Ok, well first off, this story is not beta'd, so I apologize in advance for any sort of mistake that you might find. English isn't my mother language, and editing has never been one of my strong points.

Summary-

Naruto Uruhara was normal. Really, he was! All you have to do to see him as normal, is ignore the fact hat he can turn into different heroines, all with super powers, and all of them with the attention of the male population.

Warnings-

Possible OOCness

Slow updates

Shounen-ai

Eventual MinatoNaruto- nothing that will scar you though!

AU

IF YOU DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!

I do not want to deal with flames or complains about how much of a sicko I am. This is my story and to be fair, I put up warnings. It was your own fault for clicking the sorry if you knew it had something you didn't like. If you are still going to flame me though, at least have the balls to sing with your name. Ja ne!

Chapter one: Cursed Necklace

It was official. Life was against me. Now I know what your thinking, what could possibly be bad about your life? Or maybe, your probably just some emo kid for something. Well no, I'm here to tell you that life really does hate me, we'll that's what I think anyway. Let me start from the beginning, I lived with both of my parents and my older brother; both of my parents had impressive amounts of money because they both came from good families. To put it simply I was living the good life.

Again, what's so wrong about that? Well aside from the fact that I had abandonment issue, nothing much. That was before my parents were still alive. They died while traveling to meet a new client, in hopes of expanding the business; the plan ended up malfunctioning and they both got burned to death- if they where already dead when they fell.

I didn't really feel the lose for them, abandonment issues, remember? I was two at the time, so I can't really remember them to begin with, my brother though, is a different story. He was seven-teen at the time and he took the blow hard. He came back home from his studies over sea to come and take care of me, he still went through all his advanced classes and took on the role of learning everything he could about business. By the time he turned eight-teen, he was already handling the family business.

Throughout the whole time, I was taken care of, the problem was that I didn't really form bonds with anyone, only my own private teacher, Iruka, but never with kids my own age. My brother Kurama, also known as Kyubii, was always busy, but he somehow also managed to make time for me. It was during those moments that I learned to appreciate the few close bonds that I had. Both Iruka and Kyubii loved me to bites and that was all I needed.

I'm sorry I never introduced myself right? Well my name is Naruto Uruhara, I have blond hair and blue eyes, my skin is a nice natural tan and I have three particular birthmarks on my face. I have my mother's short structure and a slender build. I live with my brother, the owner of Tailed Beasts Inc. There is nothing particularly interesting about me except my appearance, and the fact that I don't have talent.

That right people no talent.

You are probably wondering- what is so important about talent? Well I don't know about you guys, but in my world, if you don't have talent you are nothing. Take the Uchiha family for example. They are known for producing some of the most talent people on the planet, be it sports or singing, whatever they did they mastered to the point that they would receive a gold medal if there were Olympics on said subject. Than there are those rare, unfortunate ones that have no talent. Those are usually the that end up being disowned if they are not 'satisfactory'.

I know, cruel right?

While not all the important families resort to such methods, they usually are never mentioned, or are treated like second class people in the eyes of their fellow clansmen. Now my brother would never ever do that to me, but he was sure that the other families wouldn't be so nice to me. That's why I was homeschooled, so no one knew of my lacking. Now my brother, is by no means, ashamed of me, first off, it was me who brought the idea of being homeschooled. Second off, I don't mind, because of the simple reason that I'm helping my brother improve without my bad influence.

So technically speaking, the world forgot that I existed, no one has since my face since I was four years old and I plan on keeping it that way. I live in a mansion all by myself in the middle of the forest, the surrounding area belonging to us until the fence, where my neighbors land began. They were another well of family, with them having one of the best authors in the world and having the granddaughter of the owner of Senju Crops.

I know that I'm not bad off if I say so myself, because I know for a fact that there are people with lives that are a million times worse than me. You see my problems started with a necklace, my great(7x)-grandmother's necklace to be more specific. I always wore it ever since I could remember, it was nothing special really, it was just an oval shaped gem on a black silk choker that could be tightened of loosened. Nothing special, except for the fact that it could change color, going to a soft lavender purple to a shocking bright neon green before you could blink.

The one thing that I didn't know about the cursed thing is that it was, in fact cursed.

So I, Naruto Uruhara, second son of Arashi and Mito Urahara, am cursed.