Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark violation is intended.

Added note/disclaimer: I know I usually use real quotes. But this story is a bit … strange. So, I'm not really using quotes, but I might. So, if you find something, let me know.

A/N: I'm putting this under Harry and Draco since they began everything. But really the main characters are: Luna, Harry, Draco, and other characters… almost all of them.

Additional Notes/Warning Labels:

1. Ignoring HBP

2. SLASH! both male/male slash and femslash

3. Everyone's gone insane. MAJOR OOC

4. I'm American! Excuse my Americanisms!

5. I plead insanity.

9. General insanity commences

7. Very random and strange pairings

8. A slight scene in which two confused characters come in.

9. Picture this scene:

We're in a courthouse and the Judge says, "Keir, you are accused of the murder of logic and common sense! How do you plead?" I, Keir the evil genius, say, "I plead insanity!" Behind me, my muse cries out, "She's crazy Your Honor! She's crazy!" I look at her and say, "It was your idea." Arwen, my muse, looks horrified. "Me? Never!" she pauses for a second to think about it. "I'm gonna tell Mom!" And the Judge looks thoughtful and nods. "Yes. I can see you are both insane."

"I thought that if that ever happened the universe as we know it would cease to exist. I mean, for one thing, it would mean logic has lost all meaning…"

I

In Which Ginny Kisses Goyle…

Dear Reader:

I don't know you and (hopefully) you don't me. Enclosed in this letter you will find the manuscript of the story of how the world insane. The story of how Voldemort was defeated and found out he had son, how the Death Eaters began to spread the peace, a Weasley married a crab, how Hogwarts became a house for the unaware they're insane, how a ghost had baby with a painting, how I became a self-proclaimed lunatic, and how Dobby married Mrs. Norris among other things.

Of course, I don't know most of the story since it all made sense to me when I was living it, but Luna reassures me that we were all insane… that is to say, everyone but Luna was insane.

It began simply, or so I assume. Luna never really said anything about how it began. Of course, this is not my story … this is the story of two boys who caused the world to go insane. Although, seeing as the two boys who began this whole thing are... Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter, it's not surprising everything went insane…

xxx

"Ouch! That hurt, Harry!"

"Sorry, it's dark in here."

"Duh, we're in a closet!"

"Well, it wasn't my idea – this was yours! Damn, I think I ripped a button."

"Oh, hurry up, Harry! Just shut up and kiss me."

"God, Draco, you're so…mmmh…"

"Hot? I'm so hot, aren't I?"

"Dammit – who made these robes? I can't get the buttons undone!"

"Uhmm… I think it was Madam Malkin."

"Draco, just shut up."

There was a moment of silence. Then –

"Harry, love, my robes don't have buttons. Are you sure you have buttons?"

"Draco, shut up!"

"I would if you kissed me."

"I thinks Masters Draco and Harry Potter is happier kissing?"

"ACK!"

"DOBBY!"

The two boys who were in the closet, jumped out, startled and horrified.

"Bloody hell," said Ron Weasley, staring at the two of them, along with everyone else running to their classes. (They had stopped for the moment to stare at them).

xxx

God was sitting in his throne in heaven when he noticed something odd. Someone, it seemed, had turned off the air-conditioning and now… it was… hot.

He hollered, "Michael, bring me a damned phone!" He wanted to say 'goddamned' phone, but as he was God, he couldn't say such a thing. Nonetheless, soon he had a phone.

"What was the… ah, six… six…six..." The phone rang.

"Hello?"

"Hello, Lucifer. How are you?"

"All right. What's going on? Someone turned off the heater. I shall boil them in broth when I find them."

"Interesting."

"What?"

"Someone turned off the air-conditioning here. I believe something has happened…"

"Oh, no," Lucifer exclaimed, "hell has frozen over!"

"And dear me, it appears heaven is on fire."

It was official, the universe had gone mad.

xxx

Luna Lovegood was watching the newly out-of-the-closet couple creating a nauseating scene. Draco Malfoy was sitting in Harry Potter's lap, kissing him deeply. Occasionally they would break off and eat a little, before kissing again. She watched them, thinking they seemed sweet and wondering how they could breathe….

The irony, she thought, is delicious. Harry Potter, the savior of the wizarding world and Draco Malfoy, the son of one of the higher up Death Eaters…

She finished her dinner and walked out the Great Hall.

"They came out of the closet – just in time for dinner, did you know?" she heard a girl asking her friend.

Luna smiled, wanting to shake her head. She almost ran into Draco on the way to her common room. He looked like he was floating rather than walking. She quickly checked his feet. Nope, still touching the floor.

"Hey, Luna," he said smiling widely. The smile should have looked silly, but on him, it changed him completely…

"Hey, Draco," she said lightly. "I saw you and Harry together. You seemed happy."

"Oh, I am," I overheard Draco agree. "You know, I used to think it'd be impossible – me and Harry, that is. I mean, if somebody had told me a year ago, I'd be dating Harry Potter, I would've suggested they go to Madam Pomfrey to get a reality check. I mean, come on – Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter? I thought that if that ever happened, the universe as we know it would cease to exist." Luna nodded biting her tongue so she did not say what she wanted – that the universe as they'd known it had ceased to exist since Harry and Draco were no longer enemies.

"I mean," Draco continued, "for one thing, it would mean logic has lost all meaning…"

Luna nodded, thinking that might be true.

Later, Luna told me that it was those fateful words that caused everything to change. But I stand by the belief everything went insane the moment Harry and Draco jumped out of the closet. I mean, heaven did burst into flames and hell did freeze over at that precise moment…

Luna, however, disagrees. She insists it was Draco's words that tempted fate.

xxx

Luna's night was all right. She did not suffer any strange occurrences. In fact, she assumed everything was quite all right. Aside from Harry and Draco, that was. Her sharp eyes caught Draco's limp and his wince when he sat down. She smiled.

They've shagged, she thought to herself.

Nothing seemed different at all until…

"Gregory!" Ginny shrieked and she hurled across the Hall to the boy everyone knew as Goyle. He looked at her with a loving expression on his dull face.

"Oh, Greg!" Ginny said loudly, like a heroine in a cheap romance novel. She threw her arms around his neck and kissed him deeply.

Luna blinked.

It was just a glitch in the world's logic, wasn't it? Yes… that was it. It was only a glitch… nothing more. Everything would be just fine…

xxx

In purgatory, God and Lucifer met to watch the universe.

"Hmm…" Lucifer said. "What have they done? They're defying our logic!"
"Interesting," God said.

"Is that all you can say! INTERESTING!" Lucifer shouted, "IT'S A BLOODY DISASTER! THIS IS NOT INTERESTING – IT'S – IT'S AN ANOMALY!"

"Lucy, dear, calm yourself," God said. "Really. It's nothing to worry about. I mean, Voldemort and Dumbledore haven't started dating yet."

"Yet!" Lucifer hollered. "WHAT DO MEAN YOU 'YET!'"

"I didn't say yet… did I? Well, I meant, they won't start dating ever. If so… well, I suppose we must consider our existence disproved."

"Damn," Lucifer muttered. "I get the feeling that those words are going to come back and haunt us to bite us in the ass…"

A/N: All right, as you can see, I didn't put a source for the chapter quote. I think you can guess why. So, I'm putting this chapter up just because I want to see the reaction. I won't be updating this until it's finished and edited. So… Just so you know… I may delete it before I update…depending on the reaction (if you think it's funny, a simple "lol" will suffice in a review) but it will be back and edited and finished! Obviously, it's a parody.

Citation/Disclaimer(s)/Reference:

1. None that I know of for sure.

P.S: Feel free to guess who the narrator is! And yes, I'm doing humor again. I didn't think I would, but go figure.

And yes, there's a reason why it's under the Harry and Draco pairing. Remember, this is an experiment! It's the story I'm currently working on with Arwen (she's my muse, sister, and beta). I hope to have it finished by our birthday.