Charmy walked up to Espio and smelt his feet like a true winner.

"Charmy, much 'preesh if you feel so inclined to halt your progress…" mumbled the wise Chameleon who is better than Shadow's own eyelids.

"Ya like jazz?" said Charmy in his attractive way.

Espio took a ball of yarn and started wrapping it around his delicious horn. "Call me 'Jonah' from now on. I read the Spiderman comics."

Vector entered through the window whilst atop those stupid motion-controled manta rays from Super Mario Galaxy. "What's goin' on in here, mah Joyconboyz?"

"Hol' up…" mused Charmy. He picked up a one-of-a-kind pipe-cleaner and prepared to rate it based on its IVs and EVs.

"Holla at da Deej," said Espio in a chocolatey tone that made Vector felt a bizarre urge to eat scones.

"Hey, who is in my swamp?" muttered Charmy as he flexed in front of the mirror and wowed himself with his own pristine biceps. "Hot…"

"I dig those glutes, Charmy!" cheered Vector. He tore off his headphones and placed them on the bee cheeks. "Can you hear it now, CHAHMEE?"

"Stop mispronouncing his name, you vile cad!" screeched Espio. He pulled out a pocket full of posies and bashed them into Vector's nostrils.

"I smell so great on the inside!" cried Vector. His tears were so attractive.

"Manly stuff up in this joint, eh boys?" said Eggman as he leaned in on the action from the window.

"Dr. Eggman! What are you doing here?" wondered Espio in an attractive and loud manner.

"Sorry to be of annoyance to your pecky-abby experience, but I need to borrow some sugar from the pantry." Eggman said this as he twirled his mustache. He was trying to distract himself from Charmy's righteous kitschier.

"It's my birthday, doc," said Charmy in his obviously dreamy way. "I'm turning 65-years-old in bee years."

"HOLLA AT DA DEEJ!" cried Vector.

"Trudat, my homedawg," said Espio with his mouth.

"Brutal edge, my guy," chimed Eggman. "Do you think I'd looked good with a unibrow at tonight's high school reunion?"

"It's time to die, Eggman…" Espio then pulled out a ninja dagger and slashed Eggman's glasses. They broke and the doctor died instantly due to severe nose.

"He is dead, Espio…" mourned Vector. He took out his handkerchief and put his snootz into the fabric. It looked like he was drawing stinkin' Mozart.

"The Queen of Switzerland requests an audience with you, Vector," said Charmy in his buzzy and attractive mannerisms.

"They do not have a queen, Chahmee. A fish from the old SB told me so."

"Interesting…" thought Espio in a loud way. He took a stick and tapped the wall with it. "We are Team Chaotix, but we have yet to include our subscription to the new Monkey Bars Catalogue."

"Espio… what is on your mind?" cooed Charmy.

"Oh… thank you for caring." Espio suddenly added a dash of marmalade to his hot cocoa. "My blessed mates, I believe in so much love for our generation."

"HERE! HERE!" cheered Vector. He pulled out a cold, wet salmon and stroked Espio's cheek with it. "You speakin' truth, kid!"

"I can't believe it…" said Charmy. "We actually managed to be the coolest thing ever."

"I can't believe it either…" said Espio with a twinkle in his eye and also one up his nose.

"We are such…" sang Vector as he returned the lovely young salmon to the waters of the Nile.

THE GLORIOUS END…