Author's Note: This is what I get for watching NCIS: LA. I've always had a crush on Deeks (the guy is hot, ok?:)!), but this week's episode (1/3/12) made me laugh: Deeks was wearing a shirt just like the one Kendall wears in the opening sequence of BTR, and later when he was undercover, Deeks wore a beanie. I tweeted this, and my lovely friend (cassiandrali) said, "He is SO hot. I have this ongoing mental fantasy where Deeks is grown up Kendall, Eric is Logan...okay, I relate everything to BTR.". I was inspired to do a BTR/NCIS: LA crossover. It's dedicated to her. Here we go.

This is an intro to the "team", the actual case will start in the next chapter.

Disclaimer: This is complete and total FICTION. That means it never happened and is completely untrue. In fact, this is so far from the truth that it isn't even in the same country as the truth. I don't own anybody: Big Time Rush, the characters, and all referenced scenes belong to Nickelodeon, and I make no money off of this. I am not in any way implying said characters' sexual identities.

California. Kendall loved it here. It was so much nicer than Minnesota, and he got more field experience here.

His "teacher", Marty Deeks, loved watching Kendall grow into his role as an NCIS agent; Kendall reminded Deeks of himself growing up- the striped shirts, the beanies, the Vans, the hair; it was like Deeks was like Deeks was reliving being a rookie agent (or probie as he was once called).

Marty had talked to Kensi; her protégé, Katie, was exactly like her too- conniving and tiny, but don't let that fool you. She was one tough cookie and a damn good shot.

Logan and his "teacher" Eric were hitting it off well; it helped Logan was just as smart as Eric, if not smarter. Their first day together, they hacked into the White House security feed.

G (Callen) and Carlos worked well together; they both had the run-off-and-go tendencies and were balls of energy. Callen liked to get bananas to calm himself down; Carlos ate corndogs.

Sam and James were finally gelling together; it'd taken awhile since Sam couldn't understand the whole thing about your hair having to be perfect. But James was a damn good interrogator, so Sam let the "primping" happen. As long as they got the confession, who cared?

Kendall looked over and saw Kelly (who was deeply engrossed in conversation with Hetty). He was so glad she was learning from the best- Hetty was a legend around here. Plus, they needed someone who could hold their own against the new Director, Gustavo Rocque (who had learned everything from outgoing Director Vance, of course).

Hetty and Kelly stopped talking and both said, "Grab you gear. We have a case."