Disclaimer: We don't own the characters. Masashi Kishimoto does. We just make them do naughty things.

-Everyone loves Sasuke-

It was early Saturday morning when Sasuke pinned the piece of paper outside Ichiraku's stand and went off for a day of training. It read:

Partner needed.

Small apartment with balcony at the south end of the village.

Interested applicants please sign up for a private meeting.

Meetings will held over two weeks starting this following Monday.

No Females.

- Uchiha Sasuke

Beneath that were lines for fourteen names. Sakura had been "casually" following behind Sasuke and stopped in front of the notice. She glared at it then scribbled something on it. Kakashi scratched down his name just as Naruto was heading for breakfast, or else Naruto wouldn't have noticed the paper at all. An eerie figure appeared not long after, and left an almost indecipherable mark. Lee put his training on hold for a moment to contemplate signing it for about five minutes, before finally doing so. A tall man and a very pretty young girl coming for lunch together both looked it over. By now, there were several swarms of girls near the ramen stand, fuming over the notice. They dispersed, however when a strangely frightening red-haired boy appeared out of nowhere and left a name. Kiba dashed by it, backed up, signed, then bolted before Jiraiya got there. Jiraiya paused and scrawled his name with a smirk. Later in the afternoon, Iruka was searching for Naruto, but got distracted by the paper. Kabuto examined it just before going for his dinner. Neji had been training late and put his signature on as he was heading home. Sometime during the night, a final mark was left on the paper.

The next day, Sasuke took the list down to look it over. He brought it home with him and began to prepare for the next morning.

-Greater Evil