Gnar and Jarvan: A Tale of two lovers
It was a sunny day in summoners rift. Jarvan was patrolling the borders of his jungle on his day off because he didn't know anything besides being a jungler. He looked up through the trees and saw sun. He smiled. The sun made him feel like he was put on this earth for a reason. Maybe a reason other than being a Jarvan the fourth. Maybe he could be Jarvan the 1st, himself and only himself. He was so deep in thought pondering his life questions that he almost didn't hear the fighting coming from the other side of the jungle. HIS INSTINCTS TOLD HIM TO GO to the noise and he ran toward the commotion. He burst through the greenery and yelled STAOOP! Then he saw his trusted companion Garen and his friend (girlfriend) Lux holding a TRESPASSER . WHAT IS THIS he yelled
We don't know it doesn't speak replied garen, he only speaks gibberish can you take him to the dungeons under ground plzthanks. Lux and Garen walked away in a huff and a puff but didn't blow jarvans house down. Jaravan has always wanted a house. Jarvan stared at the weird creature and frowned because it was ugly. It was small and furry creature and was ery angry. SO ANGRY HE JUMPED OUT OF JARVANS ARMS AND TURNED INTO A FEROUCISOU BEATU! JArvan gasped and jumed backwards but he wasn't scared
HE was in awe at this most marvelous creature whom appeared to be named gnar. He stared into his eyes He could feel a strong emotion in his heart something which Jarvan had never known. He knew the gnar was to be his and his alone. And he could have his dream of building a house. And he could be with the gnar. Gnar did not seem to understand So he caged the gnar in his ultimate and built a permanent structure so he could never escape. And he lived happily ever after. And raised a family of razorbeaks.