A/N: Well my readers…I know I started HTIG but I was going through my fanfic books (yes I keep one) and I wanted to put up another fanfic because i laughed even though I wrote it…don't worry it wont affect the 1st one because both are already written down…so I can upload as much as I want…if I have the time that is…anyways ENJOY =3.

Warning: I'm again not sure what to warn you about…ummm well you'll just have to find out on your own…don't worry…oh yeah I forgot…there may be some Sakura bashing in it…not for my hatred but for comedic entertainment so Sakura fans back the hell up *puts up fence around me and story* besides that I won't blind your mental movie picture eyes (will explain later if you don't understand)…yet *wink* ;3

Disclaimer: *tear* I don't own Naruto…Masashi Kishimoto-sama does…lucky bastard *goes in emo corner to sulk*.

Anyways…ON TO THE STORY!

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Not your type "/

Two young youths walked down the street clad in black outfits that made them blend into the night. Well except for the striking blonde hair which a bat or blind hobo can't miss. Konohamaru strolled beside Naruto, hands in his pockets.

"Thanks again for the invite bro," he said smiling a little.

"Eh…it was nothin' y'know," Naruto shrugged.

They walked until they reached their destination. A huge house, bigger than the Hokage's building, rose in front of them. A huge main gate separated the pair from the chattering, waiting crowd inside. Naruto pulled two tickets from his jackets and showed it to the security guards.

"Welcome Uzumaki Naruto and guest," they bowed, "We hope you have a wonderful time,"

Naruto walked ahead followed by Konohamaru and were soon blended in the crowd all wearing black. Both scanned the crowd for familiar faces and greeted with a smile and a nod before continuing.

"So he can dress up once in awhile huh?" someone said tapping Naruto's shoulders.

He turned around to see Sakura and Ino clad in black. Sakura wearing a halter back dress with the lace tied around the neck giving her V-neck. Ino wore a black mini dress with fishnet sleeves hooked at the middle finger.

"Looking lovely ladies," Naruto complimented rubbing his nape.

"Eh…the pinky could have worn a better push-up bra," Konohamaru critiqued shrugging.

Naruto froze mid-rub with a frozen smile and a twitching eyebrow. Ino struggled to keep a straight face but failed miserably. Sakura's smile was stretched too wide to be considered humanely impossible but it's Sakura so you could only expect the impossible…and no it's not Naruto…he's expected for the unexpected. If that sounds right…0.o…anyways back to the story. Naruto sensing the aura that now surrounded Sakura waved a hand apologetically in front of his face.

"Now Sakura…please calm down…plus this is the late Third Hokage's grandson," Naruto explained quickly.

"I don't care if he's his late GRANDMOTHER," Sakura spat.

"Hmmmm…now where did I here that from?" Konohamaru mused innocently from hearing the statement.

"Now what did you say?" Sakura challenged through gritted teeth.

Konohamaru sighed before addressing the pink head.

"Your dress is too plain, your chest obviously has been neglected and your hair…dye it another colour because it's dull and 'bleh' (xP)… I suggest you don't stand beside your sexy friend here because you just look like some damn God-forsaken hobo that could be seen down the market," Konohamaru stated heartlessly.

An awkward feeling came over Sakura and then pure fury and rage. Ino was trying to stop laughing so hard while Naruto was biting his nails waiting for the eventual explosion.

"Why….YOU!" Sakura exploded.

Konohamaru turned away from the snarling pink panther who was foaming at the mouth.

"Say it don't spray it baka," and he walked away.

Curse words flowed through Sakura's lips as she fought against the restraining arms of Naruto and Ino.

"Calm down Sakura," Naruto begged the foaming hothead.

"Yeah you're making a scene billboard," Ino hissed an embarresed yet amused expression on her face.

Gradually Sakura calmed down enough to fix he slightly disheveled hair.

"The little brat," she kept muttering, "son of a bitch!"

Soon Naruto was by himself watching the girls walk off to the bathroom to freshen up and 'upgrade' her look. Naruto shook his head.

"I don't know what you see in that girl," Konohamaru appeared shaking his head.

Bonk

"Ow…why'd you do that for?" Konohamaru asked rubbing his head.

"For being a blabbing idiot," Naruto said bonking him again.

"Tsk…just trying to help," Konohamaru said pouting.

"How are you helping?" Naruto asked.

"She just doesn't seem your type," he stated.

"And what is my type, Konohamaru?" Naruto asked exasperated.

"Her," he pointed.

"Who…Tenten?" Naruto asked.

"No dude, plus she's taken,"

Neji walked up to said girl and wrapped his arms around her waist causing both to blush slightly.

"It's her," Konohamaru again pointed.

"Ummm…dude…that's Chouji," Naruto said eyes wide.

"Baka…the girl talking to him,"

Naruto looked a little to the left to see jet black hair being flipped behind her shoulder. Her body was hugged by a halter top dress with the bare skin of her back being shown. In the middle of her back, lace crisscrossed, giving it a sexy look. She was elegant. She turned to see Naruto gazing at her, his mouth gaping a little. She blushed at the sudden attention. She turned away and called someone. Soon a mini similarly elegant girl about Konohamaru's age appeared. Konohamaru whistled as the two girls walked up to them.

"Good evening N-Naruto," Hinata greeted bowing slightly.

Naruto smiled slightly, blushing and greeted back.

"Yo…I'm Konohamaru," he said smiling.

"You look stupid," the mini replied bluntly and she turned away coldly.

Naruto looked over at Konohamaru whose smiling face was frozen in place due to sudden annialation of his dignity.

'Karma much?' Naruto thought grinning mentally.

"Hannabi-chan, please be nicer…your so mean," Hinata gently scolded.

"Psch…he's not worth my time…I'm going to find cousin Neji," and with that said she walked away.

When she was out of earshot, Naruto asked, "What's up with her?"

"She and father had a fight which is so rare," Hinata explained, " but she'll come around…just give her time, 'kay Knonohamaru?"

No answer.

"I guess he's still frozen," Naruto shrugged.

Bonk

"Ow! HEY!" Konohamaru exclaimed.

"Welcome back to Earth," Naruto said sarcarstically, "You okay there?"

"Ofcourse I'm fine, yeah I got thrown off there but I'm someone who never gives up," Konohamaru said smiling confidently.

"Uh-huh"

Suddenly, fanfare blasted through speakers bringing guests to attention. The main doors opened to reveal a ever smiling Sai wearing an Armani suit.

"Welcome my guests…please come inside, refreshments will be available…thank you for your patience," he said bowing.

Naruto smiled as the patrons clapped, "This is gonna be fun,"

The crowd entered the place all clad in black. The red carpet laid out in front of them with servants, in black and white uniforms, along the sides bowing.

"Welcome, masters and mistresses," they said in union.

A few impressed patrons 'oohed' and 'aahed' at the interior decorating fit for a prince. A huge chandlier hung above the group, sparkling gold light around the room. At the end of the red carpet there stood white double doors waiting to be opened to let the crowd greet the pulsing music inside.

"I can smell the food in there," Chouji sighed taking deep breaths.

"Everyone please enjoy the party," Sai's voice said over the P.A.

Hinata clasped her hands together in excitement. Naruto got a glance of her cleavage as she brought her hands together making him blush. Finally the door opened.

"Let the fun begin!" Konohamaru yelled.

Everyone immediately rushed in the room, dark with coloured lights playing on the dance floor.

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A/N: Well there you have it…1st chapter of EP is done…wow my fingers hurt…but anyways…you see that nice button that has 'Review' on it…yeah that one…PRESS IT AND REVIEW…the more reviews…the more pschyed I feel to write more…well upload…whatever you know what I mean…and please bear with me and my English spelling…I'm Jamaican and we don't use the American spelling. Anyways…THNX 4 READIN! =3