Ginny's Quest

Here it is… the sequel to "Ginny's Dilemma". Ginny is searching for a way to survive sex with her new boyfriend, Hermione is trying to get someone to see her in a new light, Ron is trying to hide his big secret and a certain Slytherin is plotting something big against our heroes!

Let the quest begin….

Ginny awoke from a fitful sleep. Her discussion with Ron and Hermione the night before had done little to put her mind to rest. She was no longer worried about hurting Harry's feelings, but more so for her own, physical safety.

She loved Harry; of that much she was certain. She had every intention of being a proper girlfriend to Harry, when the time was right, but now that she knew about his… physical endowments…

She now regretted ever having given in to Dean's advances. She thought she loved him at the time, but in retrospect, she now saw that she was in love with the fact that Dean had been in love with her.

But even that did nothing to change the fact that Harry was going to split her like the proverbial over ripe melon.

Ginny reckoned that Hermione's idea to talk to Luna for advice had been the best way to go.

As the petite redhead trudged out her door to go down for Saturday morning breakfast, she ran into a very well rested looking Hermione.

"Good morning!" said Hermione brightly.

"Whatever," replied a sullen Ginny.

Hermione gave her a bemused look. "I thought we solved your issues last night?"

"Didn't find a stretching charm for my hoo hoo, did you?"

"No," replied Hermione with a snort.

"Then we didn't solve all of my problems, did we?"

Hermione laughed and Ginny pouted as they descended the steps to the Gryffindor Common Room. When they reached the common room, they found Ron already waiting.

"Oi," he called. "What took you so long, I'm starving!"

"I still want to know what kind of dirt you have on Ron to make him change his tune so fast last night," said Hermione.

Ginny smiled. "Growing up with six older brothers, the first thing you learn is how to gather good intel, and use it wisely."

"Sibling loyalty," said Ron, overhearing the conversation. "That's all you ever need to know, Hermione!"

"Is Harry coming down?" asked Ginny.

"The laws of gravity would suggest that he has to," replied Hermione with a grin. "What with carrying that great weight between his…"

"Hey guys!" called Harry from the top of the stairs. "Ready for breakfast?"

"Good morning, Harry," said Ginny with a grin.

"Come on!" cried Ron. "Let's go!"

Ginny wrapped her arm around Harry's waist, and he draped his arm over her shoulder as the foursome made their way to the Great Hall.

Breakfast was quite normal, one might even say uneventful. When the plates were almost finished, the conversation turned to Quidditch.

"I think the Cannons will pull it out this weekend," said Ron hopefully. "The Arrows have been off for a fortnight now, and I think the Cannons are due."

"No way," replied Harry. "The Arrows will smash them."

"Harry's right," said Ginny as she speared a leftover piece of sausage from Harry's plate and ate it. "The Cannons don't stand a chance."

"Oi," said Ron. "Leave Harry's sausage alone!"

Hermione snorted. "Yeah, Ginny," she added with a laugh. "That's too much meat for you!"

Ron snorted pumpkin juice out his nose, and Ginny turned bright red at the same time. Fortunately, a first year student came up to Harry and thrust a piece of parchment into his hand.

"Dumbledore," said Harry in a dejected voice. "He wants me to come to his office."

Giving Ginny a peck on the cheek, Harry departed.

When Harry was gone, Ginny dropped her head to the table with a dull 'thud'. "Oh sweet Merlin, what am I going to do?" she groaned.

"You should break up with him, and wait till you're older," said Ron in a disgusted tone. "I still think I should send a letter to Bill."

"Go right ahead," Ginny said, giving him a hard glare. "Send a letter to Bill, and I'll send one to Fleur."

Ron's eyes bulged from his head. "I said I think I should, I didn't say I was going to."

"What does Fleur have to do with it?" asked a confused Hermione. She was determined to find out the secret that Ginny was holding over Ron.

"SIBLING LOYALTY!" Ron said in a too loud voice. "That's all!"

At that point, Luna Lovegood walked by. "Hello, everyone!" she said sweetly.

"Oh! Luna," said Ginny. "I need to talk to you!" Ginny shot up to follow Luna outside.

Hermione and Ron got up as well.

"I'm going with you," said Hermione.

"Me too," said Ron.

"No," Hermione said as she shoved Ron back into his seat. "Girl talk."

Ron opened his mouth to argue but Hermione cut him off. "Are you worried that Ginny will spill the beans?"

Ron turned red. "There are no beans to spill," he said shortly. "SIBLING LOYALTY!"

Hermione grinned. "If you keep repeating it, it might come true!"

The girls walked outside as an angry Ron returned to his meal.

When they got out of the Great Hall, Hermione pulled Ginny close. "You have got to tell me what you've got on Ron that would make him even think about keeping quiet," she said. "I thought his 'over protective brother' instinct would override anything !"

"Anything except self-preservation," replied Ginny with a smile. "Oww!" Ginny soon said as someone pulled her hair. Ginny turned to see a grinning Pansy Parkinson flipping her middle finger.

"You cow!" yelled Ginny.

"What's her problem?" asked Hermione.

"No idea," replied Ginny. "But if I get my hands on her…"

"What did you need to talk about, Ginny?" asked Luna.

"Harry," replied Ginny without thinking.

"Your favourite subject," said Luna with a smile.

"And one of your as well," said Ginny. "Or maybe he's a sore spot for you, I'm not sure."

Luna gave her an inquisitive look. "Are you referring to Harry's penis size?"

Ginny turned bright red and sputtered. "Erm… uh... well, yeah, kind of."

Luna just smiled and turned to Hermione. "Are you interested in Harry's penis as well?"

"Yes," said Hermione without thinking. "I mean, no… I mean, I am interested only in as much as it relates to Ginny's problem," clarified Hermione. "Not for any personal reasons." Hermione was doing her best impression of a Weasley blush, turning very red.

"Hhm," replied Luna. "You might want to consider taking a personal interest," she said. "It's well worth it."

"So it didn't hurt, then?" asked Ginny. She decided to ignore Luna's remark about Hermione's interest in Harry's bits.

"Oh, yes," replied Luna. "Horribly!"

"If it's so horrible," asked Hermione, "then why would you recommend it?"

"Because once you get past the stretching of the vaginal walls, it's brilliant!" replied Luna. "I'm almost certain that Harry's gigantic penis forced all the wrackspurts from my body."

"Forced them out?" asked Ginny.

"Yes," replied Luna. "I was so full of Harry, that there was no room for wrackspurts inside me!"

Hermione rolled her eyes, but ignored the comment. "Ginny was hoping you could give her some advice on how to survive a sexual encounter with Harry."

"Survive it?" asked Luna. "He won't kill you; he'll just ruin you for other men."

"Ruin me?"

"Well, after you've gotten accustomed to Harry's massive member," began Luna. "You'd never be satisfied with Neville's six inches, for example, and someone like Malfoy would be out of the question."

"Believe me," said a dismissive Ginny. "Malfoy is already out of the question!"

"What's wrong with Malfoy?" asked Hermione. "I mean, besides the obvious."

"As I hear it," said Luna, "he only measures in at about four inches, and not very thick at that."

"Then why does he act like such a stud?" asked Ginny.

"Overcompensation," said Hermione, "because of his teeny weenie."

"Either that or because of his latent homosexuality," added Luna. "No straight man worries that much over his hair."

"Too true," said Ginny. "I mean look at Harry, and he's stick-straight."

"Actaully," said Luna, "He sort of bends up and to the left."

Ginny laughed. "I was talking about his sexual preference, not his…"

"His huge… his big… "

Ginny looked at Luna, who was struggling with something.

"I'm trying to make a clever rhyme about Harry's over large penis," said Luna. "Like Hermione did with Malfoy's teeny weenie."

"Long schlong," said Hermione, causing the other two girls to break out into fits of laughter.

"That's so witty!" said Luna. "You must spend a lot of time thinking about penises!"

Hermione blushed terribly. "No I don't," she stammered. "I mean, I do, but no more than any other normal girl!"

Ginny gave her a scrutinizing look. "I was wondering about that," she said. "I've never heard you mention sex in any way, and now you seem to be some kind of an expert… what gives?"

Hermione blushed again. "Well," she began nervously. "I've... I mean…"

"You've taken a fancy to a boy, and you're considering the possibility of shagging him?" Ginny finished for her.

"Well, I wouldn't put it so crudely, but yes, there is someone I'm interested in, and I want him to see that I have an interest in… sexuality."

"Hmm, really," replied Ginny thoughtfully. "Let me suggest fishnets and a corset, then, because Ron really does have a hard time taking a hint."

"Who said anything about Ron?" asked Hermione in a poor attempt at sounding offended.

Luna and Ginny looked at each other, and broke out into laughter. When the laughing finally subsided, Luna spoke.

"You are so funny, Hermione, I quite like you!"

"Great," replied Hermione, rolling her eyes.

"So what you're telling me," began Ginny. "Is that, as far as sex with Harry is concerned, I just need to do it and hope for the best?"

"Oh it is the best," said Luna with a dreamy smile. "It is the best!"

Ginny gave her an annoyed look.

"If you like," said Luna. "I could go with you for moral support; I'd love to make love with Harry again!"

"That's okay," said Ginny, trying to hide her anger. "I think I'll try it on my own first." She couldn't be angry that Luna had slept with Harry before, but now that he was Ginny's she'd be damned if she was going to share him.

None of the three noticed the figure listening in on their conversation from around the corner.