"So exactly how long were you in Neverland?"
"Come again, love?"
"You. Pirate times. Neverland. It's a place."
"Aye. I recall it well."
"And sometimes you're two-hundred and sometimes you're three-hundred, and you had to have spent most of those years there."
"Correct."
"You're being short with your answers."
"It's because I fear I know where you're going with your questions."
"So, in all that time - was Tinkerbell the only female around?"
"And there it is."
"Seriously. I mean, that's a lot of years on an island that isn't all that big."
"For part of that time there was also another lass, Baelfire's friend."
"Wendy? She was in a box, and way too young for you. But Tinkerbell…"
"I spent a great deal of time on my errands for that demon, Pan."
"How many times?"
"Errands?"
"Why would I want to know about your stupid errands?"
"Some of them were adventurous."
"How many times did the two of you do it?"
"Now you're assuming…"
"TWO HUNDRED YEARS, Killian. And you're not the type to not…"
"Oh, what type am I, Emma?"
"You know."
"So if you had been in Neverland with me all that time, you would have taken advantage?"
"Advantage?!"
"Considering how you all but devoured me after I saved your father. And we hadn't even been there a week."
"You're changing the subject."
"Are we not talking about how attractive you find me?"
"We are talking about you and Tinkerbell and too much long boring time surrounded by prepubescent boys."
"She doesn't hold a candle to you, lass."
They kiss, slow and sweet. They part and smile at each other.
"It's all about you, Emma."
"Okay, I can live with that."
"Me too."
"But, I just can't help wondering… Fairy sex. Is there anything special there?"
"Swan…"