Ok, This is my first story. I've never written anything before so please don't hate me. I do not own any of the Naruto characters, but I have kidnapped Sasuke and if they want him back they know what to do.
Sasu-cat
It was strange, Sasuke didn't remember anything. He had gone out the night prior with Lee and Neji like he usually did on his free Friday nights. Predictably they gat bored after a few hours of dancing eating and Lee trying to pick up girls to no avail because of a)his eyebrows and b)if a girl gave him a second look Neji would pretend to be Lee's boyfriend and get all clingy till the girl left just to annoy him.
Last night however was a little different. Lee had started up a game of truth or dare witch Neji and Sasuke thought was lame but they ended upplaying anyway. Neji dared Sasuke to chug a whole bottle of sake (how he got it we don't know) and after that everything was a blur to our stoic Uchiha. All Sasuke knew was he was human before he got drunk, but when he woke up that morning he was…….a cat (dun dun duuuuuuuuuuun)
"AHHH! Ok Sasuke calm down. You've been through worse situations then this. AH! Who am I kidding almost getting killed by Itachi isn't as bad as this!" Sasuke thought to himself. "What am I gonna do? No one is going to help me! I just need to find someone who has an open mind and can help get back to normal. But who can I get?" Sasuke thought for a minute, and that's when the purrrrfect (Pun SOOOO intended) person came to mind.
"NARUTO!" with that thought in mind Sasu-cat bounded out the door (Well actually due to lack of opposable thumbs it was an open window) off to find the resident fox demon incarnation.
Since Sasu-cat was so clever he immediately found Nauto at his favorite ramen stand. Sasu-cat jumped up onto a stool next to naruto and immediately caught his attention (An adorable all black kitty with big eyes sitting right next to you who wouldn't notice?)
Naruto looked up from his ramen to look at Sasu-cat. "Hello cat. Can I help you?" Naruto asked Sasu-cat playfully. NARUTO! IT'S ME SASUKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED! ALL I KNOW IS THIS MORNING I WOKE UP AS A CAT YOU GOTTA HELP ME! Sasu-cat shouted at his oblivious friend. Unfortunately what Sasu-cat said was not what Naruto heard.
What Naruto Heard-Mew.
Upon hearing Sasu-cat's cute little mew Naruto did something expected of a plushie fangirl. "AWWWWWWWWW!YOU ARE SOOOOOOO ADORABLE!" Naruto squealed as he picked up Sasu-cat. NARUTO WHAT ARE YOU DOING! DON'T PICK ME UP HELP ME!
What Naruto Heard-Mew.
"AWWW!" Naruto squealed again. "I'm gonna keep you." Naruto stated before paying the check and heading home with his new Kitty.
A.N-Well thats my first story please tell me what you thought.