At least half of the credit needs to go to my two best friends Pauly4life and Dimka4ever for helping me write this story. As you can probably tell I was rushing to get this story done by Friday so I could post my first story on Friday the 13th.
Do we have to go somewhere cold for spring break?" Kurt asks Blaine as they walked through the airport in Columbus, Ohio.
"Yes, because it's spring break. And it's hot. Don't you want to do something extremely fun this break instead of staying in your room with Finn doing nothing?"
"Yes I want to do something fun but do we have to go somewhere cold?"
"You told me I could choose where we went." Blaine replied.
"Yeah, but I didn't think you were going to choose Canada!"
Blaine scoffed. "We're going to Colorado, Kurt. What are you talking about?"
"Either way. They're both freezing!" Blaine rolled his eyes at Kurt's theatrics.
"Well, maybe next time you shouldn't let me choose!" Blaine snapped. He was a little grouchy, seeing as though he had to wake up at an early time, which he very rarely does. And frankly Kurt's complaining wasn't helping.
He listened to Kurt's mumblings for several more minutes as they walked towards the gate. And then he snapped.
"Kurt, you know I love you, but if you keep complaining I will take your Prada scarf and shove it down your throat." He said it in a sugary-sweet tone, knowing Kurt would take him seriously. Kurt gasped.
"Okay?"
"…Okay."
Fifteen minutes later they were boarding the plane that would land in Denver, Colorado.
"I want the window seat
" Kurt announced as soon as they got on the plane.
"Fine. As long as you don't complain about everything that happens on this trip."
"Deal… as long as I get the window seat on all of the flights."
"Ok." Blaine responded, not the happiest in the world but he was fine as long as Kurt was happy.
"Blaine…" Kurt called in an aggravated tone.
"What is it?"
"Somebody is in my seat…"
This trip just got even better Blaine thought sarcastically.
"Well, maybe he will move."
"I am not asking a random man to move." Kurt said getting more aggravated by the seconded.
"Then stop complaining. You can get the window seat on the next flight. In the mean time, where do you want to sit?"
"The aisle seat. I don't want to sit beside a stranger."
"Ok, that's fine." Blaine said, trying not to let a snappy Kurt get to him. As soon as they sat down, and after they put their carry-on item under the seat in front of them, Kurt had put his headphones in so he could block out the sounds of the crying baby coming from three rows back.
"They really need to put a muzzle on that thing." Kurt said as he was gesturing towards the baby behind him.
"Kurt." Blaine admonished.
"What? I don't want to listen to a baby crying for the whole flight." Kurt looked forward with a huff before he realized something.
"Oh great." He said sarcastically
"What now?" Blaine said, not sure if there was anything else that could go wrong in Kurt's eyes.
"There is another baby. Great. There is a baby in front of us and behind us. I feel like I'm getting suffocated with babies."
"If you get the window seat on the next flight will you stop complaining?"
"No. I'll try to complain less but I can't promise I'll stop."
"Fine. Just try to sleep on the flight rather than planning on how to kill the babies."
"Can't make any promises on that either."
"Everybody please buckle your seat belts and keep your chairs in the upright position until I say other wise." The flight attendant said over the intercom cutting Blaine off from responding to Kurt. "Keep the tray in front of you up and locked during take off and please cut off all electronics."
"I am not cutting my iPod off." Kurt said as soon as the flight attendant got off of the intercom.
"Well, just put it out of sight until we take off." Blaine said trying to reason with his boyfriend.
Thirty minutes later they were in air, about 34,000 feet up.
"Blaine." Kurt said, not really awake
"Yes?" Blaine responded, kind of worried because both of the babies had been crying for the past ten minutes.
"I'm tired."
"Come here." Blaine said as he moves the armrest in between them and puts his arm around Kurt.
Kurt moved a little so he was able to put his head on his shorter boyfriend's shoulder.
"Better?" Blaine whispered in Kurt's ear before putting his head on top of Kurt's.
"Much. But do you know what would make this even better?"
"I'm scared to ask."
"If the army of babies would be quiet."
"Army of babies?" Blaine was now laughing at Kurt's frustration. "Kurt. Kurt? Are you asleep already?"
Kurt slept for the next two hours until Blaine woke him up twenty minutes before they landed in Denver.
"Kurt it is time to wake up." Blaine said has he lightly shook Kurt's shoulder.
"What time is it?" Kurt asks as he stretches.
"Almost noon."
"It is nice to see that the babies can stop crying for longer than one minute."
"They have been quite for most of the flight surprisingly." Blaine said laughing
"So they are quite when I am sleeping. Good to know. Did you sleep at all?"
"I got about thirty minutes of sleep."
"Well you can sleep while I drive to the resort."
"I don't have to. Plus you might need me for directions."
"We have now landed at the Denver, Colorado airport thank you for flying with us and please come again." The flight attendant said over the intercom.
"Here we go." Blaine said as he and Kurt grabbed their small bag from under the seat in front of them and got up to start heading to baggage claim.