A Pokémon Parody
"Togi!"
"Togepi, don't go into that sewer. It's dangerous!"
"Hey Pikachu, dangerous to your nose."
"Pika pi!"
Misty pried the thing off the muck where it had gotten stuck.
"Togepi, you're okay now. Don't cry-"
"Togi-WAAHHH!"
"Oh yeah, that worked, Misty."
"Shut up, Ash."
Togepi instantly stopped crying.
It stared angrily at the sewer pipe.
"Uh-oh."
"Togi togi togi togi togi togi pwiii!"
The pipe blew up. Debris flew everywhere.
"Man, Togepi. Don't do that agein. Ad you said you couldn't teach the thing any attacks, Misty," Ash said, as a few chunks of metal flew around.
"Pika pika chu pi pika!"
"What is it, Pika-"
Pikachu had gotten trapped in a piece of the sewer pipe.
"Nice costume, Pikachu."
"PII-KAAA-CHUUU!!"
"That...was the...wrong thing...to...say..."
Never irritate an electric rodent.
*
"We're lost-again..."
"Wasn't my fault."
"Of course it was, Ash."
"Zubat, find a way out of this dense forest!"
"Dense like Ash's head."
"Cut with the cracks. Pikachu, Thundershock!"
"Pika pi pichu pika!"
"Just because she's your friend doesn't mean you can't electrocute her!!"
"Pika pi pi pika. PII-KAAA-CHUUUU!!!"
"But you...thundershock...me..."
"Good going, Pikachu."
"Hey look! Zubat's coming back!"
"Aagh...it's carrying...something..."
"Zuu!"
"A.J.?!"
"Why the #@$#&! did your Zubat just bring me here?!"
"It's deranged."
The Zubat whipped out a soda, drank the whole thing in a second, and collapsed.
"Zubat's tired, leafy-head."
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!"
"Your hair looks like an Oddish."
"THIS HAIRSTYLE IS VERY FASHIONABLE!!"
"Yeah right."
"Sandhrew, I choose you!! Tackle!!"
"We're blasting off-just like Team Rocket!"
"Zuu!"
"Good riddance."
*
"Ow...that wasn't comfy."
"Misty! What are you doing?!"
"There's a flock of Fearow over that way and a swarm of Beedril over there, and a Caterpie at my feet!" and with that, she started to wail.
"Don't worry. We'll get out of this tree somehow, Misty," Ash said, putting a comforting arm around her shoulder.
"You idiot! Don't touch me!" Misty slapped Ash in the face really hard.
Brock decided right there and then never to offend Misty.
And then, the Caterpie decided to use String Shot.
*
"Cool. Now we look like mummies."
"Pika pi," came a muffled voice.
"This couldn't get any worse."
"Prepare for trouble!"
"And make it double!"
"On the contrary, maybe it could."
"Hand us the Pikachu!"
"Even if we wanted to, we couldn't. We can't move an inch."
"Hahahaha! So we'll take it!"
"Cater-pie!"
"What the-"
*
"I wish I could have gotten some sleep. It's like, 7:00 in the morning and it was 6:41 when we got stuck here yesterday."
"Yeah, and we're stuck here with Team Rocket."
"Arbok, see if you can wiggle free."
"Shaa!"
"Arbok, Acid!"
"Shaa-bokk!"
"NOT AT MEEE!!"
"Shaa..."
"Beedrill!! Bee!!"
"AAAHHH!!!!"
Surprisingly the six could move. It must have been the fear.
"Bee!"
"AAAAHH!!! AAAAAHHH!! Jessie, SAVE ME!!"
"You're the boy, remember? Anyway, I can't save you while I'm trying to save my own skin."
"Sandrew, Slash!"
"A.J.?"
"Aargh! My face!"
"Sandshrew, not the girl! Anyway, Tackle!"
Ash, Misty, Brock, and Team Rocket all looked relieved.
"Thanks, A.J.!"
"No need. I feel it my duty to help inferiors."
"Why you little..."
"Togepi, Metronome!"
"A.J.'s blasting off (again)!!"
"And so is Team Rocket!!"
Ash stood watching the four specks disappear in the sky.
"Anyway, let's go to Viridian!"
"I heard they have an oversized mall..."
"Oh brother..."
And so ends another of Ash's adventures.
"Togi!"
"Togepi, don't go into that sewer. It's dangerous!"
"Hey Pikachu, dangerous to your nose."
"Pika pi!"
Misty pried the thing off the muck where it had gotten stuck.
"Togepi, you're okay now. Don't cry-"
"Togi-WAAHHH!"
"Oh yeah, that worked, Misty."
"Shut up, Ash."
Togepi instantly stopped crying.
It stared angrily at the sewer pipe.
"Uh-oh."
"Togi togi togi togi togi togi pwiii!"
The pipe blew up. Debris flew everywhere.
"Man, Togepi. Don't do that agein. Ad you said you couldn't teach the thing any attacks, Misty," Ash said, as a few chunks of metal flew around.
"Pika pika chu pi pika!"
"What is it, Pika-"
Pikachu had gotten trapped in a piece of the sewer pipe.
"Nice costume, Pikachu."
"PII-KAAA-CHUUU!!"
"That...was the...wrong thing...to...say..."
Never irritate an electric rodent.
*
"We're lost-again..."
"Wasn't my fault."
"Of course it was, Ash."
"Zubat, find a way out of this dense forest!"
"Dense like Ash's head."
"Cut with the cracks. Pikachu, Thundershock!"
"Pika pi pichu pika!"
"Just because she's your friend doesn't mean you can't electrocute her!!"
"Pika pi pi pika. PII-KAAA-CHUUUU!!!"
"But you...thundershock...me..."
"Good going, Pikachu."
"Hey look! Zubat's coming back!"
"Aagh...it's carrying...something..."
"Zuu!"
"A.J.?!"
"Why the #@$#&! did your Zubat just bring me here?!"
"It's deranged."
The Zubat whipped out a soda, drank the whole thing in a second, and collapsed.
"Zubat's tired, leafy-head."
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!"
"Your hair looks like an Oddish."
"THIS HAIRSTYLE IS VERY FASHIONABLE!!"
"Yeah right."
"Sandhrew, I choose you!! Tackle!!"
"We're blasting off-just like Team Rocket!"
"Zuu!"
"Good riddance."
*
"Ow...that wasn't comfy."
"Misty! What are you doing?!"
"There's a flock of Fearow over that way and a swarm of Beedril over there, and a Caterpie at my feet!" and with that, she started to wail.
"Don't worry. We'll get out of this tree somehow, Misty," Ash said, putting a comforting arm around her shoulder.
"You idiot! Don't touch me!" Misty slapped Ash in the face really hard.
Brock decided right there and then never to offend Misty.
And then, the Caterpie decided to use String Shot.
*
"Cool. Now we look like mummies."
"Pika pi," came a muffled voice.
"This couldn't get any worse."
"Prepare for trouble!"
"And make it double!"
"On the contrary, maybe it could."
"Hand us the Pikachu!"
"Even if we wanted to, we couldn't. We can't move an inch."
"Hahahaha! So we'll take it!"
"Cater-pie!"
"What the-"
*
"I wish I could have gotten some sleep. It's like, 7:00 in the morning and it was 6:41 when we got stuck here yesterday."
"Yeah, and we're stuck here with Team Rocket."
"Arbok, see if you can wiggle free."
"Shaa!"
"Arbok, Acid!"
"Shaa-bokk!"
"NOT AT MEEE!!"
"Shaa..."
"Beedrill!! Bee!!"
"AAAHHH!!!!"
Surprisingly the six could move. It must have been the fear.
"Bee!"
"AAAAHH!!! AAAAAHHH!! Jessie, SAVE ME!!"
"You're the boy, remember? Anyway, I can't save you while I'm trying to save my own skin."
"Sandrew, Slash!"
"A.J.?"
"Aargh! My face!"
"Sandshrew, not the girl! Anyway, Tackle!"
Ash, Misty, Brock, and Team Rocket all looked relieved.
"Thanks, A.J.!"
"No need. I feel it my duty to help inferiors."
"Why you little..."
"Togepi, Metronome!"
"A.J.'s blasting off (again)!!"
"And so is Team Rocket!!"
Ash stood watching the four specks disappear in the sky.
"Anyway, let's go to Viridian!"
"I heard they have an oversized mall..."
"Oh brother..."
And so ends another of Ash's adventures.