There are a few things you should now about our views on some of Shakespeare's plays before you read our poems. First of all, on Romeo and Juliet. It is to our belief that the reason why Rosalind (the girl Romeo is madly in love with at the beginning of the play, before he meets Juliet) turns Romeo down because she is in love with Benvolio. We also believe that the Prince and Tybalt are in love with Rosalind. We also think that Friar John is in love with Friar Lawrence, though Friar Lawrence doesn't love him back.

So, without further ado, here are three poems that can be found on the streets of fair Verona.

Ode to a Montague

Oh, Montague, you fiendish lad

Killing you really makes me glad

To see you dying in the street

Really is a wondrous feat.

-a Capulet

Zolo

Ode of Friar Lawrence

Montague, Capulet, please stop fighting

Your feud is only causing dying

-Friar Lawrence

Zolo

Ode to Friar Lawrence

I love you so much, I know it's bad

But you don't love me, it makes me sad

-Friar John

P.J.