Percy and the talking horse of cuss words
This is based off of the potter puppet pals video, wizard swears. Only this is demigod/horse/rick riordans world swears. Disclaimer: I don't own Percy Jackson, if I did I would be partying in the Bahamas. Duh.
"PERCY!" Annabeth yelled at her boyfriend. If looks could kill Percy would be dead x 25. "Yes?" He said smiling innocently at Annabeth, hoping she wasn't here for the reason he thought she was. "Did you teach Hazels horse new swears?"
After several months the horse was able to say a couple words out loud, Hazel had immediately forbidden him from ever talking while she was alive. Percy considered the question for a moment then said, "Now why would I do that?" Smooth Percy; answer a question with a question.
Annabeth raised her eyebrow and said "The reason you do practically anything, you were bored." Percy shifted uncomfortably in his seat. Just then Hazel's horse decided to make an appearance. It tromped in and said "Zeus's nipple!" Then ran away laughing in a very horse like manner.
Annabeth looked at Percy once again, Percy shrugged and said "he could have learned that anywhere." The horse came back and said "Athena's batty brain!" Annabeth looked at Percy like she was imagining what the best way to decapitate him would be.
Percy gave a nervous little smile and laugh then said "excuse me." And with that he was off to kick some horse butt. Which was quite ironic because the horse was currently screaming, "CHIRON'S FURRY BACKSIDE!"
Hi! Please review, anyone who reviews can suggest what my next fan fic will be about. I don't care if you want it to be about marshmallows, I can come up with something. And not just Percy Jackson ones, if it's a book that most people, or few people have read, I'm on it.