I hate Miss. Rose
Background: In English we were told to write a sonnet, so I wrote one and it made me think of how Martha might feel about Rose. Entirely spoofy!
Disclaimer: I actually own this sonnet! I don't own Martha, The Doctor or Rose... yet. LOL
I don't like Rose Tyler, but I like you;
I hope Rose gets shot or hit by a bus,
At her funeral there would be few,
Don't have a funeral; she's not worth the fuss!
Rose's cheating on you with that guy down the road,
I think he is called Mickey, Ricky Smith,
Why don't you shoot him, he'll die like a toad!
Or shoot Herinstead, she's had a quiff.
She looks like a frog all slimy and green;
No, wait, that's an insult to the frog,
Tie her to the roof, never to be seen
Or get her lost in a Gavien fog!
Why can't you see me over Rose Tyler?
Forget her; she's gone get over her Doctor