"Heyyyy guys?" The Adrian Monk looking dude asked as he appeared on the monitor of the ship. The ship was taking massive damage as they tried to evade Sarris. "Hi guys. Listen, they're telling me that the generators won't take it, the ship is breaking apart and all that. Just FYI." There was an explosion and an alien dude flew across the screen behind him and then the screen clicked off.

"We've got to stop!" Snape—er, Alexander shouted. The ship roared on. "Does no one listen to the British man?"

Jason tossed his shoe at him and focused on the screen. "If we stop we...do the opposite of live."

"Die?" Random dude asked.

"Yes, thank you, that's it! Die. Oh..." Jason realized the urgency. "Okay, hold the thrust down, we'll blast out of here to infinity and beyond." Everyone stared at him for a minute. "What?"

Alexander nearly attacked him then and there, but held back. "The thrust isn't meant for that, it's only for quick boosts!" The thrust was still held down, but after a moment it slows down near a minefield. "Of course, no one listens to the smart one."

Just then a One New Message alert popped up on the screen. "Ooh, I have mail." Jason ordered it to be opened and all that it said was Look Behind You. Jason spun around in the chair...

And Iron Man stood there. "Hi." Tony Stark blasted Jason off of his chair and looked around. "I am Iron Man, and...wait, haven't I been here before? Star Trek? Yeah, look-" He pointed at Alexander. "There's even that freaky butt-headed dude!"

"What the hell? Is this hate on the Brit day?" Everyone shouted 'Shut Up' in unison and Alexander slumped down in his chair.

"Ha! No one likes you." Iron Man said as he blasted the control panel. "And now you're all going to die, have fun with that!"

"But so are you." A gruff voice said from behind. Batman stepped out of the shadows, holding a pistol. "Payback time, bitch. And this time." He cocked the gun. "I'm not fuckin' around, Tony."

Everyone stared at the two as the ship careened into the minefield. They were doomed, but at least they were going out with a bang.

Iron Man yawned and crossed his arms. "Obviously you haven't seen my movies, guns can't pierce my armor, so-" Batman fired a shot at Tony's leg and it went right through. "OW! That's...that's ow!"

"Told you I'd get my revenge." Batman started to laugh maniacally, closing his eyes and all. But when he stopped and opened them, Iron Man was right in front of him.

Iron Man raised his mask and smiled. "Gotcha." He punched Batman as hard as he could, sending him into the transportation chamber. He flew in there and hit some random buttons. "Yeah, this...should do something or other."

Batman stood up and prepared to fire, but his particles began to shift around. "Aw...dammit." Batman disappeared in an instant, to someplace somewhere.

"Well, my work is done. Have fun dying all, I've been Iron Man!" Tony flew through the roof of the ship and somehow survived the flight in space.

The main crew all looked at each other and sighed. Alexander stood up and raised his hand. "I just want to say...I hate all of you."

"We hate you too, dick!" One of the aliens shouted...right before the ship kersploded into a million pieces.

Meanwhile...

There was a flash and Batman landed hard on the ground. He looked around for a moment. "Son of a bitch...I'll get him for this...I SWEAR! …Now where am I?" Then suddenly four creatures appeared out of nowhere. They all laughed and when they emerged from the shadows...four Spongebob Squarepants...es. Then more and more and more appeared out of nowhere. He'd been taken to some horrible Spongebob only planet. "No...no...NOOOOOOO!"