This is a story about a chair and sword.
They sat down together, gloating about their hoard.
For they were thieves, just the sword and chair
If a charity came by they would say "Go away, we don't care."
Yes, their minds and hearts were really quite dense
If you met them in person you would have an awful scene.
But here's the thing about chair and sword,
that's what they are, nothing more.
Just one day ago a guy walked in,
He looked around and realised he was not where he had been.
Chair sat there and said "If you come any closer we'll stab you."
The man in shock stood very still
and said "You are a chair."
Chair looked at him with a cold stair.
"Yeah, so what if i'm a chair."
The man baffled said "You don't care?"
The chair said "No"
…
And thus the man began run out with such fright
That he didn't see sword come from the right.
Sword chopped at his ankles and brought him to his knees
And the guy said "Let me go, if you please."
Chair walked up, and said with a gruff
"I think you can, if you're tough"
The guy stood up and said
"You both are under arrest! Im a police!"
Sword looked at Chair, and punched the guy in the face!
Chair sat there with a gleam in his eye
And said to him"Your gonna die!"
The guy sat on chair and pulled out a phone
He yelled "Get ready to be poned!"
He pressed a button and soldiers started appearing
One of them yelled "Let go of our guy, your being commendeiring!"
Sword snuck up behind
to put this soldier in a bind.
But one shot a Sword with an M16
And missed every one 'cause Sword was so lean.
Chair tacked a guy-
(Note it's not the same guy that was the police enforcer, but one that was just a soldier.)
And he let out a cry
To let everyone know that their team was gonna die.
The policeman stood up to say
"Chair, Sword I know why you feel this way"
Of course they couldn't hear him 'cause they were busy fighting.
Police man looked at his phone and saw that a missile was coming.
Police man said "Crap"
And they all blew up.
The End :)