So, someone recently asked me if I could make a KevEdd fic, more specifically a more mature story. I was actually thinking of doing a KevEdd fanfic eventually. I'm not very good at writing mature fics but I will definitely try my best cx
They mentioned Seme!Kevin and Uke!Edd but I was a little unsure of how to write that because I don't really know how to write Seme/Uke stuff. If you guys have any tips or anything I'd really appreciate it! :)
So, this is the first chapter to this totally mature KevEdd story. I wanted to put Nathan Goldberg in it but I wasn't sure and I was afraid I would mess up the character... He is an awesome character though u
I'm just putting the first chapter up for right now, I'll probably be updating it late but I want to do more chapters for HetaFear and AFOA, especially AFOA. So, I hope you guys like it, I'll try to keep it in character, and please let me know what you think in the reviews! :)
Thank you for listening to me ramble, now enjoy.
{I do not own Edd Ed n Eddy}
The time for games was over. The Cul De Sac inhabitants had grown over the years. Some better than others. Everyone was still there, or mostly everyone. Some had moved on and went elsewhere. Almost everyone was in high school at this point in time. Some, as said before, were not in the Cul De Sac but in a high school of another area. Those still at the Cul De Sac were at Peach Creek Academy. It was one of the best schools in the known area and 90% of the kids that attended, graduated and went to either university or college. It was amazing and the parents of the kids who attended were sure to be proud.
Well, some of them.
"Eddy, the school is a load of bullshit. The teens there are so full of shit too! I mean, take that dweeb, Edd was it? He's so laame! I mean, c'mon, you can do better than that."
Eddy's brother ragged on as he smoked with Eddy by their front porch. Eddy puffed out a ball of smoke and grunted in response. "Whate'er. Edd's not so bad. Besides, he's been with me since we were kids. Back when you were a douchebag." Eddy's brother chuckled and inhaled some smoke.
"And anyway, I need him. He's useful when I'm scamming these poor saps with the drugs. He's a freakin genius."
"So you're using him? Alright, that's not bad but what about those other losers? They suck. Kevin isn't so bad but he really hates you...I'm surprised he hasn't jumped you yet, heh." Eddy growled and stamped on his cigarette after standing. "I fuckin hate Kevin. He's been starin at Double dweeb for days now, and it's pissing me off. I think he's a fag but I dunno. He could be planning to use him or humiliate him. Either way, he's in my way of plans for the dweeb."
Eddy's brother laughed and ground out his cigarette as well. "When did you become so malicious? I like it man. Get to school, maybe sell some more drugs, huh? We need the money for dinner."
Eddy grinned and grabbed his bag for school. Another day of school, another pocket full of cash.
The walk was quiet. He liked the quiet. It helped him think and he liked thinking too. He sighed as he walked and put his hands into his navy blue sweater pockets. It was warm outside, so a sweater and long sleeve shirt was all he needed. He wore beige khakis and an orange long sleeved shirt underneath his sweater.
Adjusting his bookbag, he reminded himself he needed to get a new one, the strap on the left side was breaking. Edd smiled as the school came into view. Today is a new day, Edd. Today you also have chemistry and world history! Two of your favorite subjects! Edd reminded himself and chuckled lightly. He was hoping today would be a good day.
Upon entering the school, he noticed his three best friends (most surprisingly one might add), the Kankers. They stood together at Marie Kanker's locker and were all laughing about something. Lee Kanker was a junior, while May was a sophomore as well as Marie. Edd grinned and walked over to them.
"Salutations, Marie, Lee, and dear May. I hope I'm not intruding but I thought I'd say hello." Marie chuckled and lightly punched his arm. "Nah, dude. How ya been? How was your weekend?" "It was the same as usual, Marie. I finished my schoolwork after having a little snack of pb&J, and then I proceeded to do the chores. Afterwards, I bought some groceries and prepared dinner. Friday was the same as was sunday. However, I forgot to purchase a new bookbag, as I am in need of one. I suppose I can do that today though."
Lee shook her head and sighed. "After all this time, you still are the same ol' Edd; gentlemanly and downright perfect." Edd blushed slightly and nodded, thanking the Kanker for her kind words. They stood around and discussed the weekend for a few more minutes before Edd had to run to his locker before class.
He arrived at his destination and exchanged books. As he was heading to his first class, he heard an all too familiar voice.
"Edd! Get over here!"
Eddy. He had become more obsessed with money as he aged. Now, he was gambling and selling drugs at ridiculous prices, one might add. He had become more aggressive as well, more so after Ed had left to his grandmother's. Sarah stayed behind though, she wanted to stay at Peach Creek Academy. Ed was supposed to be there until his junior year but it was gonna be tough without him. As he grew up, he got smarter and was able to read the atmosphere better.
Edd was proud of him. He smiled upon thinking of Ed and almost forgot Eddy had called him. Almost.
"Edd! Didn't ya hear me callin' ya!? I got some more drugs that I need to sell before class. These are top notch. I got em for about fifty bucks each. But I'm gonna sell em for about seventy. They wouldn't know. I need your help though. I need you to lookout for teachers and-"
"Any other staff that may come along. I understand, we've done this too many times, Eddy. But class will start in twenty minutes, Eddy. I also think selling drugs on school grounds is highly dangerous and it's completely idiotic!"
"Edd-"
"I mean, why would you use such things that harm the body anyway? Do you know how much damage K2, I believe it is, does to your body?"
"Edd, will you just-"
"And snorting cocaine, it's not really what I would call 'having a blast', unless you enjoy-"
"Shut up! Just do as you're asked. Got it, dweeb?" Edd cringed at the nickname he was given and simply nodded and sighed. Eddy set up by his locker, trying to get kids to buy his drugs and Edd wandered off but not too far away, so he could watch out for staff without being suspicious.
He hated this. Constantly watching Eddy sell harmful products to other students and taking them himself. Eddy had gotten bad. Worse than Edd had realized. He glanced around and noticed Kevin with some of his buddies, watching him. He gulped and turned away, not wanting to draw attention to himself. Especially by them.
Looking back to Eddy, a frown stretched onto his face. He hated when he called him 'dweeb'. He sounded like Kevin or one of his other cronies. But with Eddy's anger issues and he never knows if he's on drugs or something, he just goes with what he says and allows it to happen.
It's better to just lie back and let it happen, huh? Edd was snapped out of his thoughts by the bell and he rushed off to his class.
"We did good today, Edd!" He heard Eddy yell and a sick knot formed in the younger's stomach.
Lunch arrived faster than Edd thought possible but he wasn't complaining. He wasn't particularly fond of the food given at lunch but it was better than nothing. And if he truly didn't want to, he would always eat something when he arrived home.
He sat down and unwrapped his peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It looked alright, and so he approved. He opened his carton of milk and bit into his sandwich. Just then, Eddy plopped down across from him, smelling like the strongest weed one could find.
"Guh! E-Eddy! I am trying to eat, and you...you stink!" He grumbled, his hand flying up to cover his mouth, that still had some food in it. Normally he wouldn't talk with his mouth full, but the air changing from breathable to suddenly unbearable caught him off guard.
"Shut it, double dweeb. I just smoked a lil bit of pot, nothin to worry about. I got gym next period, so I'll hit the showers before I go in. It's fine." He sounded high, that much Edd could tell. He couldn't take the smell though. slowly letting his hand fall, he held his breath and stood. "I can't...I can't stay if you smell like that...It's bad for my health. You should get cleaned up now, Eddy. What if another kid tells you were smoking? Then what?"
Edd flinched when Eddy suddenly grabbed his wrist with a harshness. "Are you threatening me, Double dipshit? Finally grew a pair, didja?" "W-What? No! Eddy, I am merely being precautious!" Eddy slowly nodded and chuckled.
"Yea, good. Sorry I scared you, Edd. Was just being...precarious or whatever you said." Eddy popped open a bag of chips and practically inhaled the bag, getting crumbs on his face and shirt. Edd couldn't stand there any longer, his eyes began to water from the smell. Turning away, Edd threw out his food and milk and left. Unbeknownst to him, a pair of eyes followed him all the way out the door, fury burning in them.
Edd waited in the library for his next class. He knew Eddy would be caught because of the harsh smell that erupted from his clothes but he would probably lie again, saying he smoked before school. They normally let him off with a warning or suspended him for two weeks. most of the time, he was suspended. Edd sighed and put his book down. He still felt that knot from before. Was it because he felt bad, or guilty about what Eddy was doing?
Shaking the thought away he picked up his book again. He did indeed feel guilty but there was nothing he could do about it.
He jumped out of his skin when he heard a loud banging noise. He heard hushed voices but couldn't quite determine them. Until a certain someone walked around the corner.
"K-Kevin! H-How may I be of a-assistance to you?" Edd stammered and stood up. Kevin stared at Edd for a while, seeming unfazed and annoyed.
"During lunch, what did that fatass say to you?" Edd blinked and tilted his head a bit before answering. "Oh, Eddy didn't say anything to me really...He smelt revolting so I had to leave. A-Ahm! He was around his brother when he was smoking this morning so he smells as well."
Kevin grunted and nodded. "Whatever. Uhm...See you in chemistry."
Edd was highly intrigued with this day's happenings. Kevin has never talked to him before so this was incredibly surprising. Why did Kevin care what Eddy had spoken to him about during lunch? Was there something he didn't want being heard? This indeed was intriguing. He wasn't one for gossip so he would just ignore it until what happened unless something involving him happened again.
He watched Edd leave, teary eyed and seemingly upset. A sudden fury blazed in him and he wanted to punch Eddy so badly right now. But what he didn't understand was why. He's tortured the Ed's all his life, and he's sure that they would go and cry at home. Even now, he picks on them with his buddies, mostly Jared and Marcus, and Edd leaves with bruises all over himself. And not once did he feel bad but now, seeing his Edd tear up over something-
His Edd.
It echoed in his head and he shuddered. HIS Edd? His. His?
He sighed and stood up. Jared looked up from his laughing groupies and towards Kevin. "Hey, where you goin, man?" "I needa take a leak." He didn't wait for a response, and instead left quickly.
As he was leaving, he saw Eddy sitting quite content with himself, eating a big bag of oily chips. He glared at him, and Eddy saw. He left and followed Edd. He stayed a good distance away, just in case.
After Edd went into the library he stopped. He watched Edd sit down and pull out a book. It was thick and looked like a boring educational book. After a few minutes Edd put the book down and sighed. He didn't look as attractive with a frown on his face.
ATTRACTIVE!? Since when did Kevin find him attractive!?
Kevin groaned and crouched down a bit. Edd picked back up the book and continued reading, although he looked like he couldn't focus. Wrinkles creased his forehead as he tried. Kevin noticed that Edd's eyes hadn't shined like they used too when he would run around the Cul De Sac and talk about his inventions and when he used to talk about all kinds of educational things. He used to be so bright and now he's noticing he wasn't as bright as he used to be. He's like a dying lightbulb now.
Kevin felt something slam against his chest. His heart was beating faster than he had ever thought possible. He suddenly felt angry. He stood and walked towards the double doors of the library. Why now? Why was he suddenly noticing all these things about the dork now? Why did he care?
He slammed the doors open without a second thought and turned towards the direction Edd's table was. "Sir, you cannot enter the library like that." A stern old lady had glared at him from behind the front desk. He apologized and said he was looking for Edd. "Over there."
He found him. And as usual, Edd was a bumbling mess. "K-Kevin! H-How may I be of a-assistance to you?" Kevin wanted to say something before but now... he lost all his nerve. He stared at the dork, trying his best to look calm about the whole situation. What was he supposed to say now? 'Hey dork, I think I might like you but I'm not sure, I just get all weird around you'? Or 'Hey dork, you're suddenly attractive to me and I feel like I should protect you from now on'?
He opened his mouth and was surprised at what came out. "During lunch, what did that fatass say to you?" Edd responded as he thought he would. Grunting, Kevin nodded. "Whatever. Uhm...See you in chemistry."
After he left the baffled Edd sitting there, he took a deep breath. That wasn't at all how he planned this happening.
All through Chemistry, heck all through the rest of the day, Kevin found himself staring at Edd and if he wasn't around, he found himself almost purposely looking for him. He would often catch himself and he'd walk away but once or twice he stopped and actually just stood there, staring at Edd.
Edd would glance his way and he would force himself to move away. Often leaving Edd feeling worried and baffled at the same time.
Eddy noticed at some point, and decided to confront Edd about it, after last period.
He slammed Edd's locker closed and damn near scared the life right out of Edd. "Eddy! Good heavens, I thought you were Jared or M-Marcus even!" "Nah, you're fine. Now listen, I think Kevin is planning something. Ya hear?"
Edd sighed and put his books away, gently closing his locker. "Eddy, I'll be alright. I've survived this long haven't I?" "Yea well how about me? He gave me a damn death glare during lunch. I didn't even say anything to provoke him all day! Like, what the fuck was that about?" Edd just looked at his friend. He have him a death glare?
"What are you talking about, Eddy? Did Kevin do something to you?" Eddy shook his head.
"No, not yet. But I think he might." Edd hummed in thought and nodded a bit. "Yes, I see. Well I had a run in with Kevin as well. He asked me what happened between me and you during lunch. I'm not sure why but you may be right. Don't let your guard down I suppose, Eddy. Although we can't do much about it if they are planning something."
Eddy suddenly smirked, and Edd knew what that smirk meant. "Eddy, no. Whatever you're planning it has a very low probability of working." Eddy scoffed. "As if. Trust me on this one, Double Dweeb. Kevin has practice today right?" Edd nodded and eyed Eddy suspiciously. "Good. I'm gonna give him a small...gift for good luck." Eddy didn't wait for a response. Instead, he ran off, grinning.
Edd sighed and left. He wanted nothing to do with Eddy and his shenanigans. He would try to stop him but he knew that wouldn't work. He would try to help him or back him up but he would just get beat up for it. He knew Eddy was gonna be caught but what could he do? He was a scrawny little twig compared to the others. Eddy at least could hold his own for a while. He never actually won in any fights or anything but he lasted a heck of alot longer than Edd did.
He'd just have to sit and wait to see what would happen now, although he knew almost exactly what would happen.
What is this gift the plump ed-boy speaks of? We shall see in the next chapter, da? I do hope you enjoyed this awesome chapter, although it's not as awesome as me. It's pretty long and I apologize for that but long is better, oui? You get more out of it, ohonhon~
Ve, so I'll see you in the next chapter!~
Thanks for reading, please review and tell me what you think! I'd much appreciate it, Amigos!~
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