" Hmm I always thought Sesshoumaru and Rin were like.. friends.."

Miroku commented while Inuyasha couldn't see his face from all the condom boxes that were stacked in front of him. Inuyasha just shook his head and bit his lip.

" That's the word, " Friends" Miroku.. How about we get off that subject!!!"

Miroku just rose an eyebrow dancing while he was reading the boxes.

" There's lubricated.. flavored.. Hmm Strawberry, Mint.. Big size little size.. I'd be the big size… Cause ladies can't get enough of me! They actually make a small size for small people?! Ha, they shouldn't be allowed to have sex!"

Inuyasha just glares at Miroku. " Maybe little people are big in different ways! I don't know why you have to be so god damn rude!!!"

Miroku just stops for a second and sees the heated flare of anger coming off of Inuyasha. He just notices his arms crossed and begins to smile.

" Hmm Inuyasha. Why are you taking offence and defending small people…Would we like to talk about it…"

" No! Can we just leave!?"

Miroku grabs him by the arm before they can cross the street. " Is somebody got a big heart but a small-"

" Screw off Miroku!! Alright I have a small member alright!!! Is that what you wanted to hear! God damn it you got your wish you stupid monk. Screw you!!!Go worship god or something!"

Miroku just raises an eyebrow and laughs when the ladies began laughing as they walked pass. Everybody just goes silent in the store.

" I was about to say Inuyasha big heart small brain. Then again I've got something else out of you. Is that why your too embarrassed to do anything with Kagome. And was too embarrassed to do anything with Kikyo at the time?"

Inuyasha looks down at his feet with his face completely red with his fangs flaring. " That's not true Miroku!"

Inuyasha just went quiet while all these pretty girls looked at the poor boy while Miroku tried to hit on them the minute he saw him.

" hey ladies…"

Miroku was completely ignored. They saw Inuyasha and stood there in awe.

" Awe.. You poor thing. It isn't easy for you. Is it?" The blonde said touching his shoulder.

" Of course it wouldn't. Size doesn't count that much…" The red head whispered..

" It's what you do with it…" They finished. They were already rubbing Inuyasha's shoulders and his ears while his face went bright red. He never had been surrounded by this many ladies before.

Miroku's getting all mad. He just stands there. " Come on ladies… I have a small one too.."

The ladies just glare at him.

" From the looks you don't! Plus he's worse off than you are. So shut your mouth!!"

Miroku looks down. " That damned half breed. Is stealing my women.. Number two he's making me look like him right now! Number three I'm better down there but no he's synthesized for it. Doesn't matter what era I'm in I still get ladies mad at me!!"

Inuyasha is blushing yet getting really pissed off.

" Aww look he's got cute little ears!"

" Are these fake?"

" God damn it!! Don't touch my damn ears!!"

Inuyasha just stops for a second while Miroku grabs the girl's hand and starts palm reading.

" Hmm let me see.. you'll have a lot of children and will be blessed…"

Grabs her hand and makes her grab him. The girl gets really mad and smacks him with a purse.

" You pervert! Get out of here before I call the cops on you!!"

" Mave.. you scared away the Doggy Boy!"

Inuyasha's ears flop down and looks at them really red.

" Doggy-boy!? Wow they catch on good!" Miroku laughs really hard while Inuyasha glares at Miroku.

" Listen we have to go..Your so cute though! Here's my number!"

" Mine too!"

" Awe… why do we have to leave him?! He's so cute!"

The girls walk away while Inuyasha is stuffed with slips of paper and a good massage around the ears. Inuyasha curiously looks at the paper, really confused.

" Why the hell did you have to get the numbers why not me!? Usually ladies swarm me!"

Inuyasha just opened the door and gave an evil grin.

" Well I guess my point proven. Little people are big in different ways. Keep that in mind that a half breed, kicked your ass!"

Miroku adjusts the boxes as they head out on the street.

" Keep in my mind that all the ladies love me. Especially Kagome. Ever since the day I'm meet her…"

Inuyasha gets mad and butts in.

" Kagome doesn't like you. Second of all you captured her! Third of all I like her, she likes me end of story! Happy now? Cause she's off limits!!"

Miroku raises an eyebrow while they walk.

" Hmm.. Well if your saying that's true that you guys like each other. How come you haven't done anything? Is it because your afraid your small or she'll find out on your own?"

Inuyasha gets mad and goes after him.

" That's not the damn reason dumb ass!! You're the stupid monk that likes prays to god and carries a damn bible. Go cry to him about your lady problems! He's the only one that will listen! Who knows how many girls you've gotten pregnant!"

Miroku begins to count his fingers, " One..one hundred..one thousand.."

Miroku begins to smile. " Are you sure it isn't a she?"

" Feh. Are you sure " she" even cares?"

-

" Sango it's so nice to get away from them isn't it?"

Sango and Kagome sat there eating fries and drinking pop well she just nodded in agreement.

" Ya. It's so quiet without them though. In this era are all guys like them?"

Kagome just finished the last on her fry while Sango scanned around the crowds of men and women yelling, laughing seeming pretty much normal. Kagome just laughed and flipped her hair back.

" Well you could say that. There's some far worse than Inuyasha and Miroku combined. Sadly to say every guy is like Miroku in they're own way. Even the nice ones."

Sango finished her drink and threw in garbage.

" Hard to believe that though. Everything else is different except the guy's I'm guessing."

" Yep. Sadly. I don't worry about it though. I have Inuyasha now so I'm pretty much occupied on him than guys from this era."

Sango just rolled her eyes seeing some guy flip up the girl's skirt with her taking her purse and smacking it in his face.

" I swear to god that was Miroku…What do girls hit guy's with when they are out of control? I only know of my boomerang but I see no women carrying them."

Kagome laughed. " Purses, fists, smacks,.. anything we can find. With Inuyasha I can 'sit' him. I wish I could do that with all guys."

" I agree. Say, Kagome. How about we look around at things. I mean this is all new to me still. I like your era I just don't exactly understand it."

Kagome just threw her stuff out and smiled. " You will. Don't worry. We'll find something. We can go find some clothing from my era you like. Then we'll meet up with the guys later!"

Inuyasha smacks into the ground. " What the hell!? Kagome isn't even around!"

Miroku smiles while he runs up to the ladies. " Hey you want to bare my child and not get pregnant!!"

Smacks

" You can have me without having a baby!!"

Rubs his cheek while Inuyasha glares at him.

" You asshole. Hmm still not getting along with women. Gee, what a surprise. You know those women are available…"

"I know it's a surprise Inuyasha. One day I will get one that doesn't get mad at me.."

" Feh, like that is ever going to happen. Hmm let's see how he likes those two…"

Miroku runs up to the blonde and the brunette that are looking at some flowers.

" Hey beautiful!"

They turn around with ugly smiles.

" Hey beautiful yourself." She spoke with a man's voice. Miroku's face goes white and screams at the top of his lungs.

" Inuyasha.. what the hell was that!? It had a man's voice and a women's looks?"

Inuyasha begins to laugh. " Well it's a surprise isn't. You don't know whether it's a man or a women… Welcome to Kagome's time!"

" Knowing you your gonna blab so here's the deal.. I won't mention about your small-

" PROBLEM!"

" Yes Inuyasha… " Problem" If you don't mention me hitting on guys that looked like girls.. do we have a deal?"

Miroku puts out his hand as Inuyasha ears raise and give a disgusted look.

" Have you ever heard of a friendly hand gesture Inuyasha?"

Inuyasha grabs something from his Kimono and sprays it on his hands.

" Inuyasha what the hell did you get on my hand!?"

Inuyasha grins. " It kills germs.. I mean who knows what you do with that hand when girls aren't around…"

Miroku glares back at him. " What are you trying to say!?"

Mumbles " If women can't pleasure him he probably pleasures himself."

Kagome and Sango wait patiently in front of the huge outlit store and right in front of the pet shop.

" Hmm.. the boys should be back by now shouldn't they?"

Sango questions while Kagome glances at her watch. She just smiles.

" We can wait around or go to one last stop…"

Sango looks towards the lingerie store and raises an eyebrow when she sees the pretty poster with the sleek looking half pieced clothing.

" Kagome maybe we should go to one more store…"

Sango grabs Kagome by the hand and stands in front of Slick and Satin with amazement.

" This store I want to check out!"

Kagome laughs and raises an eyebrow. " This store!? Do you understand why this clothing is different from the rest?"

Sango laugh and shakes her head with a pleased, " No. But it's different than any other clothing and I like the style. Come on let's check it out!"

Kagome doesn't budge. " Sango let me…"

Sango flips her head around and glares. " I'm sick of your saint like attitude Kagome come on were going in!!!"

Kagome just swallows.

Sango and her shop around for abit and Kagome just feels alittle odd in the store. " Sango you know why these clothes look like that?"

Sango shakes her head grabbing silk panties. " No"

Kagome smacks forehead. " It's for girls who-"

Kagome stops when she notices one of her guy friends working in the store while Sango grabs some panties and short little night dresses and Kagome opens her mouth wide.

" Kagome excuse me one moment alright? I'm going to pay for these…"

Kagome blushes red. " Sango.. Sango.. this isn't a good idea. I mean there's other stores! Oh my god.. It's Hojo! He's working at a silk and Satin store!!"

Kagome gets dragged along by Sango forced to see Hojo who's working at cash.

" Seems like you found everything you want."

Sango nods with a smile. " Yep"

" Must have a lucky man right?"

Sango gets confused and lost. " Me have a man? What does it have to do with clothing!?"

Hojo swallows. " Usually girls only wear these type of things when they are likely getting into a sexual desire…"

Sango goes red. " Me buying this for this reason!? You got to be kidding me!! Kagome you never told me what these were for!!"

Kagome lifts herself from the ground and gives a blank smile.

" Hi Hojo…"

Blushes red while Sango is furious.

" Well I was trying to Sango!"

Hojo swallows and gives a delighted nervous smile.

" Hey Kagome. I never thought you'd be the type of girl…"

Kagome waves her hands in front of her face.

" No, no no no! My friend wanted to buy theses so I tagged along!"

Hojo nods while Sango grins.

" Then again Kagome I'll buy them. I mean I like Miroku and all."

Kagome sweat drops.

" Well your friend Kagome doesn't seem to know a lot about these.. why is that?"

Kagome laughs and smiles. " Umm.. she's friend.. she's from some distant place.."

Sango bows. " Ya I'm from the feudal era…"

Hojo raises an eyebrow while he places the clothing into a bag.

" The feudal era?"

Kagome laughs and covers Sango's mouth.

" Fedualera.. it's a place in the middle east!"

Hojo nods. " Oh I thought you were talking about like 500 yrs back."

Kagome laughs grabbing the bags. " Hojo.. why are you working here?"

He blushes. " Only job available.."

Kagome gives a little laugh. " Who gave you the job?"

He laughs and points at some homosexual mascara loving guy.

" Oh this guy named Sessy.. "

Kagome begins to laugh really hard when she realizes it's Inuyasha's brother.

" really!? Interesting to know! Good luck with your job!!"

Kagome runs and bursts out laughing. " Inuyasha's brother is working there!"

Sango laughs and mumbles. " I'm surprised that pervert monk isn't working there.."

" He'll work anywhere if he's surrounded by ladies. Let's wait for those two in front of the pet shop. They should be back soon I promise."

Authors Notes: Hopefully I still have it. I want to thank the reviews who reviewed, " What women think" Please read and review!