Summary: The Akatsuki are turned into cats and sent to another dimension. They are captured and taken to the vet, only to be adopted by…THE AKATSUKI?
Hello, my fans! Hopefully I'm actually talking to someone right now. Anyway, I don't think this has been done before. If it has, please let me know so I can start to think up something else that no one else has done yet. Don't worry, I don't own Naruto. If I did, the drawings wouldn't be as good and there would be WAY more destruction then there already is…though if Misashi lets me have Naruto…queue evil laughter! Giggle giggle giggle. MUAHAHAHAHA!
*Akatsuki base*
"Nagato, someone left a scroll in front of our front door. I have it here with me." Pein looked up at Konan, the one who had just spoken as she walked over to his desk. He got up and walked in front of her. "Give me the scroll, Konan." Konan gave Pein the scroll and Pein walked out of his office. "Konan," Konan nodded her head. "I am calling a meeting. Wake everyone up and tell them to go to the living room."
"Hai, Nagato." Konan bowed and left the room to go wake the other Akatsuki members.
*In the living room*
Hidan yawned as he walked over to the couch in the middle of the room. "Leader, why do we have to have a meeting at three in the morning?" Pein glared at him. "Hidan, sit. Now." Hidan glared back, but sat down. "We are here because someone left something outside our front door. I wanted you all present so that we can all see what's inside. I give you permission to feel flattered."
All of the Akatsuki members (except for Kakuzu, Sasori, Konan, Pein (of course), and Itachi) let themselves show their way of being flattered. "LEADER-SAMA! LEADER-SAMA! CAN I OPEN IT?" Tobi screamed, hurting the ears of the people next to him, which just happened to be Hidan and Deidara.
Pein sighed. "Fine, Tobi. You can open it. Just shut-up for once in your life!" Tobi squealed and jumped of the couch, then ran over to Pein and grabbed the scroll. When Tobi opened it, there was a loud POOF!, and the Akatsuki were consumed by white smoke.
~DON'TYOUWANTOTKNOWWHATTHISSAYS? IBETYOUDO!~
Pein groaned and leaned up from his position on the ground, grabbing his head in his hands to stop the headache. At least, tried to, anyway… "What the…AAAAAAAAHH!"
All of the Akatsuki immediately woke from there unconsciousness and bolted up, Hidan saying "I CAN HAZ UR DEMON? (1)" Everyone looked at Hidan strangely, then Hidan called out something that made them look at themselves strangely;
"WHYARE YOU ALL KITTIES?" Everybody screamed looking down at themselves. Then everybody looked at each other and screamed as well. "OH MY JASHIN! I'M SURROUND BY A BUNCH OF KITTIES!" Hidan wailed. "YOU'RE A KITTY TOO, HIDAN!" Kakuzu screamed at Hidan. "EVERYBODY, CALM DOWN!" Pein demanded. Everybody was quiet.
"Alright, we need to find out where we are, so-" Before Pein could finish his sentence, a really big net was suddenly surrounding all of them. "I got a gang of kitties, Jason. They look really weird, too." The guy holding the net yelled. He had short, brown hair with dark green eyes. He was wearing a white one piece suit with two blue lines going all the way down, from the top of the suit to the bottom of the suit.
He had a pin pinned to his outfit that said 'Fred' in blue, cursive letters. But that wasn't the worst part. The worst part was that on the suit was an iron-on of a cat and a dog with the words 'Animal Control' above them.
"Alright, lets get them in the van." 'Jason' said and sighed as he walked over from a big white van. He had shoulder length, straight blonde hair with bright, golden eyes. He was skinny, like Fred, but was at least a size smaller. He was wearing the same suit as Fred, but his pin said 'Jason' instead of 'Fred'.
"Fred, I am really getting sick of this job. When can we finally quit and get a job that doesn't involve hurting cute little animals?" Jason whined as he stopped next to Fred with a pout. Jason turned to face him. Fred sighed. "We will when we can finally rent ourselves an apartment. Let's just hope the apartment manager isn't a homophobe." Jason sighed again but nodded.
"Alright! Let's take them to pet shop where they can hopefully get bought into a nice and caring family that doesn't want to kill them…" Fred exclaimed as he turned the net upside down and slung it over his shoulder, successfully making none of the Akatsuki KITTIES fall out.
Once the Akatsuki KITTIES were in a big, metal cage in the trunk, Fred got into the drivers seat and Jason got into the passengers seat, and they drove off to the pet store, although the Akatsuki KITTIES (A/N: Have you guys noticed that I always do this when I'm talking about the Akatsuki KITTIES? I do it like that because I love to say it that way) didn't even know what a pet store was.
*Time skip: After the Akatsuki have been put into their cage at the store*
"I can't believe this!" Hidan screamed in disbelief. "We are kitties in a pet store where WE ARE THE PETS!" Kakuzu glared at him sadly. Kakuzu laid down on his belly and put his paws on top of his eyes. "Please, Hidan, don't remind me." Everybody looked at Kakuzu in shock. He seemed so…pathetic. "Ok, Kakuzu. We won't talk about it anymore. Isn't that right, Hidan?" Konan assured Kakuzu as she sent a glare in Hidan's direction. Hidan gulped and nodded. A bell rang at the front of the store. By instinct, we all looked up, but we couldn't see anything from where we were. But we could still hear.
"I need pets. Ten of them, to be specific. Don't look at me like that! I'll sue ya!" (A/N: That just reminded me of a Weird Al song! 'I'll sue ya! I'll take all your money! I'll sue ya, Even if you look at me funny!') "R-right this way, sir-" "Don't call me sir! I'm not a sir! I'm a random kid that just so happens to have eight friends that want kitties, one that doesn't really care, and I want one too! Wow, I just got SO off subject." The Akatsuki looked at each other, and a couple seconds later heard their cage door open.
"Oh my, Jashin THEY ARE SO KAWAII!" We all looked up at the person that had entered our cage. Our eyes widened as we saw the albino boy that looked about sixteen with a blood-red tank top with a scythe on it and black skinny jeans.
"Hello, kitties! I'm Hidan, your new owner!
HOLY SNAPPERDOODLEZ! HIDAN? ISN'T HE A KITTY? I THOUGHT HE WAS! THIS IS SO WEIRD! IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, REVIEW!
(1). LOLCAT-suki pictures. That is all I have to say.