Ok so most of this story will take place in an AIM chat room. So far these are the characters and their screen names in the story. More may appear later, but I'm not sure. Al isn't in this chapter.

Roy – xoflamerxo

Riza – SkIrTsMuStDiE

Ed – AlchemyFreak

Al – KittenLover

Hughes – Mr.PictureMan

Also disclaimer: I don't own FMA or AIM so no killy. However the screen names are completely mine!

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AIM Chat Room 8756

xoflamerxo has joined the chat.

SkIrTsMuStDiE has joined the chat.

xoflamerxo: hello

SkIrTsMuStDiE: Colonel

xoflamerxo: im bored

SkIrTsMuStDiE: well you could do some paperwork, sir

xoflamerxo: um no

xoflamerxo: how about we get someone else in here

SkIrTsMuStDie: who do you have in mind sir?

xoflamerxo: idk and i don't care anyone will do

AlchemyFreak has joined the chat.

AlchemyFreak: wtf!

xoflamerxo: who is AlchemyFreak?

SkIrTsMuStDiE: Fullmetal sir

xoflamerxo: oh

AlchemyFreak: what the hell do you want?

xoflamerxo: i'm bored

xoflamerxo: amuse me shorty

AlchemyFreak: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THEY CAN'T SEE THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND REACH THE KEYBOARD!

SkIrTsMuStDiE: nobody said any of that

xoflamerxo: you're certainly not doing a good job of amusing me

AlchemyFreak: why should I

AlchemyFreak: what a waste of time I'm leaving

AlchemyFreak has left the chat.

xoflamerxo: well that's no fun

SkIrTsMuStDiE: I'm sorry sir, but I need to get back to work. Find someone else to annoy….er….chat with.

SkIrTsMuStDiE has left the chat.

xoflamerxo: well this sucks

xoflamerxo: I should invite someone else

xoflamerxo: but who?

Mr.PictureMan has joined the chat.
xoflamerxo: HI HUGHES!

Mr.PictureMan: wanna see some picture of my adorable daughter?

xoflamerxo: Hughes wer're not even in the same room

Mr.PictureMan: I can send you a link or something.

xoflamerxo: how bout not
Mr.PictureMan: so had any good dates lately

xoflamerxo: no

Mr.PictureMan: maybe you're not looking for the right kind of people

xoflamerxo: and by that you mean?

Mr.PictureMan: well lets try something

xoflamerxo: i'll try almost anything

Mr.PictureMan: ok close your eyes

xoflamerxo: i can't read your directions if i close my eyes

Mr.PictureMan: oh right, well um i'll give you the directions and then you can do it

xoflamerxo: ok

Mr.PictureMan: Ok so 1-close your eyes 2-think of all the people you know 3-pick the ones that give you the most joy 4-let your mind relax 5-whoever you see when your mind is relaxed is the one you like

xoflamerxo: sounds weird, but i'll try

Mr.PictureMan: let me know who you come up with. I'll be here I just love leaving these messages.

Mr.PictureMan is away.

xoflamerxo: ok

Mr.PictureMan auto response: I'm busy looking at pictures of my daughter, wanna see?

:(10 minutes later):

xoflamerxo: oy picture brain!

Mr.PictureMan auto response: I'm busy looking at pictures of my daughter, wanna see?

Mr.PictureMan: well?

xoflamerxo: you really wanna know who I can up with?

Mr.PictureMan: duh!

xoflamerxo: ok I saw…..

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haha I left a cliff hanger! So how do you like it? I beg you to review! Oh and many thanks to Wolfie!