Author's notes: Well well well… this is my first fic ever and I must say it was incredibly fun to write [although I have to admit I am nervous about positing it!]. But, since it was so fun I started a second one almost immediately after I finished with the first draft of this [Genma's Not-So-Boring Boring Day -it's the same story from Genma-san's POV. pretty funny] Anywhooo I hope ya'll enjoy it -at least a little. Much love! *muah!*
Story Notes: 'Baka' = idiot; Italics represent mental thoughts.; Oh, and this fic is almost entirely from Iruka-kun's POV. :D
Warnings: smut, yaoi, smut, exhibitionism, smut, foul language... and oh yeah, more smut [basically PWP - although plot is to come in the next chapters]
Disclaimer: I only own the rights to my stories, and my perverted brain's thoughts that make them happen, nothing else… Trust me, if I owned Naruto it would be filled with gratuitous amounts of smexing… especially KakaIru smexing… and maybe GenIru smexing… and some KakaYamaIru for sure… mmmm…*sigh*
Iruka's Sweet Sexy Revenge
This is not h-h-happening!… This is NOT h-happening. Iruka thought to himself as he felt the roaming hands slip under his shirt and begin exploring. chūnin vest previously discarded, laying in a haphazard heap in the middle of the teacher's classroom's floor.
Hands roam freely. Caressing and exploring the chūnin's chest. Lightly tracing ab lines and stopping every so often to playfully pinch a tender spot.
Where did he c-come from? W-why is he in MY classroom. How did h-
Thoughts cease as a wicked wicked mouth licks his neck. Whoa, He's licking my neck? Mmm that feels good, but why is HE licking my-my neck? HIM of all people? This c-cannot be h-happening. Okay Iruka. Get your shit together. Clearly you are dreaming or under a VERY realistic and pleasurable genjutsu… Iruka mentally debates the current situation. Okay analyze the situation. Is this a genjutsu? Iruka discreetly pinches his own thigh hard enough to feel a little blood trickle down his leg and thus to lift any possibly occurring genjutsu. Nope. Not a genjutsu…
"Ohhhhh" Iruka moans aloud, eliciting a smirk from his captor.
"Oh Kami!" - Iruka's inner analysis is interrupted as the wicked talented mouth latches onto a sweet spot on Iruka's neck.
Hands still roaming and rubbing the now shivering chūnin.
As the sucking and licking, assailant abandons his attack on Iruka's sweet spot. He kisses and nips across Iruka's throat. Stopping and latching his talented mouth on again when he finds a place that causes the teacher to shudder. The now blushing chūnin's mind races once again…
Why is Kakashi, THE Hatake Kakashi, sucking my neck? Not to mention touching me in general? Am I dreaming again?
That's it! I must be dreaming again…
Trying to get a grip on what is reality and what could very well be a wet dream, Iruka attempts to ask the still sucking, still hand roaming, wicked mouth jonin a question.
"K-Kakashi... Sensei... what... a-are... you... DOOOING" Iruka panted then moaned loudly, mentally cursing that wonderfully skilled -Gods he's amazing -for biting down sensually on another of his sweet spots during his attempt at a question. Eliciting another body shudder, an overly sweet sly voice replies softly in his ear, "Why my dear Iruka-kun I am sucking (*suck*) your (*suck*) delicious (*suck*) neck" (*suck*) Kakashi emphasizes the words with extra hard sucks while continuing to assault his mewling prey's sweet cinnamon neck.
Oh Kami that feels good, the brown haired chūnin thinks as he moans aloud.
Wait… how did he get into my classroom?
Now see, normally Umino Iruka plants wards and traps around his classroom. A LOT of wards and traps. Especially a lot of traps. Especially painful traps. Especially this late at night. Especially this late on a Thursday night when Genma-san, his so called friend, works the hidden leaf mission desk. And Iruka plants many, many, ESPECIALLY painful on every night that senbon wielding idiot is working late in the mission room AND knows the teacher has to stay late at the academy. Iruka mentally scowls, that fucking idiot, as he unfortunately vividly remembers, with detail of a Sharingan user, a little occurrence of approximately two weeks ago when said friend, Genma-san, had "freed" 40 chickens in his classroom -I'm gonna fucking throttle him. The senbon lover actually had the audacity to claim he was supporting animal rights and further explained the cinnamon colored sensei's classroom had been the easiest place for the relocation of the chicken coops -yes not coop but COOPS, plural -Iruka mentally scowls again. He "freed" 40. Fucking. Chickens. Damn that Genma. Iruka mentally curses, then adds an additional note: I still have to get that idiot back.
However, thoughts fade quickly as Kakashi licks and nips his way from the teachers neck, down his jaw line, and begins sucking and nibbling his lips.
"Mmm Kaka-sensei." Iruka audibly moans. Oh shit did I say that out loud?
"Maa, I do loveeee it when you call me sensei... Iruka-kun." The lazy jonin murmurs into the cinnamon colored chūnin's sweet neck.
As the licking, sucking, and soft biting escalates, Iruka arches back into the silver haired jonin's embrace, lolling his neck to the side, subconsciously giving his assaulter more area to attack... Dear Kami that feels good…
Without warning Iruka is slammed down onto something hard.
What the he- Wait! That's my desk, we are in my classroom! Kami I can get fired! Iruka minds frantically observes the hard surface he was just slammed down onto is his desk.
Purposefully distracted momentarily by the silver haired man's ravishing, Iruka realizes that the jonin's sinful roaming hands have now roamed south into his pants.
"W-w-wait, we are..."
Sentenced stopped short, Iruka gasps and arches back into a warm, muscular chest, thrusting himself further into Kakashi's hand as the skilled glove suddenly but softly grasps Iruka's near painfully hard cock. Squeezing it slightly. That. Feels. Amazing. Inner Iruka mentally moans.
Wh-Wh-What was I going to say?
Thoughts stop again as inner moans turn outward as the ex-ANBU tightens his gloved grasp and whispers sensually, "mmmm Iruka-kun, hard already?" adding another squeeze for emphasis and immediately begins teasingly slow, feather-like strokes on Iruka's huge, rock hard length.
Th-Think Iruka. Thi-
"Ka-Ka-Kakashiiiiii. Ahh, I... Ah. Ah..." Thought is lost again as the lazy jonin continues, still slowly and ever so lightly, stroking Iruka's now slowly leaking dick. "Maa Iruka-kun Kami you're big... I could cum just touching it, imagining your huge.. thick... hard... cock... pumping in and out of me..." the last words huskily whispered louder as the pale hand's strokes increase in pressure speed.
Iruka squeaks, his mind firing up.
H-he w-would let me t-top? B-but I've n-n-never… And I never th-thought HE would b-bottom...
Resuming his assault with increased intensity, Kakashi once again sucks Iruka's neck, snaking his free hand up slowly to pinch and tug a nipple, his other hand continuing pumping motions.
Oh my gods. Those gloves. Iruka thinks as his eyes roll back into his head.
Smirking into his victim's neck, the jonin faux innocently asks, "Now my sweet, beautiful, Iruka-kun, what was it you were trying to say?" as he begins pushing and rubbing his own now very hard cock into the delectably moaning cinnamon skinned chūnin's tight, muscular backside, continuing skillfully strokes. Kakashi smears Iruka's oozing pre-cum up and down the chūnin's length.
Iruka's mind hazily attempts to get a grip, Shit. Shit. Classroom. Need... leave...
"I-I, uhh, w-w-wondered if –AHH– you, uhh––Kamiii" Iruka screams as Kakashi suddenly swallows him whole, his large length sliding down the back of his throat. W-when did my pants get p-pushed down? Iruka hazily wonders as Kakashi began sucking, kissing, and licking the generous member. Kami, that mouth should be registered as a lethal weapon...
Kakashi continues tip to base; base to tip; and repeat back again.
Iruka groans.
Slowly using his gloved hands to guide Iruka's hips, Kakashi pushes and pulls the moaning chūnin's hips: back and forth, back and forth; in and out, in and out of the silver head jonin's hot, smirking, sucking, mouth cavern. The chuunin's moans increase in volume and his body trembles with pleasure.
Oh my gods I have to get a fucking grip. Iruka's mind frantically races, remembering his and the wicked mouth, skilled hand, lazy jonin's current location. Trying desperately not to moan or cum.
Up and down. In and out. Sinful. Hot. Wet. Wicked. Mouth.
And oh my gods those g-gloves. Iruka mentally moans as a gloved hand grasps his base.
After barely 2 minutes of the wonderful assault, Iruka's about to lose it. The heat starts to build... ''I-I'm not g-going to l-last l-long" -O-Oh K-Kami!- Eyes close, head rolls back, mouth opens, permitting pleasurably mewling to escape.
F-F-Feels, so, g-good.
"Oh my gods Kakashiii" Iruka moans, reflexively shoving his dick hard down the silver haired jonin's throat. However, realizing what he's done, Iruka quickly pulls back out as Kakashi's gagging noises reach his blushing ears. Hearing these sounds, Iruka's entire body takes on an even deeper crimson than before, realizing oh my gods. I just gagged him.
Iruka, you are such a freaking idiot..."Oh my gods K-k-Kakashi-san I'm s-sorry!" Iruka squeaks. Embarrassed, no MORTIFIED, by his lack of control.
Now he'll hate you and any chance you had with him will be gone. Great job baka!
"Maa Iruka-kun, I'm not." The lazy man replies, smiling wickedly. The jonin then stands up and starts to suck the cinnamon man's already bruised and overly sensitive neck. Causing the younger man to moan his name and his full cock to twitch.
Oh shit. I am going to cum everywhere if we don't get out of here fast. We c-can't stay here, the night janitor is due soon. I h-have got to say s-something...
"K-Kakashi-sensei " the mewling and pleasure shivering Iruka finally manages to gasp out in ragged moaning breaths. "W-W-Wait, p-please!"
"Hmmm?" Kakashi quirks, wrapping a gloved hand into luscious brown locks gently freeing the beautiful strands from the pony tail holder while nipping and kissing his way from Iruka's neck and down his jaw line. Causing Iruka's dick to twitch again. Twice.
Oh my gods that wicked, wicked mouth.
Regripping the now aching soaked cock, Kakashi kisses up the chunin's chest, stopping below mewling lips. He whispers teasingly, "Mmm Iruka-kun, I love it when you say my name like that..."
He briefly and lightly kisses Iruka's lips, tightening his grip and speeding pumps.
"All breathy. All needy…"
Shivers run down Iruka's spine.
"...you..." he kisses Iruka's now trembling lips hard.. "..love this." he adds in a whisper, sending Iruka into a string of wanton moaning, his back arching into the pale nin's hand. His balls tightening, nearing release.
Shit. Shit. SHIT. Im going to loose it. What can I do? What can I do?
As if hearing Iruka's inward cries, Kakashi suddenly stops his assault on the writhing chūnin.
Now's my chance. What do I say? I don't want this to end... I've dreamed of Kakashi too damn long to allow my overly fearful conscious and my damn needy body to end it now, but no matter how much I want to we can't do this here…Shit Iruka! Use your brain! Think..
Kami! That's it!
Inner Iruka fist pumps, doing a touch down dance, as outward Iruka flashes a huge, lecherous smile –one so intense it rivals the sex obsessed Toad Sage.
Thank you Genma-san for giving me the passion and drive, and thank you Kami for Kakashi-san's notorious pervertedness.
As the chūnin's smile widens, doe eyes watch a thousand and one thoughts race behind the jonin's eye. The silver head nin slowly inhales and takes a full step back away from the now manically smiling teacher.
Haha! He probably thinking I'm pissed and am going to kill him! Iruka inwardly muses as he chuckles out loud.
The copycat nin pales further, audibly gulps, taking two more long steps back.
Taking a step towards the now terrified man, the chūnin purrs, "Aw Kakashi-Sensei, don't be afraid! I have a wonderful idea." The words flowing like pure liquid lust towards the now suspicious jonin whose eyebrow automatically arches in response.
Suddenly Iruka closes the space between them. His mouth presses to a pale ear, whispering seductively, "Yes, 'Kashi-san, a wonderful idea. That you-", Iruka quickly darts his tongue over the silver lobe, "-my sweet- *lick* -sexxxy- *lick* -pervert- *lick*lick* -will love."
A small moan escapes from the ex ANBU.
"Maa, Iruka Sensei w-what is I-it?" Kakashi squeaks, slightly calmer but clearly still weary of the infamously hot tempered teacher.
The cinnamon man presses his hardness against Kakashi's slowly returning one. Rocking his hips, causing delicious friction, Iruka pulls another moan from the lazy sensei.
"I just thought you might want to help me with some, umm, let's say revenge."
"Revenge?" Kakashi gulps, immediately tensing again.
"Yes, revenge... Seeing as you, my sweet, sexy, horny pervert, clearly desire to continue our little romp," Iruka's hand sneaks below the older man's pants and caresses his hardening cock, squeezing it slightly for emphasis, "then why don't we indulge your perverted fantasies of doing me on a desk?"
A lazy eyebrow raises.
"Which is why I know you choose to approach me here…"
Another lazy eyebrow jumps to full attention, joining the first.
"...So..."
The chūnin playfully nips his new captor turned victim's neck.
"Why don't you transport us to the mission room so you can fuck me with an audience?"
Kakashi's mouth staggers.
Iruka, still nipping and kissing, nonchalantly adds: "Genma-san deserves some karma."
An audible gasp.
Come on Kakashi, don't fail me now.
Iruka smirks, turning his head to see the copy nin's usually smart mouth silent and gaping like a fish-Only he could be attractive like that, Inner Iruka points out.
Smiling sweetly Iruka adds, "Now, now Kakashi… Sensei… don't act shy now," quickly removing his hand from Kakashi's fully erect dick and beginning to unzip Kakashi's vest.
PLEASE Kakashi, just say yes!
Using one hand Iruka continues, discarding Kakashi's vest Iruka quickly removes his shirt.
Come on Kakashi…Iruka mentally begs, unbuckling the jonin's pants.
"I KNOW you want this."
And Kakashi snaps.
He snaps before the newly discarded pants hit the floor.
He snaps before Iruka finishes his last word.
Hatake Kakashi snaps back to reality in full swing with one purpose and one purpose only: To fuck the living HELL out of that wonderfully, delicious, surprisingly kinky, chocolate haired, cinnamon skinned chūnin.
Lips and tongues clash in heavy heated battle as Kakashi pins Iruka to his desk. Grinding their cocks hard against each other.
Both men moan.
Hands frantically entangle in hair.
Shivers race up and down both impassioned bodies.
Iruka, much to his dismay, is the first to break for air. Gasping frantically and mentally moaning -damn!-- Head tipping back, Iruka gasps as Kakashi slides one hand between his legs and inserts a finger into his hot hot hole while starting to pump him hard with the other. Gloves and all.
Yes, yes, yesssss!
"Oooh, Yes! D-Don't s-stop... More... MORE!"
Kakashi moans, tightens his grip, and inserts a second digit into the sweltering heat.
Glancing down brown eyes widen, taking in the silver man's size as his large member bobs up and down, in time with Kakashi's hand motions, Iruka has a moment of intense excitement mixed with a pinch of fear.
K-Kami. He's not just b-big. He's HUGE. Wayyyy bigger than me. So thick... Shit. I this could really hurt...
One or maybe both men moan.
Fuck it. I don't care if he rips me in two. I need him in me now.
Determination anew, Iruka pants, "K-Kakashi.. I.. I.. w-want you in me n-now. I d-don't care about the prepping... P-Please SENSEI..."-he begs, moaning loudly as a third digit snaked in, "t-transport us and f-fuck me... F-fuck me on Genma's desk. N-NOW!" The last part coming out more as an order than a request.
Apparently Kakashi got the point.
Lips suddenly move frantically all over the chūnin's mouth and neck. Hot tongue dashing here and there as if trying to drink the teacher up.
Iruka pants some more, "T-There is l-lube and a c-cock ring, Ahhhh, in the m-middle d-drawer of m-my desk. My DESKKK!" Iruka screams as the lazy jonin hits his prostate dead on.
Kakashi, now bent over the writhing, sweaty chūnin, kisses and stressed towards the desk. "Oh, my, gods, 'Ruka." fingers wriggle inside the still impossibly tight heat, "You are a naughty little kinky thing aren't you?" Pounding down on Iruka's prostrate again hard, this time with all three fingers.
"YESSSS! I am!..." -fuck it, I don't care how desperate I sound. I NEED him.- "Pleaseeeeeee Kaka-Sensei. P-Please."
Kakashi dick spurts at the wanton moaning of his name and the now shivering jonin immediately inwardly declares: Who am I to deny this beautiful man's wishes?
"Where at?"
"M-m-middle drawer."
Climbing over Iruka, he takes the shortest route possibly -hey, hey! He isn't described as lazy for nothing!- Kakashi frantically slings open the middle drawer and digs. Doing so positions his bobbing member in front of Iruka's face. Smiling Iruka props up off his back up onto his elbows and takes Kakashi's cock into his mouth.
Kakashi moans loudly. Really loudly.
However, to Iruka's disappointment, the copy nin quickly summons all the restraint and control his years as an ANBU taught him, jerking his hips up, pulling most of his generous length of out the teacher's mouth.
Playfully chastising the confused teacher, Kakashi replies, "Iruka, I will NEVER find this shit and we shall NEVER make it to the mission room if you continue to lay there and suck my dick like a lollipop."
Iruka whines. His mouth visibly pouting around Kakashi dick, which rests partially in his mouth.
With a happy upside down u shaped eye, Kakashi laughs aloud peering down his chest at the younger man. "Now that is, by far, the sexiest pout, I have ever seen."
Removing Kakashi's dick from his mouth with a pop, and a smirk, Iruka laughs as well and begins rubbing his hands over the jonin hard hot body.
"Fine. Back left"
bingo! - "Got it."
Grabbing the bottle, Kakashi scoots down the chūnin's body, kissing and licking all the way, continuing until he stands beside the desk. Taking Iruka's cock back into his mouth, Kakashi restarts his wet assault.
Gods this man is going to kill me.
Kakashi pulls the teacher's muscular ass to the very edge of the desk. Hooking the chūnin's knees over his shoulders, the lazy jonin quickly pours a gracious amount of lube –mmm, smells like strawberries– into his palm and starts lazily stroking himself.
"Let me do that for you... Sensei." Iruka lustfully purrs
Oh gods that voice, Kakashi thinks as he moans aloud.
The jonin immediately quits his stroking and begins kissing, biting, and sucking every inch of the chūnin he can get to.
Not wanting to hurt him, Kakashi, now panting, sticks three fingers into Iruka's mouth. "Suck" he orders slyly. After the chunnin thoroughly slicks the pale digits, the jonin slides three lube coated fingers back into the cinnamon teacher's tight heat. Immediately finding his prostrate, having memorized its location before, Kakashi quickly reduces the chūnin to another writhing and moaning mess.
After a couple minutes, Kakashi notices Iruka's is now rocking down onto his fingers, fucking himself on them. Kakashi smirks feeling Iruka's muscles tighten against his body and quickly slides the cock ring down over the large, now rapidly weeping cock.
"Kakashiiii" Iruka half moans half whines.
Chuckling the jonin smoothly replies, "Now now my sweet sexy chūnin, we can't have you cumming now and killing our chance to extract wonderful, luscious revenge on our dear, dear friend Genma-san now can we?"
Iruka can only "Hn" like Sasuke in response.
With that Kakashi slowly lines his massive member up to Iruka's sweet hole and then, without warning, in one, quick, hard thrust fully engulfs himself in the sinfully tight wet heat.
"KKKAA-" Iruka starts...
Hands sign flash.
The room spins, darkens, and disappears..
They appear, Iruka's arms and head thrown out, mid screaming moan.
Papers fly.
Ink is splatters.
They land with a thud right on top of Genma's desk...
"-KKAASSHHIIIII!" Iruka finishes his pleasure driven scream as loud as his teacher's lungs allow, uninterrupted in the mere milliseconds it takes the jonin to transport them from classroom to mission room.
A senbon hits the ground.
"OH MY K-K- KAMI KAKASHIIII!" Iruka screams again, body wildly arching up, wrapping the jonin in a back breaking embrace, as the Kakashi begins pounding into him at a hard ruthless pace.
"They don't call me a god for nothing," Kakashi coolly replies, grunting and winking at Genma who is stuck dumbfounded in shock in his chair a mere couple feet to their left.
Bringing his attention back to his sexy moaning chūnin, Kakashi pounds even harder than before into Iruka, eliciting more moans, adding chakra and relentlessly nailing his lover's prostrate with every. fucking. single. thrust.
Oh my fucking Gods.
Hearing two gasps and the unmistakable sound of a body hitting the floor, but never slowing, the copy nin quickly glances over his rear towards the mission office door where Kotetsu is frozen in the door way, mouth comically drooping to his chin, beside a very pale, very passed out Izumo, whom is laying face up on the tile floor, mouth open, legs spread eagle with papers floating and coasting through the air onto the ground beside him.
Laughing, Kakashi turns back, picks up speed, and begins softly grunting Iruka's name.
Meanwhile Iruka has been reduced to nearly inaudible screaming of rotation of Kakashi, Kami, and fuck, essentially nonstop; Eyes rolled completely back, head and neck arched, in pure sexual pleasure, fingers digging into the jonin's naked, muscular, sweat covered back. The chūnin pants, "Kakashi... Kakashi..." Volume increasing with each moan filled utterance of his lover's name.
Feeling the heat start to build in his groin, Kakashi inwardly cusses himself, wishing this Icha-Icha worthy experience to never end. However, seeing his thrusting becoming increasingly sporadic and Iruka's moans starting to sound borderline pain filled, Kakashi kisses the cinnamon chūnin hard and deep on the lips and in one swift fluid movement wrenches the cock ring off the pulsing dick, throwing it at Genma, and effectively flips Iruka and himself over. Resulting with the sweet, sexy moaning chūnin on top of him, tottering on the edge of release as he gives one last super thrust simultaneously grabbing Iruka hips, slamming the sexy chūnin down onto his dick with all his might.
Iruka cums first. And hard. Screaming Kakashi name in a huge body wracking silent moan. The sticky, warm liquid sprays onto Kakashi, himself, and Genma - who still remains next to the lovers unmotionless. Hazily Iruka briefly wonders if the senbon lover is breathing before moaning aloud one final time as the silver haired jonin gives a few weak last thrusts as he cums almost instantly after Iruka, filling the sweaty, panting teacher with his hot sticky essence.
Oh. my. G-G- Iruka falls onto Kakashi chest and passes out.
The lazy one responds by snuggling his head into irukas chocolate hair and embracing the younger man possessively.
Looking though the soft chocolate locks, over Iruka's shoulder, Kakashi turns his head towards Genma one last time and smiles wickedly from ear to ear. "Maaa Genma-kun, sorry, I guess we got lost on the road of life... Well.. see ya later!" as he makes the necessary hand signs to transport and poof his sweet sexy chūnin and himself away.
End Notes: Domo arigato for reading my first fanfic! Hope ya'll liked it. Review and let me know what you think!