Author's chat: Konnichiwa! I am gaarasgirl389 and this is my sister VampireKitty-chan. Call me gg-chan and her Kitty-chan. We came up with this idea last night. We stayed up until 4 in the morning, working on the storyline, our plan and the first 7 pages of the chapter. This is a joint story between us two.
Kitty-chan: But I still think the match-making idea was a GOOD IDEA!
gg-chan: NO! For the last time, I'm not writing something like that! It gets too complicated with all the couples!
Kitty-chan & gg-chan: We do not own Naruto. We own our OCs and this idea.
Love, pretend and one girl?
Chapter 1: The twin's prank
Yuzuki's POV:
I stared gloomily out the car window. It was mine and Umi's first day at our new school and we had ZIPPO lessons with each other!
But the good thing is it's a new start. And last night we thought of an evil master plan to take over the school! Muhahaha!
Ok maybe we're not taking over the school but we're going to do a master prank! Muhahaha!
I looked over to the other side of the car to see a mirror-image of myself. Umi and I are identical twins. We have blue eyes and long black hair with blue highlights which are in the same identical place. We both have nice bodies, something like models have but not so thin.
We both thought that as a prank on the school, we will pretend to be one person. We are going to combine our names together. When we introduce ourselves, I will introduce myself as Tachibana Umi Yuzuki while Umi will introduce herself as Tachibana Yuzuki Umi. To make this even more convincing, we decided not to meet each other at school and to use our cell phones to keep in touch during break.
Umi turned and looked at me. We grinned at each other. This is going to be fun!
Twin's POV:
Yuzuki and Umi grinned at each other. This is going to be fun!
The car stopped at the front gate of the school. We were early as we didn't want anyone to see us together. We got out of the car and waved goodbye to our mom.
"Okay, you guys have to tell me every single detail when you come home ok! Bye!" and with that our mom drove away.
Umi turned to look at Yuzuki.
"Okay, remember the nick-names ok. Yours is Moon-chan and mine is Mizu-nee, ok?" Umi asked making sure that she got it right.
"Aye-aye ma'am! Call me when it's break and lunch. If you don't, you're dead!" Yuzuki said playfully.
Umi laughed.
"You have to catch me first if you ever want to kill me!" and with that they started chasing each other around until they spotted a person coming through the school gate.
We nodded to each other.
Yuzuki walked to the direction of her first class.
Hope we don't get lost! They both thought.
Umi's POV:
I walked over to the person who had walked through the school gate. The girl had dirty blond hair which was tied into 4 pig tails and her uniform was as untidy as it could get but it looked really cool!
"Hi, my name's Tachibana Yuzuki Umi. I'm new. Is it okay if you show me around a bit?" I asked her a bit nervously. The girl smiled at me.
"Sure, my name's Temari. Should I call you Umi?" she asked me as we started to walk. I nodded at her, relieved that she was friendly.
"What class you got first?" Temari asked me.
"Art with Kurenai-sensei in room 548. Do you have her too?" I asked hopefully. She laughed.
"No but lots of my friends have that class including my brother. I'm so jealous! My class is soo boring!" Temari whined suddenly.
"Don't you have friends in your class?"
"Yeah right! I'd rather die than be friends with the people in my class! The girls are all about boys, makeup, clothes and gossip. The boys are all about girls, football and how hot they are! It's insane. I feel like the only normal person there which is so wrong as I'm supposed to be insane with my group of friends!" Temari yelled, throwing her hands in the air.
I laughed. Temari was nice, she acts just like me! Shame I don't have any classes with her.
We stopped at one of the rooms which said 548 in bold letters on the door.
"I'll introduce you to my friends when they get here. You'll like them! They're really fun to be around with!" Temari said cheerfully. As if on cue, a bunch of people came walking up to us.
"Hey Temari-chan, who's this?" the girl in the group asked.
"My name is Tachibana Yuzuki Umi. Nice to meet you."
"Umi, this is Hinata, Naruto, Shikamaru, Choji, Gaara and Sasuke. Ok, gotta go. See you guys later!" Temari yelled as she started to run to her first class.
Her friends were really nice, although I didn't like Sasuke. He took one glance at me and then looked away as if I was some piece of trash! Naruto was the loudest out of all of them and spoke the most. Shikamaru was lazy and fell asleep in class. Choji likes food. CORRECTION! Choji LOVES food! I got along fine with Hinata and we sat next to each other but it was Gaara that drew my attention the most. He was really cute and I could feel butterflies flying in my stomach.
The bell rang for class to start. I sighed and wondered how Yuzuki was doing.
Yuzuki's POV:
Okay, this was plain HELL! It was maths and I was sitting next some blonde who was texting her friend and kept on making stupid, little girly noises.
What was worst was that although I was good at maths, I didn't understand a word the teacher was saying and apparently neither did the others in my group!
There came a knock on the door and the teacher stopped talking and looked at the door. Thank god!
"Come in," the teacher said calmly.
The door opened and revealed an older looking boy with red messy hair.
I stared at him. Even the blonde had stopped texting to start staring at the boy.
"I'm sorry for interrupting the lesson. I am Sasori and I'm supposed to help Tachibana Yuzuki with her subjects," The boy, Sasori, explained.
I stood up abruptly. Everyone was staring at me. If I didn't say my full prank name, then the prank would be found out.
"Tachibana Umi Yuzuki, nice to meet you, Sasori-san," I said, taking a fine new interest in my shoes.
"Ah yes. Tsunade-sama sent me a note earlier, informing me about you. Rena, you will sit next to Midori instead," the teacher told the blonde sitting next to me.
She glared at me when she stood up but smiled sweetly to Sasori when she walked past. I raised an eyebrow at her but sat down again as Sasori came to sit next to me.
As the lesson went on, Sasori explained to me the stuff we were doing with me nodding my head if I agreed or shaking it if I disagreed.
The bell rang for the next lesson and everyone was staring at me. Well, more like Sasori and me. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL HERE, PEOPLE!
My next class was Music. Thank god I liked music. And it turned out to be a blast! It was break-time afterwards and I was calling Umi.
"Moon-chan, how are you?"
"Fine. Maths is a damn drag but I have this older guy called Sasori helping me out."
"How old?"
"Maybe 2 or 3 years older. Anyway how about you?"
"Great! I made lots of new friends except for this guy called Sasuke. He damn annoys me! He acts as if I'm some piece of trash!"
"Cool, the new friends' part. Not cool the 'Sasuke' part. Anyway got to go, call you at lunch! See ya!"
"See ya!"
I hanged up and started walking, hoping that I'm won't get lost.
Umi's POV:
I put my phone away and walked back to my friends.
"Hey, do youguys know a guy called Sasori?" I asked smiling. They stared at her with wide eyes.
"He's in this gang of rebels. That gang is dangerous, I would stay out of their way if I were you," Temari said.
I felt really worried now. Is Yuzuki ok? Hope that Sasori guy isn't giving her any trouble!
"Why?" I looked up to see that it was Gaara who had asked me this.
"Oh, no reason," I said innocently.
"Don't tell me you like bad boys?" Sasuke asked. A vein popped out on my forehead.
"Even if I did, it's none of YOUR business!" I snapped at him. Sasuke looked shocked. Naruto and Temari burst out laughing.
"Oh, she fights back. Not every girl is a fan, Sasuke," Temari said, giggling. I look at her, wondering what she meant.
"What Temari-chan means, is that normally girls fall in love with Sasuke-kun," Hinata explained. I look at her in surprise.
"What the hell do they fall for? The chicken-butt hair style? You gotta be kidding me!" I said. Sasuke looked pissed as the others all started laughing.
"That's . . . munch . . . funny . . . munch!"Choji laughed through a mouthful of chips. Please don't make him choke!
The bell rang before the others could say anything else.
Yuzuki POV:
Time skip to lunch . . .
I walked up the stairs to the rooftop tiredly. Why the hell am I doing this?
I heard a few voices coming from the bottom but I didn't think much of it. People don't normally go to the roof tops. People would normally eat lunch with their friends somewhere that didn't involve climbing all these god-damned stairs. WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO BUILD SO MANY STAIRS!
I finally reached the top of the stairs.
"HALLELUJAH!" I said, throwing my arms up in the air in triumph. And I slip backwards. Everything goes slow motion. THESE GOD-DAMN, STUPID STAIIIIIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSSSSS!
Then I fall onto something soft.
"Ow," a familiar voice said. I jumped up in shock, my hair sticking up in fright.
"Sasori?" I squeak out.
"Nice to see you, or should I say, nice to bump into you?" Sasori said, getting up.
"I'm so sorry! Are you hurt? It's all my fault! I slipped on the stairs-?" I stopped apologising and turned to look back up the stairs.
"THOSE GOD-DAMN STAIRS!" I yelled. Sasori sweat dropped.
"What?"
"Sasori, dude. You know some weird people and I don't mean us." I turned around to see who had spoken. I saw a few people standing behind Sasori. Then I noticed their appearances.
"Are you guys' hippies?" I ask, my head tilted to one side. Veins popped on the group of people's foreheads.
"IS SHE CRAZY OR SOMETHING, HM?"
"WHY WOULD WE BE HIPPIES?"
"DOES SHE KNOW WHO WE ARE?"
"THIS IS GONNA COST YA BIG TIME!"
The guy with black hair raised an eyebrow at me.
"Why would I know you? I'm new!" I asked confused.
The people who had spoken mouths fell open. I raised my eyebrows at them.
"SASORI! WHO IS SHE?" The silver haired guy yelled.
"This is Tachibana Umi Yuzuki. Yuzuki, this is Pein, Konan, Deidara, Hidan, Kakuzu, Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu and Tobi." Sasori explained. That's a big mouth full!
"Hey. You guys going to eat lunch on the roof top?" I asked. The group nodded. I looked at the stairs and whimpered.
"I have to climb up again?" I said, depressed.
"She really hates climbing stairs, doesn't she, hm?" Deidara said while sniggering. The group sweat dropped.
"How'd you guess?" I yelled then hit him on the head. The group went quiet.
"WHAT did you just do?" Deidara asked menacingly.
"I just hit-"
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. My phone started playing Umi's ringtone. I putted my finger in front of my mouth to indicate to them to be quiet. They gaped at me.
"Hello, Mizu-nee."
"DON'T 'HELLO MIZU-NEE' ME! WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME?"
"Err, sorry. Something came up. Something very big. I'll tell you all about it after school."
"Wait, don't you dare hang up on me!"
Click.
I put my phone back into my pocket and looked at the group.
"So who's up for lunch?" I asked.
Time skip to after school. The twins are at home . . .
Twin POV:
After Umi had threatened Yuzuki in several languages about hanging up on her, they started talking about their day.
"OMG! You like this guy! What was his name again? Ga, Ga, the Ga-whatishisname!" Yuzuki squealed. Umi sweat dropped.
"It's Gaara. And I don't like him! I just said that I got butterflies in my stomach when I'm around him," Umi said.
"Oh, but you so, so, so, so, so, so do! Don't you dare try to hide it! I can read you like a book. So what's the plan?" Yuzuki asked.
"What plan? There's no plan. This discussion is closed," Umi said. Yuzuki smirked evilly.
"But there soon will be one," she said. Umi began to sweat. Then she got an idea.
"By the way, how's this Sasori guy?"
At the same time, at school, in the principal's office . . .
"TSUNADE-SAMA! We have a problem!" Shizune yelled. Tsunade covered her ears.
"What kind of problem?"
"You remember the two new students? You assigned to one of them Sasori!" Shizune said, banging her hands on the desk.
"Oh. Well, they seem to be doing well. In fact, I believe they're playing some kind of prank. I can't wait to see how it'll end. Now lock the office and the school. We're going to drink some sake!" Tsunade said, clapping her hands together. Shizune sweat dropped.
Author's chat: Kitty-chan: So what do you think? Was it good? Bad? Insane? Boring? Normal? Weird?
gg-chan: OK ALREADY! I think they got it when you asked what they think of it!
Kitty-chan: Spoil-sport!
gg-chan: What did you call me?
Temari: Okay! Time-out!
gg-chan: WEE, its Temari-chan! Wait, what ya doing here?
Kitty-chan: We are in their world, you know. I think that it is normal for her to be here ^-^
Temari: Okay RxR PLEASE!