authors note: This is of course the first chapter, and I am still relatively new at this so don't get pissed. I write faster when I get more reviews so plllllleeeeaasseeee leave reviews! I love them and I will try to reply to them all... also I have ch. 2 in the progress but I'm really aiming for at least 15 reviews before I post it cuz I never get reviews and I really want feedback...so if its not any trouble then I would really like that thanks sorry for the threat but it worked for my friend and I'm threatening you! Bwaahahaha!!! Me so evil!
"Yeah, Kiba. I'm defiantly staying in Konoha High."
"I thought your grandparents said you had to go that prep school."
"Yeah right, I'm not going to an all boys school." he stuck his tongue out in disgust.
"Well, you know, Tsunade is a tough cookie to crack. I think that if she really wanted you to go to a prep school, she would use anything to make you go." Naruto could hear Kiba hiding a laugh.
"Yeah, well, that old hag can take that stick out of her ass, because I'm not going."
"WHAT WAS THAT, BRAT? IT BETTER NOT BE WHAT I THINK IT WAS!" he heard a loud booming voice ring through the whole house accompanied with loud footsteps going towards his room.
"Um, Kiba. I gotta go." he said in a rush.
"See ya!" Kiba replied and the line went dead.
Tsunade busted through the door, her eyes blazing, and a slight growl in the pitch of her chest. "I told you not to call me that!" she screamed.
"Alright, Granny Tsunade." a sly smile crept up to his face.
She let out a hiss. "Anyway, I need you to sign these papers." She plopped a packet of papers on his bed.
"What is it?" he eyed the papers like it came from outer space.
"The transfer papers for Konoha...Prep." she smiles devilishly.
"What?! I am NOT going to Konoha Prep for senior year!"
"If you don't go, then you will be home schooled with me!" she pointed to her chest, "you decide" and with that, she walked out of the room leaving Naruto speechless on his bed. What.A.BITCH! He thought. Nothing could be worse than staying home with that cranky old hag all day.
He picked up the papers and just stared at the name
Konoha Preparatory school for young men
He read it over and over again, not believing what he was about to do. He picked up the pen and scribbled his signature on the line. His heart sank and he felt like he just signed a contract with the devil himself. The phone rang.
On the second ring her picked it up and said "What?"
"So, Naruto, did she kill you?"
"NO!" he yelled back to Kiba," but, I would have preferred it! Shoot me Kiba. Shoot me now!" laughter rang from the other side of the line. "What's funny?"
"You're going to Konoha PREP!" Kiba broke out into a fit of laughter.
"Shut up, Kiba"
"What happened to the whole 'I'm not going to an all boy's school'?" Kiba said through his short laughter and sudden gasps for air.
"Kiba, if you don't shut up, I'm going to pound you into the ground." Naruto growled
"Okay, okay, okay." he said through short breathes, "I'll stop."
"Look, you want to go out. Call Shikamaru. I feel like I'm in hell."
"Sure, I'll call him. We could go girl hunting." Kiba smiled,
"Yeah tell him to pick us up."
"Gotcha!"
"Later."
"See ya!"
The line went dead. Naruto took a quick shower and dressed up before the door bell rang 30 minutes later.
"NARUTO! YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE!" Tsunade's voice rang through the entire house like and earthquake.
"I'm coming!" Naruto ran down the stairs to greet his friends, glaring at his grandmother. "See ya later, old hag." Tsunade hissed and slammed the door behind him.
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"Man! There are some hot chicks here." Kiba yelled to his friends over the blaring music.
"I guess. Women are too troublesome anyways." Shikamaru answered back.
"Aww, come on Shika, lighten up. Let's get you some hot chick to bang." Naruto said, elbowing the cloud lover in the ribs.
"I could find my own girls, thank you very much." he walked to one of the empty table and took a seat. Staring at the dancing bodies on the dance floor.
"Dude, we're on chick hunts. Not sit and stare at other guys get the prizes!" Kiba yelled back.
"They will come to me. It's too troublesome to go up to girls you don't know, so I have decided, let them come to me." he smiled and continued to stare at a group of girls on the corner of the dance floor.
The group consisted of a dark haired girl, shyly dancing, and a bubble gum haired girl that was slowly grinding on one of the two blondes that were with them, while the other blonde was dancing wildly next to them, laughing and turning everywhere. That girl spotted the three men on the table and without any hesitation, made her way to the table.
"Now what are a bunch of guys like you doing all alone?" she said.
"We're girl h-" Shikamaru quickly interrupted.
"Just watching you." he said, smiling. Since when was Shikamaru such a flirt?
"My name is Temari." she said completely oblivious to the other two boys sitting next to them, mouths hanging open, completely shocked to Shikamaru's flirtatious ways.
"Shikamaru." he answered back politely.
"Well, Shikamaru, would you and your friends like to join me over there with some of my friends?" she pointed in the direction of the three other girls on the dance floor.
"I'd love to." he nodded to his friends and got up from his seat, flashing an I-told-you-so look to Naruto who just snickered back.
They all walked over to the girls that stopped dancing to say their hellos
"Girls, this is Shikamaru ..." she paused and motioned for the others to introduce themselves.
"Naruto." ha said, eyeing the pink haired girl up and down. She will have to do for today.
"Heya, ladies! Name's Kiba!" he pointed to his chest. His eyes glinted with obvious interest in the dark haired girl.
"Um... hi, Kiba...Naruto." the dark haired said shyly.
"Hey!" Naruto said excitedly. Kiba nudged him in the ribs and motioned towards the girls table.
"Guys, this is Sakura," she pointed to the bubble gum haired girl, "Ino," to the other blonde, "and Hinata." to the dark haired one.
They all said their greetings and sat at the girls table. Not long later, Temari and Shikamaru left to dance together and Kiba had later joined them with Hinata. Now Naruto was left with Ino and Sakura which didn't pay much attention, or rather completely ignored, him.
"Hey, girls. Do you want to dance?" he attempted to get there attention and interest.
"Sorry, but I can only dance with Ino." she rubbed the other girls leg and lightly kissed he on the cheek. Great, I get stuck with the Lesbians.
The two girls got up and joined the others in their swaying rhythm to the beat of the music. Another person joined the table. He turned to look straight into the golden eyes of his grandmothers' brother. Orochimaru. An ugly thing he was. Long greasy black hair, golden eyes that pupils looked like those of a snake and almost transparent skin.
"What. Are you doing here?" Naruto asked coldly.
"Aww, come on Naruto. That's no way to treat family." the snake guy responded, leaning closer into Naruto face.
"Orochimaru, leave. Now,"
But then I can't congratulate you." he whined.
"On what?" he sighed.
"So I caught your attention?" he laughed a nasty laugh that sent shivers down the boys spin, "Of course for signing the papers. To MY school.
Naruto's eyes felt like falling out of their sockets. His heart wanted to scream and punch that old hag right in the face, but his body couldn't react. What?! Naruto thought, Konoha prep is this faggots school!?!
"You should really look into schools your going to transfer to." he stood up with a huge smile, "Because you never know who you might meet." he broke out in laughter and walked out of the dance club, people moving out of the ugly mans way with frightened looks.
You have GOT to be kidding me! He's going to an all boys' school AND to top it all off, Orochimaru, the person he hated more than anything, was the Dean. Oh this WAS hell. Just plain Hell.
Authors note: oook...weird...i hope you guys liked the first chappie cuz...well i like the story and i hope from other eyes its good...also the next chappie is written already but i only need to type it...and...cough cough ...reviews make me type faster...D so read, review, enjoy...lmao