Um... hi.

I haven't published anything for a while, but I already have three chapters for this story, two chapters for another crack crossover, and around five for a Vocaloid fic written in my story notebook in blue ink.

I wrote this fic simply because there was a startling and significant lack of Inuyasha and Vocaloid crossovers (this is the first in the official archive).

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or Vocaloid. They belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Crypton Media, respectively, and not to a 13-year-old who lives off ramen.

Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippo, Sango and Miroku sat at the edge of the forest, near the Bone Eater's well. The group took a short break from their travels to rest at Kaede's village. Presently they were just basking in the nice weather.

"So, tell me, Inuyasha, which girl do you really want, Kagome or Kikyo?" Shippo brought up randomly while sucking on the rotating lollipop Kagome brought him.

Inuyasha and Kagome stiffened at the question, and right on cue, two seconds later Shippo was flying through the air.

"Ah, Shippo. Such an innocent mind."

"Yeah. I mean, Inuyasha's chosen Kagome over Kikyo like three months ago―"

Suddenly Sango went stiff and brought a hand to Miroku's face.

"Sango, must you be so rash?"

"You stupid perverted monk!"

"You are cutting a deep emotional scar within me Sango!"

"Shut up lecher!"

"I tell you, the hand is cursed! What should an innocent monk have to do to prove his abstinence and purity around here?"

"Well, keep your hand off my butt!"

"But the curse―"

*whack*

Inuyasha and Kagome watched the exchange between the two.

"Really, now, Miroku should stop grabbing Sango's butt if the mood isn't there, y'know?"

"But... back then, when you said the mood was there, and he grabbed her butt, he still got slapped."

"Inuyasha," Kagome sighed, "there are some things in this world you'll never understand."

"Do I even have to understand it, you stupid wench?" Inuyasha yelled, clearly getting frustrated with this enigmatic "mood".

"Sit boy."

"Shi―" Inuyasha said before slamming face-first into the ground.

After a bit, Shippo came crawling back and started licking his lollipop again. The group fell into another comfortable silence.

All of a sudden, Inuyasha's ears started twitching and he sniffed the air in a true dog-like fashion.

"What is it, Inuyasha?" Kagome inquired, noticing the twitching.

"A human. I smell a human."

"Maybe it's one of the villagers?"

"Nah, it smells about fifty years later."

"You mean my time?"

"Yeah."

"Well, let's follow it then!" Sango said, standing up and walking in the direction Inuyasha pointed out, just as a purple-clothed hand reached out to grope her.

The monk sighed in disappointment.

They found themselves in the clearing where the well was located, and surely enough, there was a teenage girl standing there.

"What the..." Inuyasha trailed off, taken aback by the girl's unusual appearance.

"Oh Kami," said Sango, who looked as if her eyes would pop out of her head.

"Um..." Kagome said, looking more adapted than the others but shocked nonetheless.

"Ooh," Miroku said with a suggestive interest.

"Um... Inuyasha, you sure she ain't a demon?" Shippo whispered.

Meanwhile Kirara's eyes doubled their usual size.

The girl turned and saw them. A light appeared in her seemingly all-blue eyes.

"Oh my gosh! I thought there wouldn't be anyone around here, thank goodness! Can you help me?" the girl said, pushing her teal bangs out of her eyes.

Yes, teal. Teal pigtails. Teal pigtails as long as her body.

And it just gets better. The girl's outfit was much stranger; she wore a silver vest, a teal tie, black arm sleeves, a skirt with a length that could challenge Kagome's, and black thigh-high boots.

Everyone else was dumbfounded, but Miroku stepped forward.

"We would love to help such a fine young maiden as yourself."

A blush appeared in the girl's cheeks, and Miroku took the opportunity to grab her hands and give her a melting amethyst stare. (cue mochible screaming)

"Would you care to bear my children?"

All of a sudden the girl's face went blank and she stood with her mouth open, as if she was unsure about what she heard or unsure how to respond.

That was enough to snap Sango out of her trance.

A few minutes later, Miroku stood in a corner with a huge bump on his head.

The girl introduced herself, very formally, might I add, and the team introduced themselves as well (naturally Miroku got hit).

"So, Miku, right? Yer saying you're a Bo-ka-lo-yu-du?" Inuyasha said, a pint of interest appearing in his face.

"Yes, I'm a Vocaloid. Umm... I'm not sure how I got here," Miku said.

"Meh."

"Inuyasha," Kagome scolded. "Anyway, Miku, maybe you have a jewel shard. That's how I got here."

"A what?"

"Well, there's this magical jewel, the Shikon no Tama, and I kinda sorta accidentally not on purposely broke it into a million pieces."

"Meh."

"Inuyasha," Kagome said, giving him a look, "So, Miku, do you have any? They're purple, and kind of look like quartz."

"Hmm...," Miku hummed as she thought deeply. "Nope, not that I can recall."

"Oh, cool! What is that?" Shippo interrupted, referring to the vegetable Miku carried.

"It's leek," Miku said with a smile.

"Meh."

"SIT!"

And Inuyasha slammed into the ground.

Miku, apparently startled, jumped back and fell against a certain monk.

Before Miroku could work his magic, Sango dragged him away and threw him into the well.

"Umm... Kagome, right?" Miku said.

"Yeah."

"That white-haired boy's name is Inuyasha?"

Kagome tensed. "Yeah?"

"Why is his hair white? And why is that kid's hair red? Obviously black is the norm here."

"Oh. Uh, that's because Inuyasha is a half-demon. Shippo's a pure-blooded demon."

"WHAT?"

And Inuyasha, with his super hearing, heard (apparently) and was a little offended.

"Who are you to talk, Miss Teal Pigtails?" Inuyasha yelled harshly.

Miku began to tremble; her eyes widened and started to tear.

"Inuyasha... SIT."

Inuyasha slammed face-first into the ground, which made Miku a little better.

"Thanks, Kagome."

"No prob."

"Ugh, ya two wenches, when I..."

"SIT BOY!"

"Uwaagh!"

A few more episodes of this and Miku was laughing her guts out, rolling about, completely ignoring the fact that she was in a miniskirt. Miroku stood a few meters away, enjoying the free show.

Which, as always, was noticed by a certain taijiya.

Later, Miroku sat glumly in a corner, nursing a bump on his head.

"Wow," said Shippo, "five beatings in one chapter. Not to mention all the sits. Whoever wrote this fic must be a real sadist."

All of a sudden, a creature with a big head, huge eyes that had neither pupils nor irises, and a ponytail appeared out of nowhere and said, "Yeah, I am."

~fin~

I'm gonna clear up some things...

If you wonder why Kags didn't recognize Miku, well, Kags isn't much of an otaku.

I'm not sure when this story was set, but Kagura and Kanna were still alive (they appear in the next chapter).

I'm the creature. It's my profile pic. I call her the Fangirling Blob.

I'm a Miroku fangirl, so expect to see a lot of Miroku. XD

It's all right if you confuse Miku and Miroku; I did too.

Please read and review and/or favorite. :D