The Best Zoey 101 Storie You'll Ever Read…Ever

Disclaimer: I don't own freakin' Zoey 101 or freakin' Star Wars, you freakin' idiot.

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I walked into a dark room and I heard heavy breathing. There was a large pillar in the center of the room. There was no floor except for the path I walked upon.

Out of the dark, walked a big black shadow. It moved toward me. The breathing became louder and heavier.

The shadow started mumbling my name, "Zoeeeeey…. Zoeeeeeey…" I was totally freaked out. I needed to find out what this thing was.

I needed a light so a reached into my pockets to see if I could find a flashlight. I searched and searched and I finally felt something. I took it out of my pocket and saw through the dark that it was a silver and shiny pole. I felt a button on the side of it and I pressed it. Immediately, a big pink energy stick popped out. I realized it was a lightsaber.

The black shadow stopped two feet away from me and also pulled out a red lightsaber. All I could think was, 'What the hell was going on here!'

I shined my lightsaber in front of the black shadow and the shadow disappeared. IT WAS FREAKIN' DARTH VADER!

I was so freakin' scared that I stepped back and fell off the pathway. I screamed and closed my eyes.

My head hit something soft. I opened my eyes and soon saw that I was only in my dorm. It was pitch black but I could still tell. I felt my forehead and I was sweating like crazy.

Something moved. I saw a long red light. Something was calling my name again just like in the dream. I quickly turned on the bedside lamp and saw Darth Vader sitting on my bed.

"Zoeeey…I..am..your..father.." Darth Vader said slowly.

"What the fawk! You ain't my father!" I yelled back.

"Yeeesss…I..am…"

"No you're not!"

"Yeeesss…I..am…"

"No you're freakin' not!"

"Yeeesss…I..am…"

"NO YOU AREN'T!" I yelled at the top of my lungs.

Darth Vader slowly removed the black mask from his head. I screamed. It WAS my dad!

All in a swift motion Darth—I mean my dad…jabbed his red lightsaber into my chest, where my stinkin' black hole of a heart is supposed to be. He pulled the lightsaber out and started laughing. He walked away.

I fell back into my bed and felt the burning in my chest. I lied there waiting…waiting…until I would die

Fin

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