Scott Pilgrim vs A New Challenger?:
A Scott Pilgrim Fanfic
By
Andre Ratchford
Disclaimer: I am not the creator of Scott Pilgrim nor do I own any part in its production and/or distribution. Scott Pilgrim is the sole property of Bryan Lee O'Malley. I'm am merely a fan of the series, and would just like to make my own story. Thank you, and enjoy.
Chapter 1:
Here Comes A New Challenger
Just a couple months after the battle with Gideon Graves, Scott Pilgrim is seen walking holding the hand of the girl he fought so hard for, Ramona Flowers. Her outfit was comprised of a navy blue winter jacket, a navy blue shirt, dark blue jeans, and grayish blue boots. This along with her newly dyed dark blue hair. That's a lot of blue.
Scott Pilgrim
Age: 24
Rating: Awesome
Status: Awesome
Smile: Awesome
Ramona Flowers
Age: Also 24
Rating: Still a bit Mysterious
Status: Happy
Scott was wearing a new jacket, a tan one, which he added his own "X" symbol to, a white shirt, blue jeans, and brown boots. Ramona just smiled at her lovable dork. Scott oblivious to the rock in front of him because he was staring up at the sky, tripped and fell face first onto the pavement.
Ramona: (holding back laughter) Are you okay Scott?
Scott: (whining it out while looking up at Ramona) Nooooooo...
Scott's eyes were tearing up, and he looked like a sad puppy about to cry. Then he looked at...me?
Scoot: Yes, I'm looking at you, you wrote it so that I would look like a dork while I'm trying to be cool and...
Me: Look Scott, I'm just having fun, you're a fun guy right, and everyone knows that you're not very coordinated, so just enjoy the fact that you've probably made someone's day by falling flat on your face. Sheesh man.
Scott: But I've read some of the stories you wrote, why do you make all of those characters cool and then turn me into mouth-o-brick?
Me: It's your character Scott, I'm not breaking your original character mold, ask someone else to do it.
Scott: (mumbles) Frickin' Jerk...
Ramona: Let's just continue our date, and have a good time.
Me: I don't think that's going to work...
Ramona: Why is that?
Me: You'll see in 3...2...1...
?: Are you...Scott Pilgrim?
Scott turns and faces...me again, but not me, me, this me is me from a story I wrote called Bloodstorm: The Potential Within. Though, not was young as that version of me, but you get me right? Andre is wearing a black long sleeve shirt, a white short sleeve jacket with the number "35" on the back, black pants, and tan boots. He is also wearing the two key necklace his mother gave to him and his trademark black fingerless gloves with the spiraling flames on the back.
Scott: Huh? This is confusing and weird. How are you writing the story but also going to be standing right here in front of me?
Me: It's the way things worked out okay...man.
Scott: (squinting) And what was you're name again? Andore Ratfloor?
Andre: (rubbing face) Andre Ratchford...it's in right below the title of the story.
Scott: To get technical, right below the Title is "A Scott Pilgrim Fanfic".
Andre: Look dimwit, you know what I meant and where I was talking about, don't make me hurt you right now.
Scott: (confused) Hurt me right now? You're here to hurt me?
Andre: Well, in a sense I guess. I came here to fight you.
Scott: (looks at Ramona with a questioning expression) Is he...?
Ramona: NO! I've never met the guy before, why the hell would you...? Never mind that, but the answer is no.
Andre: Dude, I'm not an evil ex. I've read the books though. You had some really nice fights, which is why I'm here.
Scott: So, you're here to fight me, but you're not an evil ex?
Andre: I thought I had made it as simple as I could. Look, I like to fight tough people, you've proven yourself to be tough, and I just want to have a friendly little match.
Scott: Okay?
Andre: I'm not here to try and kill you Scott. I just want to test my fighting skills against yours.
Scott: Oh...
Andre: You still don't know what I mean do you?
Scott: Not a clue.
Andre: Why did I even bother? Look! (Pulls a copy of Bloodstorm: The Potential Within out of his back pocket and tosses it to Scott) Read the first chapter of that and then get back to me. I'm heading off, but you'll find me soon enough anyway.
Scott: Hey, wait one minute!
Andre: What?
Scott: Your little Introductory Card never showed.
Andre: Oh yeah, that's right. The fans deserve to know.
Me: Alright, one second.
Andre: What do you mean "one second"? Just put it up.
Andre Ratchford
Age: 23 (24 for in a few weeks)
Rating: Flaming Hero
Status: Infinitely Frustrated with Scott Pilgrim
Fun Fact: He is a fan of the Scott Pilgrim books and movie.
Andre: (scratching head) Why did you have to put that?
Me: Hey, I'm only telling the truth.
Scott: One more thing...
Me: What now?
Scott: Well if you expect me to fight him, I need a copy of his move list.
Andre: Seriously, this can't wait...
Scott: Nope.
Andre: Fine.
Andre pulls a list of his fighting techniques from his pocket and throws it at Scott, hitting him in the face. Just as Scott gets the paper off of his face, he sees that Andre is gone.
Scott: Ramona, did you see where he went?
Ramona: Nope, I was too busy laughing at you. Let's go get Wallace, he's gonna wanna here about this.
Ramona's cell phone rings just then, and it is, none other than Wallace Wells. The Queen of all Gossiping Queens.
Ramona: I was just about to...oh, okay. Scott, he wants to talk to you.
Scott: (takes phone from Ramona) Hey Wallace, you won't believe...how do you already know? Man, and I thought I would have something to tell you. You jerk. What? NO! Why would I think that? Wallace you're grossing me out now, so I'm gonna hang up. Bye. (Scott closes the phone and hands it back to Ramona)
Ramona: What was that about?
Scott: I guess that guy, what was his name?
Ramona: (looking at Scott for being stupid) Andre.
Scott: Yeah, Andre. He came across Wallace first and asked if he knew where I was. Then he started going on about how delicious his brown skin looked and started fantasizing out loud about how big his...
Ramona: I think I got it.
Scott: He was about to start going into graphic detail about what he wanted to do with him, and that is when I hung up.
Ramona: I guess that's unfortunate for Wallace.
Scott: How do you know?
Ramona: He's not gay.
Scott: And how would you know that?
Ramona: He had a wedding ring on.
Scott: So, there are plenty of gay married couples in Canada.
Ramona: Oh, really?
Scott: I think so. It's not like people aren't open about that stuff around here.
Ramona: Well, I guess I'm still thinking about being back in America where most of the country is still against same sex marriage. Politically speaking. But either way, I don't think he's gay.
Scott: I really don't care, let's just go so I can read this stu...
Me: DON'T YOU CALL THAT STORY STUPID!
Scott: (gulping) st...st..story and train...(smile)
Ramona: Are you trying to make the guy writing our dialogue and actions mad?
Scott: No, because he is writing this sentence right now, and I don't want to have anymore "accidents".
Scott and Ramona head back to their apartment, good thing Andre showed up after their date was pretty much over. Ramona decides to go get some sleep. Scott starts reading Bloodstorm: The Potential Within and then starts thinking up some questions. He writes them down to ask later, and then looks over Andre's move list. Scott sees this.
Key: L = Left, R = Right, U = Up, D = Down, P = Punch, K = Kick, F = forward, B = Back
Move List: (All moves shown from facing right position)
Special:
High Flip:
Motion – F, D, DF + LK & RK
Skull Smash:
Motion – High Flip + RK
Missle Kick:
Motion – Skull Smash + LK & RK
Crimson Haymaker:
Motion – F, D, DF + RP
Shoulder Rush:
Motion – F, D, DF + LP
Blaze Counter 1:
Motion – D, DB, B + LP
Blaze Counter 2:
Motion – D, DB, D + RP
Triple Lift Step 1:
Motion – D, DF, F + RK
Triple Lift Step 2:
Motion – Triple Lift Step 1 + LK
Triple Lift Step 3:
Motion – Triple Lift Step 2 + RK
Burning Crush:
Motion – F, D, DF + RK
Half Moon Flip:
Motion – D, DB, B + LK & RK
Springboard Kick:
Motion – Springboard Kick + LK & RK
Burning Dive:
Motion – (in air) D, DF, F + RK
Blaze Combination 1 Step 1 (Flame Hook Punch):
Motion – D, DF, F + LP
B.C. 1 Step 2a (Flame Hard Elbow):
Motion – B.C. Step 1 + D, DB, B + RP
B.C. 1 Step 2b (Flame Uppercut):
Motion – B.C. Step 1 + D, DF, F + RP
B.C. 1 Step 3a (Flame Haymaker):
Motion – B.C. Step 2a + D, DF, F + RP [Finisher]
B.C. 1 Step 3b (Flame Step Knee):
Motion – B.C. Step 2b + D, DF, F + RK
B.C. 1 Step 4 (Flame Haymaker):
Motion – B.C. Step 3b + RP [Finisher]
Blaze Combination 2 Step 1 (Flame Straight Punch):
Motion – D, DF, F + RP
B.C. 2 Step 2 (Flame Cross Punch):
Motion – B.C. 2 Step 1 + F + LP
B.C. 2 Step 3 (Flame Gut Punch):
Motion – B.C. 2 Step 2 + B + LP
B.C. 2 Step 4 (Flame Hard Uppercut):
Motion – B.C. 2 Step 3 + RP [Finisher]
(all Blaze Combination attacks can be cancelled into Blaze Counter 3 before "Finisher")
Favorite:
Crimson Wave:
Motion – D, DF, F + LP & RP
Crimson Triple Wave:
Motion – B, DB, D, DF, F + LP & RP
Shotgun:
Motion – F, D, DF + LP & RP
Blaze Counter 3:
Motion – D, DB, B + LP & RP
Side Flame Kick:
Motion – B, DB, D, DF, F + RK
Side Flame Feint:
Motion – B, DB, D, DF, F + LK & RK
Power:
Crimson Eruption:
Motion – D, DB, B, DB, D, DF, F + LP & RP
Blaze Combination 3:
Motion – D, DF, F, D, DF, F + LP & RP
Burning Cyclone:
Motion – D, DB, B, D, DB, B + LP & RP
(tap P rapidly to end with Shotgun or tap K rapidly to end with Flame Side Kick)
Kurohyou Kyouran (Panther Fury):
Motion – D, DF, F, DF, D, DB, B + LP & RP
Minor Moves:
Step Straight Punch:
Motion – F + RP
Step Reverse Roundhouse:
Motion – F + RK
Step Knee:
Motion – F + LK
Step Hard Elbow:
Motion – F + LP
Grabs:
German Suplex: LP + LK Behind
Sleeper Hold: RP + RK Behind
DDT: RP + RK Front
Knee Strikes: LP + LK Front
Scott: Okay, that's a lot of stuff, but um, why is it written like it's for a game?
Me: Because Scott, I plan on turning the story into a game.
Scott: But he only did a couple of those moves in the first chapter.
Me: He does more of them later on Scott, plus all of those moves aren't from the first story.
Scott: First story?
Me: Look, stop talking to me, if you want to know more, ask Andre later.
Scott: But you're Andre, you can tell me.
Me: I'm writing the damn story Scott, leave me alone.
Scott: Fine.
Me: This chapter is over, sorry folks, I've got some stuff to explain to Scott.
So, I've finished the first chapter. I'm unfortunately, not very good with comedy, as you can see in the jokes, but I hope to make them better as the story goes along. I plan on making it a few chapters long, at least 5, maybe more, depends on what ideas hit me at the time. Hopefully Scott won't be bugging me for more info, at least not the me writing the story. Anyhow, please review and let me know what you thought, and yes, this will be an action story, the first chapter just doesn't have any action yet.
