This idea hit me when I was in social club and had nothing else to do. (I also couldn't remember where I had last left off on 666, my other story for those of you that don't know.)

Disclaimer: I cant think of anything witty so I just dont own them.

My Dobe

Naruto couldn't wait for that evening. Sasuke, his lover, was coming home from a six month long mission. The only problem was that he wanted to do something special for when Sasuke got back, but he hadn't had any good ideas at all.

Then he grinned as he ran out of the door. 'I think I have the perfect idea!'

Sasuke was walking home from his mission. He was supposed to report tot eh Hokages office with the mission report he wrote up the night before but that could wait. He just wanted to see Naruto again.

In his opinion six moths away from his blonde lover was six months to many.

When he got in the door he noticed something was amiss. Naruto was nowhere to be seen; even when he called that he was home.

'Where is that dobe? Normally when I come home from a long mission he practically tackles me in the doorway.' He thought as he walked into the kitchen.

He was about to walk into he living room when he noticed a trail of white confetti trailing up the stairs. When he got to the top of the stairs he then noticed it led into the bedroom. 'What is that dobe up to this time?' he thought as he opined the door.

Then he noticed Naruto was laying there, legs spread, on the bed in Sasuke's tight leather pants. His bangs were covering his face so Sasuke couldn't see his face.

When Naruto looked up Sasuke noticed the feral grin Naruto was giving him. "See something you like?" Naruto asked almost innocently.

… Then Sasuke pounced.

After a while they were sitting in bed, sweaty and sticky, feeling better then they had in the past six months. Then Sasuke looked up and said, "This was all just an intracite plan to get laid, wasn't it?"

"Yep." Naruto replied happily.

"Then you are such a dobe." Sasuke said smugly.

"WHY! It worked, didn't it?" Naruto all but screamed indignantly.

"Yes it worked, I'm not going to say it didn't, but all you had to do was ask."

At this Naruto huffed.

The last thing both of them remembered before they drifted off to dreamland was Sasuke kissing Naruto's nose and saying, "You may be a dobe, but you're my dobe."

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