Revenant-noun, a person who returns after death.
Revenant, my favorite word. According to my still spotty memory, It's a dead person who's back with a purpose, usually bloody.
But enough of that dictionary bullshit. You all came here to hear a story, right?
Oh, you, the smart ass in the corner didn't? Too bad, I'm telling one anyways.
This is a tale of Justice, portals, guns, world ending sentient machines, bacon, and titties. Yes, titties.
Enjoy, and by the way, Every you are about to hear is true...