A parody of 'Kryptonite' by 3 Doors Down
by Adam Taylor a.k.a. Davish
Author's Note: This is a reflection of Kari's thoughts if she were self-centered. Keep in mind that this is Kari from season 2. I give full credit for the use of the word "gal" to Keava!
'Crest of Light'
Well I took a long look in the mirror to ease my troubled mind
Guys like my body so much - can't stop sayin' that I'm fine
They tell me I'm much hotter than that gal Sailor Moon
Sailor Moon is a stupid goon... yeah
They tell me I'm hotter than that gal Sailor Moon
After all I knew it had to be 'cause of my cool hairdo
I really don't mind attention now and then
As long as T.K.'s with me at the end
I'm really pretty and adored by every single man
I really love T.K., his hat's so rad and I love his tan
His hat may look a lot like Gilligan's, that's alright
Crest of Light
You called me cute, you called me hot
You said you liked me a whole lot
You took for granted all the times I let you talk to me
You have to ask first, like I've said
If I was mean then you'd be dead
But since I'm nice I'll let you kiss my pretty feet
I'm really pretty and adored by every single man
But I despise Davis 'cause he's always checkin' out my can
He won't stop lookin' 'cause my shorts are so very tight
Crest of Light
I'm really pretty and adored by every single man
And I have cool gloves from my shoulders to my pretty hands
Without my cool camera I really would not feel right
Crest of Light
Yeah!
I'm really pretty and adored by every single man
I should create a Kari Club, there is a-plenty of fans
I am the hottest DigiDestined, no there's no fight
Crest of Light
'Kryptonite' by 3 Doors Down
Well I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind
I left my body lyin' somewhere in the sands of time
But I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
I feel there's nothin' I can do... yeah
I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
After all I knew it had to be something to do with you
I really don't mind what happens now and then
As long as you'll be my friend at the end
If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be there a-holdin' my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite
You called me strong, you called me weak
But still your secrets I will keep
You took for granted all the times I never let you down
You stumbled in and bumped your head
If not for me then you'd be dead
I picked you up and put you back on solid ground
If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be there a-holdin' my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite
If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be there... holdin' my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite
Yeah!
If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be there a-holdin' my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite