Title: Hanging Around
Author: Chibi Envy Chan
Rating: PG
Warning: Insanity abounds.

Pairing: None
Summary: Sometimes, it's best not to know. In this case, they are better off not knowing.

Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VII.

Board meetings should be renamed bored meetings.

Sephiroth felt like he was more likely to die from sheer boredom than fighting an entire army single handedly and without any weapons. He stared longingly at Masamune, wishing to stab certain tubs of lard. Oddly enough, he doubted he would be able to get more than one of them due to the roundness.

"Tseng, why is your Turk hanging outside the window?"

The current speaker, Palmer, stopped speaking about whatever he deemed important enough to bring to the bored... board meeting. They all stared outside the window to find a Turk, sure enough, being lowered slowly.

Tseng felt like cutting that rope or choking his Turk. It was bad enough they pulled that last stunt. Now this? He opened the window and glared at the Turk. "What are you doing?"

"Wes locked himself out of his office," the Turk answered, not missing a beat.

"Next time, pick the lock."

"Okie dokie," Hikari replied and saluted his superior before being lowered further down.

"Sorry about that. Let's continue, shall we?"

Moments later...

"Sephiroth, why is your SOLDIER hanging outside a window?"

This time Sephiroth felt banging his head against a wall. He stormed over to the window and nearly ripped it off its tracks. "You have ten seconds to finish whatever you're doing before I cut the rope."

"Eep! Yes, Sephy!" Zack squeaked and motioned for the others to pull him up quickly.

Rufus raised a brow at this, but motioned for them to continue the meeting.

Moments later...

"Would you care to explain why another of your Turks is hanging outside the window?" Rufus inquired, raising a brow.

Tseng looked over to find Reno, staring into the room.

"Yo Boss, I think I left my PHS here, but I didn't want to disturb you. Don't mind me." Reno continued to search the room as the others attempted to finish the meeting in peace, however, some of the executives found it unnerving so they shooed the red headed Turk away.

Moments later...

"Why is there a cadet hanging outside the window?"

"Let's finish this damn meeting."

"Yes, sir."

Moments later...

"Why is Rude hanging outside the window?"

This time jaw dropped as the serious Turk was lowered.

"I think it's time to end this meeting."

The next day...

"So did any you get to see what Seph was wearing?"

Everyone else shrugged.

"Damn, we can't confirm it then," Zack said with a sigh.

"For your information, I go commando," Sephiroth replied in a monotone voice.

There were several cursing as money was being transferred to Hikari.

Sephiroth raised a brow. "How did you..."

"Find out? That's what fan clubs are for."