Got this idea after watching Kingsman: The Secret Service. Hope you all enjoy it and please remember to review.
SIM Cards And Babies
"I'm sorry baby," said Michelle Unwin to her little baby girl.
The baby unable to talk simply gave her mother a questioning look and thought to herself. "What's going on?"
Carefully Michelle placed her baby in a simple blue stroller in the bathroom. Mrs. Unwin then walked out of the room and closed the door. The baby heard the door getting locked as well her mother outside the door.
"Okay, fine I've locked the door what do you want me to do now?" The baby heard Michelle ask someone.
"I wish Eggsy was here," The baby thought as she heard her mother ask something before sliding a key through the door.
The baby girl was broken out of her thoughts as she began to hear a sound she never heard before. It was a constant ringing or even buzzing sound, similar to that of a siren only far more subtle. At that moment all of curiosity and worries were gone. In its place was nothing but hate and anger. Suddenly someone was banging on the other side of the bathroom door. Smiling sweetly she now knew who she could take all of her new found hate and anger out on.
"Come on in Mommy!" She tried say only to produce random gibberish, "I want to play with you!"
Shaking her head at her mother's difficulty, she once again tried to speak to her mother. Completely failing of course but far to gone to care.
"Hurry up Mommy I want find out what in here is a choking hazard for you," The baby said in her gibberish.
The odd sound at that moment stopped and everyone was brought back to their senses. Both Michelle and her baby began to cry when they realized what went through their heads and in Michelle's case what she tried to do.
"Oh my God!" The Unwin baby heard her mother sob from the other side of the door in front of her.
This moment didn't last long though. The odd ringing sound returned. The sobbing from the two quickly ceased. And, the baby was once again filled with nothing but hate and rage. Soon the baby heard a new sound though, a sharp dinging against the door.
"What the fudge are you doing now?" The Unwin baby tried to shout at her mother, once again only to have random nonsense come out.
The baby's answer quickly came in the form of a large knife bursting through the door. This briefly stunned the baby until the hole in the door got larger. Seeing her mother with the large knife brought her back.
"Oh so you need a knife to kill a baby, what are you a weenie?" The baby asked in her gibberish. "You know what go get Dean, so I can have a real fight."
Michelle Unwin simply chose to respond to her baby's gibberish by hacking at the door even faster.
"When you get in here I'm going to crack open your head and eat your brains like they're spa sketti!" The youngest Unwin said in her weird baby language, who then proceeded to rapidly open and close her mouth as if to say. "Nom nom nom…"
Eventually Mrs. Unwin got back into the bathroom. She brought her knife up into the air as she stared at her baby girl.
"Come at me bro!" The baby said; not that any one would understand, as she stared at her mom.
The knife never came though and Michelle Unwin dropped her knife when the odd sound once again stopped. With tears in her eyes she quickly took her baby out of her stroller. Sobbing she brought her baby girl into a hug.
"I'm so sorry," Michelle sobbed to her little girl. "Mommy would never hurt you."
Little did she know when she brought baby girl in for another hug, her babies eyes glowed yellow. "Mahaha!" The little Unwin said in her gibberish.
Hoped you enjoyed it. The ending was inspired by the ending of Michael Jackson's Thriller music video. Please remember to review.