Chapter 1: Let's play a game
Final destination:
Master Hand brooded over the plan. He knew it by heart, but after the
Smash Bros. had stopped his every move, he was nervous that they
would stop this one. "Where is that bumbling idiot, Crazy Hand?"
Master Hand shouted impatiently into the blackness. As if on cue,
Crazy Hand appeared in a vortex headed for final destination.
"All right, the last colony is in place. Now please start the plan!
I've been dying to watch the Smash Bros. fail." Crazy Hand exclaimed.
"All in good time, my brother. All in good time." Master Hand replied
sinisterly.
Mushroom Kingdom:
"Mario, you lazy oaf, get down here before breakfast gets cold!"
Peach said angrily.
"Oh, mamamia that was one frightening dream. I dreamt that luigi had
to save me from Bowser!" Mario exclaimed sleeply.
'Well, we can discuss your dreams after a nice check-up!" Dr. Mario said.
"Well, we can discuss your dreams after the breakfast that I worked so
hard to make!" Peach said, infuriated. "Dr. Mario, quit being annoying!"
"Oh, great, burnt toast. Just what I needed." Mario said in a sad tone.
"ARE YOU INSULTING MY COOKING!" Peach said. "Why, if
Bowser were here, I would just let him kidnap me!" Luigi walked into
the room with a vacuum cleaner.
"Morning' big brother!" Luigi said to Mario. "I'm just doin' some early
morning cleaning!"
" okey dokey!" Mario said to Luigi as Peach hit him over the head with a
frying pan.
" EAT! For the last time!" Peach yelled as Mario rubbed the spot
where Peach had hit him.
"Owowowowowow! Mario get you next time!" He yelled. Peach was
steaming at the face as she prepared to sent Mario flying with her frying
once again. But before she got the chance, a dark circle behind them
absorbed them all……
Bowser Castle:
"Daddy, will you fix my plasma cannon?" Larry Koopa asked his father.
"Again? You just broke it last week." Bowser replied.
"Well, I was punishing Kamek for not stealing the Yoshi eggs, but he
deflected it with a magic blast, sooooooooo……, can you fix it?"
"Kamek, GET IN HERE!" The king yelled as his assistant ran into the
room.
"Yes, your all powerful evilness!" Kamek cowered in fear.
"You broke my beloved son's cannon! Why I aughta……"
"Please sir, don't kill me!"
"Too late! Bowser bomb!" but before the king's death hit connected, he
was absorbed into a black sphere.
"Oh well. PARTY TIME!" Larry yelled.
"Ugg….I need a vacation." Kamek said woefully.
Poke' Floats:
Mewtwo sensed trouble. His spoons were waving all over the place, and
It wasn't just the high altitude of his Onix float.
"Mewtwo, you look down. Why so glum? And I already know about you
and that Alakzam. It was good she left you. It was for the best." Pichu
asked.
"Nah, I'm over that. It's just that I sense something out of place.
Like….."
"Someone whistling at a singing convention?" Jigglypuff asked from
the nearby Psyduck float.
"Close enough. Wait. I sense someone trying to alter this world. I
Ahhhhhh!" Mewtwo yelled as himself and his comrades flew into
The sphere.
Fire Emblem Kingdon:
Marth and Roy, were, once again, defending there kingdom from
Mere bandits.
"Yawn. I yearn for adventure, not this monotonous bandit-slaying." Roy
told Marth.
"I hear you, friend. This bores me, just killing these loser thieves.
Remember that time that we killed Master Hand? I wish he would
Somehow, reappear, just so we could fight a worthy opponent."
Just then, the same sphere that had enveloped the rest, began to suck
Them inside.
"I think you spoke too soooooonnnnnn!" Roy cried out as the sphere
dragged them in.
Brinstar:
Samus caught the ledge just in time as Kraid shot a beam of energy at
her. She dodged another, and shot a missile at it.
"Dang, why won't this thing stay dead?" Samus said, infuriated.
"I mean, I kill it once, and it comes back! Dang it, Dang it, Dang it! All
right, no more foolin' around! Charge shot!" But before she could
charge, she was absorbed just like the rest.
Infinite Glacier:
Popo and Nana were having a bad day. The picnic that they had worked
So hard to make was ruined, when an evil polar bear had came
And ripped the food to shreads.
"Hey, we worked hard to make that!" Popo said angrily. "Eat ice
hammer!" But the hammer didn't connect. The bear had caught the
hammer and snapped it in two.
"That was my favorite hammer!" Popo said, almost crying.
"This isn't an ordinary polar bear! Something's wrong with it!" Nana
remarked. But before they could find out anything else, they were
absorbed into the sphere.
Hyrule:
The Smash Bros. had all gotten teleported by the sphere to the Hyrule:
Temple and
Were waiting in a disorganized mess for instruction. Zelda stood up on
A ruin, and cast a voice spell to magnify her voice.
"I have called you all here today to inform you of a disturbing event. We
have received a video from none other than the Master Hand himself!
We, that is to say, Myself, Link, Young Link, and Gannondorf have
Already seen it, but we need your help! Let me show you the video."
Zelda said as Link popped the video into a T.V. that Fox and Falco
Brought.
"Greetings, Smash Bros.!" said Master Hand "I come before you today
with an interesting little quest. I am aware of your fighting skills, but this
will tax even the most skilled fighters! I have planted several colony
drones in several different dimensions. These drones have the power to
zombify anyone who is possessed by them. Which is to say, turn them
into mindless killing machines. If these bugs spread, than that would
mean the fall of the universe! Muhahahahahaha! You have twenty four
hours." The screen then shown a clock that read " 21-56-45"
"So that was the reason for the murderous polar bear…" Nana
thought out loud.
"And those numbers must show how much time we have left!" Ness
said.
"We must fight this menace, for the good of humanity!" Captain Falcon
told the smash bros.
"But how?" Yoshi said "it's been a while since We've fought Master
Hand. He might have learned some new tricks."
"We will use the power of teamwork, and we will overcome anything!"
Kirby yelled. Suddenly, the skyline changed from the light blue of temple
To the dark black of final destination.
"That's exactly what I thought you would say!" said a voice from space.
"It's you!" Game and Watch cried out.
"Give it up, you fiend!" Link yelled.
"Oh, hush. I just wanted to help you in your foolish quest." Said the
voice: Master Hand. "Here are all the rules. You will be divided into
teams of three, and each sent to a different dimension. Those of you
who live will move on to the next round. To win the round, you must
fight my wire frames, possessed people or things, any enemies in the area,
and my own little touch to the game."
"Tell us all the rules, Crazy Hand!" Gannondorf (Who had a habit of
mishearing names) said.
"Very well. Come meet, your doom!" Master Hand said as he revealed
several people behind him.
"Gasp! It's our old enemies!" Donkey Kong said.
Behind the hand were several people that the smash bros. had fought
Before.
"I'm gonna get you, Samus!" Ridley rasped.
"You'll pay for stealing mama Peach!" Shadow Mario yelled.
"Thanks for sucking me into a vacuum cleaner, Luigi. NOT!" King Boo
screeched.
"Mewtwo, you'll soon be mine!" Giovanni said in his cruel voice.
"You're gonna get yours, Kirby!" King Dedede shouted.
"Die, Donkey Kong, Just die!" King R.Rool jeered.
"Rooooaaarrrr!" Giga Bowser roared.
"Well then, now that you know all the rules, LET THE GAMES
BEGIN!"
