The Broflovski's were enjoying dinner at a restaurant eating dinner with the Marsh's while the McCormicks were at Kenny's funeral after he was accidentally ran over by a car while reading porn magazines.
Gerald:Hey Kyle, have you noticed Cartman's mom has been acting weird when you're around? Did you do something?
Kyle:Uh...
Cartman and his mom passed by until Liane stopped.
Liane:Hey guys!...Fuck you Kyle!
Everyone except Stan, Kyle and Ike were confused.
Sharon:Liane!
Randy:What the hell?!
Sheila:What's gotten into you?
Liane:Your son called me a dirty slut!
Kyle was screwed. He was sooooooooo fucked right now but surprisingly, Sheila was pissed at someone else.
Sheila:Oh yeah? Well your son called me a big fat bitch!
Liane:Twice actually, remember that time when you tried to make the holidays less offensive?(Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo)
Sheila stood up, walked right up to Liane's face and slapped her.
Sheila:Fuck you slut!
Liane:Oh yeah? Fuck you bitch!
Sheila and Liane were now fighting. Liane punched Sheila and kicked her in the crotch.
Sheila then jabbed her thumbs right at Liane's eyes.
That's when things escalated to an epic brawl. Half of the people in the restaurant (Including Randy) Got out their phones and started videotaping the fight.
Randy, Gerald, Ike and half of the people cheered for Sheila while the everyone else
(Except for Kyle, Stan and Sharon) cheered for Liane.
Sharon:This is ridiculous!
Sharon walked out of the restaurant and went to the McCormicks.
Liane picked up a chair and swung it right at Sheila and she fell down tired.
Randy:Wow, She's a bitch!
Being called a bitch again was the last straw! Sheila stood up and coughed blood before picking up Liane and throwing her out of the window and since they were all on the second floor, it fucking hurts. Sheila jumped out of the window to crush Liane but She rolled away, causing Sheila to break her legs.
Gerald:...So is this a tie?
The mothers were immediately rushed to the hospital where they were supposed to stay for 3 months. One day, Sheila played a horror movie for Liane which caused her to get a heart attack. A nurse came in to check on her.
Nurse:What's wrong?!
Sheila:It's just a horror movie.
Nurse:Oh, Ok!
Then...Liane flatlined.
Sheila:Oh shit...
She told everyone that Liane died in her sleep and Cartman was adopted by the McCormick's. Sheila never told everyone that she had accidentally killed Liane...
A/N
There's my follow up to "Kyle hates Cartman's mom and thanks for the review Marina Ka-Fai! Make sure you read my other fanfics. I don't own South Park. I might make a sequel to this.
