I suppose I should tell the readers who is what in advance. Fox- a Fox, Falco- a Falcon, Pikachu is the same because he is considered an animal to me. Mario-red bird, Luigi-green bird, Bowser-a turtle, Link-a dog, Zelda- a cat, Roy- a monkey, Marth- a duck, Peach is a flamingo…yeah don't ask.
Disclaimer-I don't own SSBM and I don't own the basic idea for this ff. The idea came from my friend Marth and some help with the story. Thanks Marth! Ok on with the story. Enjoy!
Super Smash Animals
Chapter 1 We're Animals!
"Roy…why are u so hairy and fuzzy?" Marth asked. "I'm…fuzzy like you're face! Haha! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Roy jumped up and down in his monkey form. "Ok, Roy I am banning you from eating 10 pounds of sugar a day…" Marth quacked. "AWWWW WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?" Roy whined. "Ugh. Just shut up." Marth mumbled.
"I suddenly have the urge to smell my ass," Link said, trying to resist the temptation. "Oh yeah? Well I'm coughing up hairballs!" Zelda yelled then coughed up another hairball." WOOF! MWAHAHAHAHA!" Link barked then started to chase Zelda. "What the hell? STOP IT! Zelda screamed and climbed up a tree. Who owns you now? HUH? HUH? That's what I thought PUNK!"
"Sup, Fox," Falco greeted the furry fox. "Shhh, Falco I smell a mouse, Fox scurried around sniffing everywhere. AHA!" "PIKAAAAAA!" "Um…Fox…it seems you have found and bitten Pikachu," Falco commented. "Oh crap" Fox cringed. "PIKACHUU!" Pikachu thunderbolted the cannibal. "OH IT'S ON NOW!" Fox roared. As Fox and Pikachu fought to the death, Falco just sat there smoking crack.
"I'm-a so-a feathery-a," Mario said admiring himself. "Me too, but at least I don't have an annoying accent," Luigi responded." Oh-a I-a see-a how-a it-a is-a," Mario tackled Luigi and they started smacking each other. "I'm technically already a turtle so…I am still all powerful! BOW BEFORE ME!" Bowser laughed evilly. Mario and Luigi just kept smacking each other. "I will not bow before you, Peach growled. You kidnap me like in all of the Mario games you bastard!" Peach horribly mauled Bowser, shoving turnips down his throat and stabbing him with her umbrella.
Well that was randomness…Hopefully there is a next chapter XD. Plz Review!