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The Chris Schmit Contract. Yeah. Anyway, since you asked, its sort of an inside joke with me and my friends. We took band in our freshman year, and the band director liked to yell a lot and throw temper tantrums. Naturally, we thought it was hilarious. There was a band student named Chris Shmit, and he could play music perfectly. So we started out with little jokes about how Mr. Straw was the mighty band tyrant, and Chris Shmit was his junior bandroom monster. Then we made up the Chris Shmit contract. The Chris Shmit contract says you will take band forever and ever, and you have to play your least favorite instrument. The Chris Shmit contract is Mr. Straw's masterpiece. Nobody's seen the real document. It's kept in a secret labratory miles below the bandroom, where a whole team of evil scientists are working round the clock to draw more people into band class.....FOREVER!!!!!
The Chris Shmit contract is a crafty thing. If you look at it, you've automatically signed it. If you enter the bandroom you've signed the Chris Shmit contract. There are literally millions of ways to sign it. There is only one way out. If you actually LIKE band, than you are barred from the bandroom. The concept of a band student who likes band just blows Mr. Straws mind, and he turns into a Frankenstein and trashes the bandroom, and then blames it on the band students, and gives them all F's.
P.S.
You have just signed the Chris Schmit contract.