Kill me! Holly didn't update either her Death Note or Oban stories (or that Neuro fic)! Get over it. Oban is the last on my list and the next Cabin Fever chapter will be here soon but don't expect a big update on it. Just had this random spur-of-the-moment idea that was great and just had to write it....month later but oh well! Read and Review and tell me if you like it, love it or just want to blow it with nukes.

Please the Ladies

By Holly Lawliet

"Xie xie, Ivan, for the lovely date aru." Both Yao and Ivan were walking back from their evening date. With the failing economy creating a burden on everybody's back, both of the nation's leaders had barely given any of them time to themselves. "How ever did you manage to obtain such great tickets to "Picking up a Jade Bracelet" aru?"

"Ah, I know some considerate people. Those type of seats are usually expensive, da?" Yao just nodded a yes. Russia loved him and he meant well. That's why he usually tried to buy things for him the cheap way: Either borrowing or forcing poor Lithuania to lend some cash. These days, he tended to that method more and more. China wrote a mental note to thank and pay back Toris later.

"Any way, I just fixed up the house so it should be suitable enough fo--", Yao couldn't even get to include his "aru" before Ivan pulled him in for a squeeze. "You just don't interrupt people in the middle of their sentence aru!"

Ivan's face turned pouty. "But thought I saw Yao shivering. Don't you want to be warm?" China kept his face hidden in the massive coat of Russia's to avoid being overcome but the pitiful puppy look. He had learned throughout his long years that if there was one thing that could make him forget his love for Shinatty-chan, it was Ivan's eyes during a pout session. They just got so big; the rabbit on the moon could live in them!

"Well, t-that's considerate of you aru." Yao gave in and hugged his lover back; taking in all the love and warmth he had to give him. "Let's get inside before we get a cold." He took the other's hand and opened the door to lead them inside.

"Aiyah~! It's so warm in—"

"WANG YAO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"

As soon as he stepped foot indoors, Yao's face was greeted with a steaming rice dumpling. "Taiwan Meimei Wang, what are you doing here?! And what's with all these girls in my house for aru?!" All about the room lay the majority of the female nations: Hungary lounging on the couch, Vietnam and Liechtenstein both texting on their cellular phones, Seychelles and Belgium chatting on throw pillows. To top it off, they were all in their night gowns.

"That's what I should be asking you! I told you I would be having a sleepover tonight."

"The hell aru!? I don't recall giving you permission."

"Ehhh Yao—"

"You gave me permission just yesterday morning!"

"Shén me aru!?"

"Yao~"

"OMG! BEST SLEEPOVER EVER!"

Both China and Taiwan stopped their yelling as a flash lit the room. "I'm sorry you guys but seeing that face Russia just made my gay senses snap and I just had to commemorate the moment." Elizabeta put her camera back down and waltzed over to the door. "Meimei, you never told me they were official."

Taiwan huffed as she fiddled with her ahoge. "Don't remind me…please don't tell me ya'll came here for a date, Yao."

"Yes, we were until—", Yao felt a tap on his shoulder and turned around to see a not to happy

Ivan holding himself.

"I need to pee, Yao…weally badly~!" Russia whispered. This time, the puppy pout wasn't intended but just added to the fact that he'd been waiting for a while. He darted into the house and ran to the upstairs laboratory, muttering a "Kol kol kol" along the way.

"My lord aru…"

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Yao decided against kicking all the girls out in the middle of night (either his or their bosses would seriously give him a lecture if he did and a lecture wasn't his cup of tea). So now he was busy trying to clean up the mess Meimei and Babette had conjured up in the kitchen. Apparently Seychelles had tried to combine French and Asian cuisine which turned into a disaster (apparently an anonymous person ate it all).

"So are you two already steady or what?" Elizabeta asked as she strolled next to Yao, picking up a dish and drying it off.

"If you're asking if we've been dating for a long time, then yes aru." Yao rested his back against the counter, letting out a sigh. "We were dating before but after the Sino-Soviet Split, we broke up and I didn't talk to him for a while aru."

Hungary gave a smile and gave a slight playful punch to China's shoulder. "You must have been a great boyfriend to pick up your relationship. I give you a 9.5." With that Elizabeta skipped off to join Khuyen doing Viktoria's hair.

Yao hummed his favorite oriental tune watching the girls having fun. His relationship with Meimei was never the best but he always wanted her to be happy. What kind of big brother would he be anyway? Sure he was protective when she brought Kiku over but anybody would be scared if they knew how much she loved him. Thankfully she didn't know he was currently seeing somebody else.

Yao was about to put the last glass in the cupboard when a loud scream erupted itself from upstairs.

"Ivan!"

Oh no! Russia died! XD JK JK You're just gonna have to wait and see what happens like the good little readers ya'll are. HINT HINT-Reviews mean happiness, happiness means motivation, motivation means updates! You may just find a new chapter from me right after you wake up. ^-^