I do nut own mah little poneh, okeh?
"RUINBOW DESH, NO!" Pinkameina dianh pie scremed at her bloo peggisus friemeny wrecking her cuppiecakes.
"MWAHAHAHAHA!" Ruinbow desh cackled as she stomp on Pinko's cuppiecakes. "Pinkiewinkie, you will pay fur killing mah sistah! I hurt your precious cuppiecakes!" She glard with furios angur. "MWAJHAHAHA!"
"STOP IT! STOP IT!" Pinkie shoted out. "IM SOWWH! IM SO SOWWEH! I DIDN'T MEANS TO KILL RAINBOW! PLEESE, NO MORE STOMPIN MAH CUPPICAKES!"
Ruinbow desh suddenly got an awful ider. An awful ider.
"Oh, realleh? Then you wont mind if I do this!" She pulled out a large chainsaw and began to hack off pinkies legs.
"OH MAH GAWD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Pinkie scremd hard and hard until her lungs gave out. Then her legs fall to ground and ruinbow desh grobbed them and ate them like chicken. "MMMM! That's some good eats! Shoulda fried those legs tho."
"DESH, PLEEASE! Im bleedin all ovah! You won, okeh? So let me gooooooooah!" Pinkie wailed like little horse baby.
"SHUT UP! I WILL HAVE MY VUNGANSE!" Desh stuck a knife up pinkie's ponyhole and blood ran out like waterfall. "yummy candy juice good." She drunk the blood.
"Ooooooooooer…." Pinkie was goin hazy. She began to remember the tiems when she killed everypony. Her ghaostly vicitms were laughing at her, calling her dumb.
"STOP ITTTTTTTTTTTT!" Pinkie scrreched loudly. "STOP LAUGHY AT ME!"
"Shut up crazy pony!" Desh snureled. "im far from dun."
Then Ruinbow pulled out Rainbow dash's severed head and made pinkie kiss it.
"EWWWWWWW! GROSSSSS!" Pinkie squealed. "YOU SIC MULE!"
Ruinbow only lurfed as she began to jam her knif into pinkie eye and ripped it outtt.
"OW!" Pinkamana wailed as Ruinbow desh riped the other one outtt.
"Now, for the big finaler! I will venge my sisstah!" Ruinbow Desh pulled out a buzz saw and walked towards pinkie poo ominminously.
Later dat day, Ruinbow Desh was walking around panyville in her pink cloak. "I am so sexier than selestia!"
SUDDENLY BOOM!
"THOUST IS NOT SEXIER THAN MEH!" Selestia apperd from hebuns and blew off Ruinbow Desh into pieces.
Then Desh was a dead pandy.
Dee end!