Mokémon Hiper Ultra Advanced
The Search of the Mokémon Master
A/N: I own nothing. Plz, don't misunderstand me, I love this animé. In this parody, I'll change the names of the characters by others... I know ya'll be capable of catch 'em all ;-)
Read, enjoy and review, please
Narrator: Another new day, and Our Hero, Dastar Ketchup... and... the rest of his friends, ya know, those secondary characters, they can be killed and nobody will notice it. Well, I said Dastar Ketchup woke up in the middle of the Emerald Forest, ready to continue with his journey.
Dastar: Zzzzzzzzzzzz... -.-... /from the deepest place of his sleeping bag/
Narrator: Oh, shit, not again! Get up!
Dastar: Zzzzzzzzzz... /rubbing his ass/
Narrator: Crap...
Drool: Zzzzzzz... oh, CloneGal Nurse... CloneGal Cop... I love you both... zzzzzzzz... girls, don't fight for me... there are enough Drool for you and you... zzzzzz...
Pakichu: Paki... -.-
Nerx: Let... me zzzzzzzzzee... -.-... Name: Wowwowbeth... Type: Blue, Jelly Thing... Special attack: Stay in front of the camera, saying his name and irritating the spectators...
Narrator: You know, I am tired of seeing you all sleeping and drooling... Could you get up so we can start with this freaking episode? All right... Fuck you all/footsteps and the sound of a slammed door can be heard/
/ Three hours later/
May: Breakfast is ready!
Drool: Great! -.-
May: Hey you! Are you awake? Because your eyes are still closed...
Drool: You have to do that joke every damn day? -.-
Dastar/packing everything/ I am ready to go, and you Pakichu?
Pakichu: Pakipakichuchuchukipa!
Nerx: What did it say?
Dastar: He said: "Yes!"
Nerx: Oh...
Pakichu: Chu!
Nerx: Dastar, what did your yellow monster say?
Dastar: He said: "Let's better hurry, the adventure is waiting for us. Do your best today, my friend"
Nerx: Woah! You really understand Mokémish!
Dastar: That's why I am the best Mokémon Master you ever met
Nerx: How did you learn this language?
Dastar: One day, I visited Dr. Pine...
Dastar: Hey, Doc!
Dr. Pine: Da... Dastar! I didn't expect you... /tries to hide a plant/
Dastar: What is this/takes the plant, as the damn curious he is/
Dr. Pine: I... /sweating like hell/ don't... remember...
Dastar: Let's ask CloneGal Cop, she'll tell us
Dr. Pine: DON'T! I... remember! It's the... ermm... MokéMagic MokéPlant... yeah... if you burn its leafs and inhale the smoke, you can understand a lot of languages...
Dastar: Even Mokémish?
Dr. Pine: Yeah, sometimes...
Dastar: Cool!
Dr. Pine: Gimme it back, children can't stand its magic...
Dastar: Wait a minute... this is marihuana, isn't it? CloneGal Cop will love to hear about this
Dr. Pine: NOOOO! Please, I don't wanna go to the prison again! This is the Magic MokéPlant, I swear
Dastar: Isn't it the MokéMagic MokéPlant?
Dr. Pine: Yeah, that shit. Take it, and don't comment this to anyone, especially to CloneGal Cop
Dastar: Why? Because it is really marihuana and you are trying to fool me?
Dr. Pine: Noooooooo... /suspicious look/ Because using this plant will be an advantage for you. You can be the only MokéTrainer who understands his Mokémon... if... you keep the secret
Dastar: That's why. Shit, I forgot I shouldn't tell you. Could you forget everything I said?
Nerx: No
Dastar: I knew I can count on ya... myyyyyy... friend... friends to be friendssssssssssss... /dancing... umm... let's say: "dancing"/
/Behind the bushes/
Willy: Look at them...
Wonka: Unaware of our plan
Willy: We, the Team Failure , will catch Dastar's Pakichu and use it to conquer the world!
Meow Meow: That's right!
Wowwowbeth: Wowo!
Wonka: Wowwowbeth, stupid piece of jelly, get outta my way!
Meow Meow: Hey guys, why don't we try to use another Pakichu instead Dastar's one? Those morons won't try to stop us...
Willy: Again with your idiotic ideas? Shit, what do you have inside your head?
Wonka: Let's go!
Will the Team Failure catch Pakichu? Will Drool open his eyes? Doesn't "Willy Wonka" sound better than "Jesse James"? Who's more adict? Dastar or 2-D ( the "singer" of Gorillaz)?
Answers? In the next chap!