I know, I know. This is like the shortest ONESHOT in the history of the world, but I couldn't resist.
Roger Davis stood outside the metal bathroom door banging on it.
"Mark, you've been in there for 20 minutes. I have to piss!"
"Uh…. just a couple more minutes."
"What the hell are you doing in there?"
"N-nothing."
"Mark are you jacking off…. why can't you do that at night or something…I mean seriously—"
"I'm not jacking off!"
"Well then I'm coming in in about 5 seconds"
"No Roger don't"
"1"
"Please don't Rog-"
"2"
"Ah come on"
"3"
"Go away Roger!"
"4"
"Don't do it Roger!"
"5"
Roger busted into the bathroom door and saw Mark sitting on the floor with a book in his hand.
Roger started laughing and Mark turned red.
"You're doing a crossword puzzle."
Roger just turned around and walked away.
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