we continue off from wen mr. crig leaves his fam, so read part 1, weebs
so, liek, mr. cringe was liek, chillin on a boat not knowing where the fricc he was going. and then he saw * * and he fell off the boat for the 6th time. "wuss BOPPIN JIMBO" Jesus said. "tf u is boi" mr. crig askd. Jesus replied "boi ima recc u if u say that agin, im jesus mang" "OH FRICC I SORRY MANG PLZ SPAR MII" crig pleaded. "boi i was kiddn, i was gunna telepor retard i noe mang" and Jesus teleported him to the hood. "tf am i doin heer jesus" crig askd. "i nedd u to c dis weeb boi, he'll B imBortant in ur journy mk, c u mang xddddddddddddddd" he said as he floatd up into the heavens abov.
mr. cringe was walking thru tha hood and he kept seeing deez people in gangs with guns and nivs and craB like that. he was even asked if he wanted sum drugs. he rejecc and the hood boi said bacc "wrong answer, tim to atacc." mr cring was gettin he A kicct and he couldnt use his powers since he kept gettn hit. then, he heard a guy with a really annoying voice yell "RASENGAN!" and recct those gang boiz. he lookt liek a real weeb, and he helpd mr. crig upp. "u alrite elf boi?" he askd. "um yeh"
the weird thing was that he was the only wite gai. he took him 2 his house and he qwiccly found out this weeb was a youtuber named cheese lyfe (wow) "lul, what a gay name" mr. crig laffed. "shut up, u should B happy i let u here!" he told mr. cringe that he was in the hidden leaf village, and that hank hill was the current hokage. "oh yeah, ive heard of this place" mr. cring said. "yeh, btw the hood wasnt part of the hidden leaf, its just the entrence boi" cheese said.
and 4 about half a year or more, he was part of cheese lyfe's videos, and he started to grow on cheese lyfe to the point of being friends. then one day, the channel was discontinued for awile because of his new job. "so mr. cringe, im going to the hokage's castle fo' to work" "WAIT UR WORKING AT THE HOKAGE'S PLACE. COUNT ME IN!" mr. cringe yelld. "um k" cheese lyfe accepted.
when they got there, hank hill was waiting for him. " im gessin won of you is mah assistant" hank said in his county accent. "um tat wood be me" cheese said. "wall change of plans, ur now the leeder of my armee during the 3th great ninja war" he said in a serious tone "and ur littl buddy is a solgerr too." "dang it" mr. cringe said angerly. "U WOTT M8 THATS NOT MY JOB FOR U" cheese said furiously. " too bad, git on your arumor boy"
the war had started the next day. they were at war with the mizukage and his army. the mizukage at the time was adolf LITLER. the war had started when hank and litler attacked each other in the air. cheese lyfe commanded the army to attacc, and both armies started to charge at each other. one of the solders targeted mr. cringe, but that was a mistake. out of fear, mr. cringe waved his arm and accidentally fired a energy blast that cut all of the mizukage's solders IN HALF. it even cut off litler's left arm and legs off, giving hank the advantage as he was losing and completely OBLITERATED HIM. hank yelled out "GOOD LAWRD, WHO FIRED THAT BIG CHAKRA BLAST!?" "um, that would be me" mr. cringe said that as he raised his tiny hand.
he was taken bacc to the hidden leaf village and was told that he was THE NEW HOKAGE! cheese and him were so freaked out! but could crig handle this responsibility? "but hank, what about you?" cheese asked. "boi ive been hokage longer than annie won else and its gotten pretty darn boring" he said. "will still have my job?" cheese asked. "sigh, yes." hank said. mr. cringe had a big celebration that nite, but half way thu the party, he saw an explosion near the sand village's entrance (which is inkopolis btw), but did honestly care.
since he was hokage, he couldnt be in many of cheese lyfe's vidds anymore, so he made an excuse to pretend he died on his channel. mr. cringe was an exelent hokage, but a new kazekage rose up (sand village's kage) and didnt seem liek allies with the hidden leaf. but thats for next time... ON DRAGON BAL- *slapped*, um sorry...
NEXT PART IS MARIE'S STORY!