Yami no Matsuei LiveJournals Chapter 1, a yami no matsuei fanfic

I don't own Yami no Matsuei. It's a great manga, though. Read it. Reeead iiiit.

-The Count- Aka Hokushoku, aka, TsuzukiIsMine4v4r

Post One: Was bored. Woke up early. Convinced Watson to take care of the garden while strode around admiring all I had accomplished. Felt nostalgic, wrote a poem about a flower. Don't remember which one. Later received a rare treat: Tsuzuki showed up! Molested his face with my gloves. Think he liked it. Reminded him of his debt to me. 3 Was forced to give into his request to keep some chick alive longer. Who can resist those eyes? -drool.-

Current Mood: Cheery!

Comments: No wonder my face felt weird after I left...I need to wash it. Repeatedly now. And what the hell is up with your name!

-Tsuzuki

Reply: Tsuzuki! 3 Come to me! 3

-The Count, aka Hokushoku, aka, TsuzukiIsMine4ev4r.

Reply: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

-Tsuzuki

Post Two: Went to Tournament between departments today. Archery competition, yayyyy!1!1! Took Watson with me for help with special effects, such as flowers, sparkles, and extra sunlight. Reminded Tsuzuki of his debt if he lost. Admired Terazuma's butt. Hisoka's hair looked shiny today. Avoided Harpy Girls. They're meanies. Told Tsuzuki to come into my arms. Can't remember whether or not was turned down. Many special affects. Department won. Was sad.

Current Mood: Disappointed. :(

Comments: YOU ARE BY FAR THE WORST PERVERT IN EXISTENCE. If you ever so much as lookit me the wrong way again, Count, I...I'll...PAIN! You'll be in LOTS AND LOTS OF PAIN.

-Terazuma aka IDon'tNeedNoStupidNickname

Reply: Ahhh, Terazuma. 3 You're so sexxi when you're angry.

-the Count, aka, Hokushoku, aka TsuzukiIsMine4ev4r

CommenntsoMIgod Count l34v3 Tsuzuki al0n3! he's way hottier than you and you sux. Go back to the 0pera, phantom!

-Sn00pD0g7luver

Reply: ...is this supposed to...wait...do they want me to leave my Tsuzuki alone? OH NO! MY TSUZUKI HAS ANOTHER STALKER! wahhhh!

-the Count, aka, Hokushoku, aka, TsuzukiIsMine4ev4r

Post Three: Had a cherry-blossom viewing party! Hugged Tsuzuki. Was filled with great amounts of joy. Reminded Tsuzuki of his debt. Offered to show Tsuzuki's pretty new partner the grounds. 'Soka-Smoka has a nice face. Nicknamed him Cuddlemuffin in head. Flounced around like a king. Put up with that ass Tatsumi. Admired Watari's yellowy hair. Made Watson serve tea. Accidentally left the library ajar. Tatsumi scared Tsuzuki off. Was tempted to smite Tatsumi. Tsuzuki wound up in the library and got sucked into a book. Was able to slip away and read the events. Enjoyed every minute of story about ME and MY LOVE! Was disappointed when Tatsumi forced Watari to pull Tsuzuki out. ...Tatsumi is a butthead.

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Current Mood: Moody is as Moody does.

Comments: You owe the Ministry of Hades 2, 462 yen exactly. This cannot and will not be paid in untracable bills, checks, coins, or credit. We expect the payments by the end of the month and thank you for your coorporation. (You sick, twisted pervert.)