Yamamato-old man
Chojiro- something or other
Soifon- shortie
Omeada- tallie
Gin-fox
izuru-blond emo
unohana-mother
isane-sister
aizen-nutcase
hinamori-love struck
byakuya-captain flower power
renji-mr. compensation
komamura-WOLFIE
iba-UGLY
Kyoraku-cross-desser
Nanao-glasses
Tosen-justice is blind
Hisagi -reaper
Hitsugaya-shit stack
Rangiku-drunkin nut
Kenpachi-drunken rage
Yachiru-nickname
Kurotsuchi-major nutcase
Nemu-chan
Ukitake-illness
Sentaro- thing1
Keyonie-thing2
Report #1
Old Man and Something-or-Other are going through the mountain of red tape.
Shortie is chasing Tallie around screaming about paperwork.
Fox and Blond-emo are nowhere to be found.
Mother and Sister are cleaning up a 'disturbance' (read: 11th division fight)
Nutcase and Love-Struck are in Nutcases' office.
Captain Flower-Power is giving Mr. Compensation more paperwork
WOLFIE is arguing with UGLY
Cross-Dresser is hitting on Glasses. Glasses is (literally) hitting on Cross-Dresser.
Justice-is-Blind is telling his new members to fear their swords. Reaper is rolling his eyes.
ShitStack is lowering his divisions hearing because Drunken Nut was drunk again
Drunken Rage and Nickname are asleep
Major Nutcase is talking to Chan about something. I hate science.
Thing1 and Thing2 are arguing about Illness again.
End Report One
Boss' office
"This is so STUPID!" the boss slammed his hands on his desk. Causing all the paperwork to go flying. "Shit."
Report #2
Old Man and Something-or-Other are still going through the mountain of red tape.
Shortie slept in. Tallie is happy.
Fox and Blond-emo are asleep
Mother and Sister are fixing Drunken Rage and Nickname
Nutcase and Love-Struck are missing
Capitan Flower-Power is pissed and Mr. Compensation is late.
WOLFIE and UGLY are arguing again
Cross-Dresser is with Illness and Glasses is with SWA
Justice-is-Blind is training with Reaper
ShitStack is doing Drunken Nuts paperwork. Drunken nut is with Mr. Compensation. Guess what they're doing?
Major Nutcase is experimenting and Chan is at the SWA meeting with glasses
Thing1 and Thing2 are arguing about Illness' where abuts
End Report Two
Boss' office
He is just staring at it. "Why can't she just write a normal report?" he yells. Making sure not to hit his desk. His stacks of paperwork still fell to the floor.
Report #3
Old Man and Something-or-Other took a break for lunch for the first time in three days. They never came back…
Shortie is doing paperwork and Tallie is no where to be found.
Fox and Blond-emo are training in their unused stadium.
Mother and Sister went with the SWA on vacation
Captian Flower-Power is not here. He is at a noble thing.
WOLFIE is gone. UGLY is doing the paperwork
Cross-Dresser is sad because Glasses is at the SWA vacation.
Justice-is-Blind is….somewhere. Reaper is training with some new members.
ShitStack is yelling and Drunken Nut for not doing paperwork.
Drunken Rage is playing Tea Party with Baldy, Feathers, and Nickname
Major Nutcase is somewhere. Chan is with the SWA.
Thing1 and Thing2 are arguing about what Illness should eat.
End Report Three
Boss' office
"RAKUSHINU!" he yells. The paperwork falls to the floor.
Report #4
Old Man And Something-or-Other are back climbing the mountain of red tape.
Shortie is in a family meeting. Tallie is doing paperwork.
Fox is missing. Blond-emo is doing paperwork.
Mother and Sister are doing paperwork
Love-Struck is doing paperwork. Nutcase is talking with Justice-is-Blind
Captain Flower-Power is doing paperwork then gave half of his load to Mr. Compensation.
WOLFIE is doing paperwork. UGLY is out training with Baldy
Cross-Dresser is back to hitting on Glasses. Glasses is (slowly failing) to ignore him.
Reaper is still training new members.
ShitStack is gone. Drunken Nut is slowly turning into Drunken Rage
Drunken Rage is training with Feathers. Nickname disappeared
Major Nutcase is somewhere and Chan went to find Glasses
Illness went to find Cross-Dresser and thing1 went somewhere, thing2 went to find Sister.
Additional Notes: over all, I think they found out about me.
End Report Four
Boss' office
"If you get found out, you are fired!" he yelled, sending the mountain of paperwork to the floor for the fourth day in a row. "I should have listened to everyone when they called her 'Bad Luck Rakushinu'"
Report #5
Old Man And Something-or-Other didn't show
Shortie and Tallie didn't show
Fox and Blond-emo didn't show
Mother and Sister didn't show
Nutcase and Love-Struck didn't show
Captain Flower-Power and Mr. Compensation didn't show
WOLFIE and UGLY didn't show
Cross-Dresser and Glasses didn't show
Justice-is-Blind and Reaper didn't show
ShitStack and Drunken Nut didn't show
Drunken Rage and NickName didn't show
Major Nutcase and Chan didn't show
Illness, Thing1 and Thing2 didn't show.
Additional Notes: Yep they found out about me.
End Report five
Boss' office
Writing letters to the captains of the Gotie 13. "I will murder Rakushinu."
Report #6
All captains went to there offices to find birds of various species with apology notes.
Today's' report is me giving them there notes and tier reaction.
All were surprised or killed the poor bird. Except Captain Flower-Power. He still has a stickup his ass.
End Report six
Boss' office
He's staring at it. He then puts his head in his hands and sighs.
Then the paper(small this time I think he learned to read my reports last!) fell to the floor. He starts to cry.
Report #7
Old Man And Something-or-Other are arguing over paperwork.
Shortie is yelling at Tallie about ethics
Fox and Blond-emo are running around trying to find me.
Mother and Sister are fixing Nutcase and Love-Struck. I ran into them running from Fox and Blond-emo.
Captain Flower-Power almost caught me with the pink flowery bankai of doom(NOT MINE). Mr. Compensation helped neither were worth my shikai.
WOLFIE and UGLY are arguing about who I am and if I am a guy.
Cross-Dresser is asleep on the roof and Glasses just found him. Ouch. She hit him in the nads with an English text book. Did i mention they weigh eight pounds?
Justice-is-Blind is staring at Reaper as he does paperwork.
ShitStack has the flu(amazing isn't it?). Drunken Nut is actually doing paperwork. Mr. Compensation walked in seen her and started screaming "It's the end of the world!"
Drunken Rage is asking Nickname for directions. Baldy and Feathers are sparing
Major Nutcase managed to get a small picture of me(Read :my arm). Chan is out looking… for someone. I missed that part when I went to delete the picture.
Thing1 and Thing2 wont leave Illness 'unprotected' while a 'vigilantly' runs amock.
Additional notes: over all very funny. Will be switching with Sayuri for next week.
End Report seven
"Thanks for taking over Sayuri!" I yelled as I ran and waved. "don't kill anyone unless it's with a lazor!"
"Not going to make any promises, Rakushinu!" Sayuri yelled back.
Boss' office
"Thank god!" he yelled and slammed his hands on his desk. Nothing fell. "she can't be that BAD!"