A/N: Hellos and welcome. This is my first story and it is a parody. If you
have never seen Escaflowne, Inuyasha, Fooly Cooly, .hack, fruits basket,
and possibly GW then you might be a little lost..This is just a fun thing I
did in my spare time (I have to much I know^.^;). Now before you read know
this.the characters are waaaaaay OOC! I made Syaoran a stoner for bejeezes
sake (I make up my own words.)! If you feel offended (don't know why you
would be since I love Li-kun w/ all my heart) then don't read! If you flame
me for the fact that the characters are stupid then I only have one thing
to say.PARODY!!! As in making fun of or poking fun at.duh! If you are going
to flame then make it a suggestion of my writing technique..hope I spelled
that right.
Disclaimer: I do not own CCS or any other characters affiliated w/ it. I am merely a very bored fan looking for something to do. Please do not sue me because I am saving all of my money for an expo.
Prologue:
It was a glorious morning as Sakura rolled over in her bed. Kero-chan flew up to her face and was about to yell 'WAKE UP!' when Sakura suddenly screamed.like this: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Kero-chan flew back into the wall. Upon smacking it he heard her say "No Li-kun. Don't put it there; put it in here." Kero-chan sweatdropped. "Okaaaaaaaay Sakura. You keep having those fantasies of yours while I go eat your breakfast." And off he flew.
5 mins. later she finally woke up only to realize."OMG! It's 7:30! School starts at 8:00! She ran around the room throwing all of her clothes on as fast a she could. "First day of 9th grade and I slept in!" She ran down stairs to eat her breakfast only to find it in Kero-chan's stomach. "Damnit Kero!" She yelled before realizing she had to fly. She took off in her pink rollerblades.
'Wait a minute.' She thought. 'I've had these roller blades since 4th grade. How come they still fit?' She continued to ponder, then shrugged her shoulders. 'Must be an anime thing.' She sped up so she would catch up with Toya and Yukito.
When she finally did she saw something her innocent eyes weren't ready for. "Ewwwww! If you two are gonna make out then get a room."
Touya paused from sucking Yukito's face. "Get lost!"
Sakura stuck her nose in the air. "GLAD to!" Then she took off.
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Meanwhile Syaoran was having trouble getting a vending machine to work. "Stupid machine ate my money!" He continued to kick it when a strange red haired woman with a guitar over her shoulder walked up. "WTF? Who are you?"
"Mind your language young man." she said in an annoying voice. "You might want to duck."
Before he could react the woman swung her guitar and broke the machine in half. Unfortunately she broke Li-kun in half too. He sat up and rubbed a red spot on his forehead. "Owie!" he said. Suddenly Sakura came riding up to them.
She tilted her head when she saw the strange woman. "Hoe? Who are you? And why did you break my boy-toy?"
Li-kun's head perked up. "Since when am I your boy-toy?"
Sakura put on the most innocent face she could muster. "Since you know what grew."
"Sakura! Don't talk about that sort of thing in front of a total stranger!"
The woman with the guitar sighed. "Why do the good heads always have to be perverted? Anyway, I'm looking for The Pirate King. You two seen him?"
Dead silence.
"Well?"
More silence.
The woman sighed again. "Guess I'll try some more tomorrow." She walked to her yellow moped and sped off.
Sakura stared after her. "Weird."
Syaoran did the same. "Ya.what did she mean by a good head?"
Sakura shrugged her shoulders. "Dunno, but we need to get to school."
Li-kun looked up. "Hang on a sec." He then grabbed a soda. Just as he did a giant horn grew from his head stretching to the sky. A golden light surrounded the two teenagers as they were sucked in. "No my soda!" Syaoran yelled.
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Ch.1
Sakura stirred under the brightness of the sun. "Hoe? Where am I?" She looked around. "Li-kun! Li-kun where are you? Hoe." She got up and dusted herself off. "I wonder what's over that hill?" she said as she walked up it.
After a few minutes she saw 4 girls bathing nude in a pool of water. "Shit!" She ran for the bushes only to see."Li-kun! I don't believe it! You're jacking off!"
Syaoran quickly zipped up his pants. "Uh well, you see.you weren't awake so I uh, came down her and I.um.yeah." He looked down ashamed.
"Awww it's okay Li-kun."
"Thanks. Oh, and you can be confident that while you were asleep I didn't grab your tits.more than.uh.26 times.yeah."
"FREEZE" yelled a gayish voice. Suddenly a man with long blonde hair walked up. Behind him were the 4 girls now fully clothed. "So you thought you could get a freebee off my girls eh? Well no one cheats me!"
Sakura tilted her head. "And just who would me be?"
The man with the long blonde hair pointed a thumb at his chest. "I'm Alan Shizaar (is that how it's spelled? Help me Candice!)!" He then pointed to the 4 girls behind him. "And these lovely ladies are Hitomi, Selena, Malerna, and the cat-girl is Merral."
Syaoran's eyes lit up in understanding. He smiled slyly. "Uh so Alan, could I get to know one of these girls a little better, perhaps?" he said winking.
Sakura slammed down on his foot. "Idiot, I'm not that slow! Anyone can see he's a pimp!"
"He is?! I thought he was a playboy!"
"I'm both!" Alan yelled. "And there's plenty of me to go around! I even have a lovechild!"
"Pshhaaaw." Syaoran replied. "Big deal. I never even met my father. All I know is he was out looking for a good time with a Chinese woman and got it."
Both Alan and Sakura sweatdropped. Sakura cleared her throat. "Uh Li- kun, I don't think that's something to be proud of."
"Why not?"
"Because," Alan replied. "You're not the one who slept around! So it can't go to your credit!"
"That's not what I meant, idiot! I meant he shouldn't be bragging about how he's a bastard!"
Syaoran looked offended. "I am not a bastard."
Sakura sighed. "The term 'bastard' literally means born out of wed- lock."
"Oh, I see.so you don't think I'm a bastard?"
"In what sense?"
"The jerk sense."
"Hmmmm.nah I think you're both."
"Hey!"
By this time Alan was growing impatient. "Look you two, all I wanted to know was whether you were cheating off my girls or not. I didn't want to get thrown into this argument. Now if you'll excuse me I'll go back to my work." He turned around and left.
Suddenly Sakura remembered something. "Shit!" I forgot to ask him how we get back!"
"Back where?"
"Home, numbnuts!"
"Numbnuts?!" Syaoran looked down at his wedding-tackle. He then stuck his hand down his pants. "Odd. They don't feel numb."
Sakura gave an exasperated sigh. "Is it just me or is he getting stupider?" She looked up from her thoughts when she heard a scream.
Syaoran immediately rolled his eyes. "Let me guess," he said, putting on a Sakura facemask. He then went into impression mode "Oh no! Someone's in trouble! We have to save them!"
Sakura up and slapped him. "Don't mock me bitch-ho! And anyway, you're right. We should save them.whoever they are." With that she grabbed his hand and ran to where the scream came from. When they got there the saw a 14yr old boy with a red shirt and tan pants. Sakura's eyes lit up. "Aww, he looks just like a wet puppy*^__^*. So kawaii!"
Syaoran looked at her offended. "Whaddaya mean kawaii?" Syaoran squinted at the boy. "No way he's any better looking than I am!" He turned to see if Sakura was impressed but she had already run down to greet the boy. "Wha-wa?! What the H-e-double hockystick is gowin' on!" He ran down to join them. When he got there he saw them making out. "Oh, COME ON! Jeez Sakura you've known the guy for less than 5 mins. And you're already getting it on." He paused and noticed that neither of them was paying attention to him. He sighed. "Wait a minute, that's my job!" He grabbed the boy and yanked him off of Sakura.
The boy stared at him through sexy black hair that fall over his face. A slight breeze made it flutter as he-*Splashley07 begins drooling on her keyboard* Uh.I mean he turned to Syaoran to see what the problem was. "What?"
"Whaddaya mean 'what'? You're mackin' on my girl.toy." He turned to Sakura. "I can call you that, right? It's an actual term?" Sakura shook her head. "Oh.anyway, listen pal that's my girl. The only person who's going to remove her virginity pre-marriage is me!"
The boy stared at him. "Uh.the name's Van." he said, offering his hand. "Your girl-toy said she was single and horny so I pounced, sorry.
Sakura held up her hands in defense. "Oh now I seem like the bad guy. Well I'm sorry Van but sometimes my hormones go out of whack and I get a little out of control. You were standing there.hot as ever.and I uh."
Syaoran sighed. "I think I've heard enough. I'm leaving."
Van just smiled. "Drama! This is better than a soap opera."
Sakura turned to Van. "Drama?! Drama?! What the hell do you mean drama?!"
Syaoran snickered. "And people thought I was a pothead!" (property of Amber)
Both Sakura and Van sweatdropped. Van then held up his pointer finger. "I know! We should all go to my castle."
"Castle?!"
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An hour or so later they all arrived at the kingdom of Fernalia. Sakura and Syaoran both stared in awe. The main gate spanned all around the city as the castle rose to the sky. "Wow." was all they could think to say. Suddenly the carriage they were riding in stopped. Sakura looked down as a Buffalo like man walked up.
"Lord Van, It's good to have you back!"
Syaoran suddenly became overcome with an urge to squeeze this strange creature. But he wasn't alone. Sakura was right by his side, drooling for want of a hug from the beast. The buffalo man looked strangely at the two teenagers and whispered to Van "Visitors from the Mystic Moon?" Van just shrugged.
Sakura held up her finger. "What's the Mystic Moon?"
Everyone, including all the villagers looked at her funny. They then formed a tight circle around she and Li-kun. They then did the most God- awful thing ever. They broke into song!
"Oompa-loompa-loompadeedoo
We've got another riddle for you
Oompa-loompa-loompadeedee
What on the moon is waiting for thee?
Villager #1: They say you can find a lot hot chicks
When you go on the moon in the sky
They say you can say you can find the fountain of youth
Way up on that planet so high
Chorus: Oompa-loompa-loompadeedoo
We've got another puzzle for you
Oompa-loompa-loompadeedee
We think from there you two may be
Villager #2: What is the place where the Atlanteans lived
Before they created Gaia?
What was it called.can you guess?
Even we don't know the answer
Chorus: Oompa-loompa-loompadeedoo
We've got another lesson for you
Oompa-loompa-loompadeedee
We're running out of rhymes for thee
V #3: Why are we wasting our time, you ask
We weren't given this tedious task
Why tell stories of a place we hardly know
There's no point in sharing
Chorus: Oompa-loompa-loompadeedoo
We've-"
"SHUT UP!" Syaoran shouted. "I'm getting a migraine! God I swear you people are more annoying than actual Oompa-loompas!" He turned to Van. "Ibuprofen?"
Van shrugged his shoulders not knowing what Ibuprofen was. Suddenly the cat girl they saw earlier came running up to the caravan. "Lord Van!" she shouted.
"Merral! What are you wearing!"
Syaoran stroked his chin. "Looks like a teddy." (Not that kind! The naughty kind!)
Van looked ashamed at Merral. "That's a little revealing don't you think?"
Syaoran scrunched up his nose. "How can it be too revealing? She doesn't even have breasts."
According to Merral, this was the wrong thing to say. Before poor Li- kun knew it he had a large cat claw mark running a cross his face. "Prick." She whispered as she licked her paw.
"Nani?"
Sakura-chan sighed and grabbed Syaoran by the ear. "Let's just get something to eat, k?" She then turned to Van who was still laughing at the mark on Syaoran's face. "May we dine at your table tonight?"
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It just so happens that during the feast Hitomi showed up offering free tarot readings. Sakura-chan jumped at this idea.
"Ooh, Li-kun get your fortune read!"
"I don't believe in fortune telling!" It was too late. Sakura signaled Hitomi over and greeted her.
"This is my boyfriend Syaoran Li-kun. Will you read his fortune please?"
"SAKURA! I thought I told you-" but before he could continue Hitomi sat down and began:
The first card reveals your past,
You have fantasized about a man your loved one had feelings for,
"Wha-wa! Li-kun!"
Silence! The cards say you are bisexual,
That explains you having a girlfriend, They also say you and your cousin used to make out at the age of.okay now
even I'm scared.
Why does it say you did this unspeakable act at the tender age of 10?
"I thought you were in love with me then!"
Now, your future says you will make love to this woman-
"When we're married!"
Actually it says tonight,
Oh, and you'll enjoy the anal sex Sakura.
"Okay! Enough!" She tuned to Syaoran. "Well?"
"Well what?"
"Aren't you outraged?!"
"Not really. I mean none of that stuff came as a shock so." he leaned towards Hitomi. "Do we really make sweet love tonight?"
Hitomi nodded. "Down by the fire."
The prospect of this made a goofy smile spread across Syaoran's perverted face. This made Sakura nervous. She held up her fists.
"I would sooner fuck a dog!"
Hitomi held up her necklace. "Okay." Suddenly Syaoran was on the floor sniffing around and barking.
"Li-kun!" Sakura shouted. She then turned back to Hitomi. "How could you do that!?"
"Easy. I just hypnotized him and-"
"No I mean how could you?! Look at him; he's just like a dog!"
"Exactly." Hitomi turned to find where Syaoran had gone. "He seems to be drinking from the royal toilet. You should go get him."
Sakura angrily nodded before taking off. "Stupid little boy! Always gets into trouble. Honestly, make sweet love down by the fire my ass!" As she continued to mumble she heard a bunch of giggling women. When she rounded the corner she saw quite a sight. Three fully-grown, very voluptuous women were caressing Syaoran from head to toe. He didn't seem to notice; however, as he was intent on reaching the royal toilet.
"Isn't he just adorable thinking he's a dog?" squealed the first one.
"Oh yes it is adorable!" All three women surrounded the now very impatient Syaoran. He was struggling to get out of their grasp. The toilet bowl was so close. One of the women, the one who hadn't spoken yet, bent low and hugged Syaoran burying him in her cleavage. The woman looked up as she saw Sakura approach. "Something wrong dear? You need to find something?" Before Sakura could answer Syaoran broke free of her grasp and practically dove into the golden, giant toilet.
"Li-kun! No!!!" But it was too late. He already had his head buried in the water as he lapped it up with his tongue. Sakura ran over and tried to pry him off but it was to no avail. Hitomi came over and tapped on Sakura's shoulder.
"Want me to release him?"
"Uh."
"From the spell I mean."
Sakura nodded vigorously. "YES!" With that Hitomi whipped out her necklace and began swinging it back and forth.
"Cursed soul return to the light. Become what you once were. RELEASE!!!"
"Wait a minute! 'Release' is my line." Before Sakura could retaliate, a swirling white light surrounded Syaoran. When it finally dissipated Syaoran stood up dusting himself off. He then put his hand on his mouth.
"Hey Sakura, what is that feral taste in my mouth?"
Sakura put her hand behind her head wondering how to explain what just happened.
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A few hours had passed since the incident at dinner and a tall elderly maid led Sakura and Syaoran to their rooms. "Here's your room dears." She said in a melodious voice. "Sleep well." With that she closed the door and left the two alone.
Sakura looked at Syaoran strangely. "So.we have to sleep in the same room together?"
Syaoran turned. "Same bed." He muttered.
Sakura sighed angrily. "I thought you said you didn't believe in fortune telling? Your not taking what Hitomi said seriously are you.are you?!"
"No, I'm saying there's only one bed." He pointed to the one and only bed in the room.
Sakura held up her fists. "Hitomi set this up! She's trying to prove she can read tarot!"
"I don't know Sakura. Why would Hitomi set this up? It would be a waste of time with no personal gain for her." He sat down on the bed. "No point." Sakura came and joined him.
"Guess you're right." She leaned on his shoulder.
"So, Sakura, you wanna prove her right?"
Sakura shot up straight as a bullet. "You pervert! You're in this with her aren't you?!" She pointed an accusing finger at him. "I'll have you know that-" she suddenly stopped and looked down to see Syaoran nuzzling her bosoms. "Li-kun.what are you." She couldn't help but play along. He was soooooo sexy! He stood up and laid her down on the bed. After a few minutes of 'friendly cuddling' Sakura snapped out of her weird state. "Li-kun stop! If you don't we could go all the way! That would be a huge-" Once again she was cut off but this time it was because Syaoran's lips were now fused together with hers, as he explored her mouth. She began to moan slightly as he felt around on her breasts but stopped when she realized where this might end up. 'I can't talk him out of it,' she thought. 'I'm going to have to settle this with brute force.' She squared her foot for his now 'aroused' member, pulled it back and-
"FUCK!!! OH MY BALLS!!!!!" Syaoran fell on the floor clutching his privates. "You bitch.how could take a shot at my nads. I was defenseless!" He continued to roll around on the floor in pain.
Sakura felt bad for him but was resolved not to let him get anywhere near her while she was on a bed. She crossed her arms. "I'm sorry Li-kun but you're going to have to sleep on the floor." With that she grabbed the provided pajamas and went into the bathroom to go change. When she came back Syaoran had already set up his bed on the floor and was angrily humming to himself. 'God,' she thought. 'You'd thing I just refused him sex.oh wait.I just did.' She sighed. 'Oh well. I should just get some sleep.'
Sleep soon over came the young Kinomoto girl as she dreamt of amazing battles. In one such dream she was rescued by a courageous knight. When the knight removed his helmet he proved himself to be Syaoran Li. "Oh Li-kun," she whispered. "My knight in shining armor."
Syaoran was having dreams of a different sort. Dreams that involved he and a certain Sakura in sultry positions. Ones I won't describe! The next morning Syaoran awoke to find a surprise in his bed sheets.
"Gross!" he yelled realizing he had a premature nocturnal emission. "Shit! Better get these to the Laundry room before Sakura wakes up." He quickly gathered up his things and sneaked out.
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Sakura yawned as she sat at the dinner table. "Where's Li-kun, I wonder."
"Yes, you wonder." Hitomi came and sat down next to her. "Perhaps he counting his losses." She said somewhat angry. "Perhaps he's just a little sore about last night."
Sakura blanched. "How do you now what went on last night?!"
I was eavesdropping by the door to make sure my prediction was correct. And it wasn't!" With that she stood up and stomped out of the dining room. That's when Van came in.
"Hey Sakura, what's with Hitomi?"
"Her prediction didn't come true and now she's mad at me." Sakura hung her head. Maybe refusing him wasn't such a good idea. They were, after all, in love. Why not? 'No!' she thought, violently shaking her head. 'I can't give up my virginity; not yet'
Van looked at her. "Sakura, you okay?"
Sakura was about to nod her head when a huge bang sounded from outside.
Merral came running inside, her tail between her legs. "Lord Van! Lord Van, it's Delandou and his invisible gaimelaphs!" She wrapped her arms around him. "Stop them! Hurry with Escaflowne!"
Van stood up with a determined look on his face. "You're right Merral. Where's Escaflowne?" He said more demanding than asking.
Merral stood pointing down one of the halls. "This way!"
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Syaoran stood alone in the courtyard. He picked up a stone and threw it as hard as he could at a wall. "Stupid," he said. "How could I have been so stupid?!" He sighed. "Of course she said no. She's Sakura. The thing is, we never even make-out. Hell, we never even kiss!" Just as he was about to curse more he heard a strange, almost jet-like sound. "WTF?!"
Suddenly a huge black machine blasted through the wall he was facing. Seeing there was a small person in front of it, it drew its cloak around and disappeared. Just as Syaoran was about to panic another white machine blasted through the wall behind him.
"Syaoran get out of there!" Van voice sounded from the white machine. "Leave this guy to me!"
He didn't need to be told twice. In a flash Syaoran was running to the other side of the courtyard. When he did reach the other side he was surprised to see Sakura there. "What are you doing here?! It's dangerous!" Without answering Sakura grabbed his arm and led him to the front of the castle. Finally, after about 10mins of running, she spoke up.
"Van said that some guy named Delandou was after us because we hold the power of Atimisc, or I think that's what he called it. Anyway, he said we have to run or the world of Gaia will fall if we get caught."
This was all too much for Syaoran. 'Who the hell is Atim- whatever? What does she mean we have his power?' Before he thought about it anymore a giant maroon Machine blocked their path. As the dust cleared a cruel voice sounded from inside.
"HA! So you think you could get away huh? Well think again! I'm Delandou and I've been ordered to collect you power!" He held up an arm with strange metal on it. The metal began to form into a net as he readied himself to scoop the teens up.
Sakura turned to Syaoran desperately. "Van said something about activating the power. Then, hopefully, we'll get transported home. What where you thinking when you grew that horn?"
"Horn?" Syaoran suddenly remembered.
[Flashback]Anyway, I'm looking for The Pirate King. You two seen him?"
Dead silence.
"Well?"
More silence.
The woman sighed again. "Guess I'll try some more tomorrow." She walked to her yellow moped and sped off.
Sakura stared after her. "Weird."
Syaoran did the same. "Ya.what did she mean by a good head?"
Sakura shrugged her shoulders. "Dunno, but we need to get to school."
Li-kun looked up. "Hang on a sec." He then grabbed a soda. Just as he did a giant horn grew from his head stretching to the sky. A golden light surrounded the two teenagers as they were sucked in. "No my soda!" Syaoran yelled.[end flashback]
Syaoran snapped out of his reverie. "Sakura, did Van also call this Atimisc The Pirate King?"
She nodded.
"I was thinking a very perverted thought when the horn popped out. I don't understand because I've been thinking a lot more while I was here."
By this time Delandou had become impatient. "Will you stop talking so I can attack you?! It's against the rules of anime for me to attack you until you've come up with a plan so hurry up!"
Sakura looked at him. "Hang on! We're figuring out what to do! We'll be done in a sec." She turned back to Syaoran. "When we were transported I was thinking a perverted thought as well. We should do the same thing." They both closed their eyes and concentrated. Sure enough a horn shot out of Syaoran's head and a blinding light surrounded the teens as they were caught up to the sky.
Meanwhile Delandou was finally satisfied that they were done. He was going to attack when he realized they were gone. "Damn these anime laws!"
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Preview for Ch.2
A white haired demon in a red tunic-like outfit (M.C. Hammer pants() was running through the forest. His dog-ears twitched as the presence he had sensed earlier came closer. 'What is it?' he thought. 'I've never sensed anything like this.' He slowed down as he neared the sacred well. That's when he saw her.Kagome.He drooled as she stood up and straightened her skirt. He was about to jump in and have a "private moment" when a bright light blinded her from his sight. "Kagome!!!"
When the light dissipated the demon noticed two teenagers wearing sailor fukus a little like Kagome's. "What the?" he said aloud as the teens stood and dusted themselves off.
"Wonder where we are." Sakura mumbled. She turned and noticed the girl in a green sailor fuku. "Hey!" she said running up to her. "Do you know where we are?" The girl turned to face them.
"Oh my God!!! Are you from my world?!" she gasped.
"We were just about to ask the same thing," Syaoran said as he stretched his sore limbs.
Sakura turned to the girl. "My name is Sakura and he's Syaoran. And you're name is?"
"My name is Kagome and we are currently in Japan's feudal era."
"Feudal era?" Syaoran scratched the top of his head. "You mean we're in the past?"
Sakura looked at him confused. "What do you mean the past." Before Syaoran or Kagome could answer a white haired, very sexy, demon came charging up to them. He blocked Kagome from their sight.
"Look, tell you master Naraku that his little scheme isn't going to work this time! I won't let you hurt Kagome!"
Kagome looked at him strangely. "Since when do you care about me, Inuyasha?"
The demon turned and blushed. "I just.want you to be.safe."
Kagome smiled. She hugged Inuyasha from behind. "Oh Inuyasha! You do care about me!!!" This made Inuyasha go completely red with embarrassment.
Sakura couldn't help but sigh at the cuteness of the situation. "How Kawaii!!!" She turned to see if Syaoran thought the same thing. Instead he was looking off into space. Sakura growled. "Little terd!! Why can't he ever pay attention?!"
Inuyasha tapped Sakura on the shoulder. "Kagome just informed me that you aren't evil; just lost." He looked a little disappointed (you would be to if you had just been talked out of a fight!!!).
Kagome walked over and smiled. "He just gets a little excited when he thinks about fighting. Would you like to travel with us? You can explain all about how you got here."
Sakura nodded. "Sounds like a plan."
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"So that's basically what's happened so far." Sakura said after finishing a very long story about how she and Syaoran came to be where they currently were (tongue twister). She sighed and looked to her boyfriend.
Syaoran stood up and crossed his arms. "Well we obviously aren't in the right world so if you'll excuse us we'll be going." H looked at Sakura and nodded. She stood up as they both began to think a perverted thought."Well?" Syaoran said. "Anything?" They both opened their eyes. "Damnit!!! It didn't work."
Inuyasha pondered a little. "Perhaps it requires a little more than a perverted thought to activate. What else did you do in this 'Gaia'?"
Sakura and Syaoran both sweatdropped. "Where to begin?" Sakura said nervously.
Syaoran put a hand on his chin. "Well it's obviously not sex.could it be.no no.what about.nah impossible" He looked to Sakura. "Ideas?"
She shrugged. Just then Inuyasha stood straight up and barred his fangs. "Kagura is coming." He sniffed. "Smells like she's brought an army with her"
Kagome grabbed her quiver of arrows and a bow. She turned. "Can you two fight?"
Syaoran smirked. "Does the word 'Magic' mean anything." Kagome smiled. "I'll take that as a yes."
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Well what did you think? Please reply. I look forward to future chapys. One thing.don't email ideas to me because then it's illegal for me to use them.
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Disclaimer: I do not own CCS or any other characters affiliated w/ it. I am merely a very bored fan looking for something to do. Please do not sue me because I am saving all of my money for an expo.
Prologue:
It was a glorious morning as Sakura rolled over in her bed. Kero-chan flew up to her face and was about to yell 'WAKE UP!' when Sakura suddenly screamed.like this: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Kero-chan flew back into the wall. Upon smacking it he heard her say "No Li-kun. Don't put it there; put it in here." Kero-chan sweatdropped. "Okaaaaaaaay Sakura. You keep having those fantasies of yours while I go eat your breakfast." And off he flew.
5 mins. later she finally woke up only to realize."OMG! It's 7:30! School starts at 8:00! She ran around the room throwing all of her clothes on as fast a she could. "First day of 9th grade and I slept in!" She ran down stairs to eat her breakfast only to find it in Kero-chan's stomach. "Damnit Kero!" She yelled before realizing she had to fly. She took off in her pink rollerblades.
'Wait a minute.' She thought. 'I've had these roller blades since 4th grade. How come they still fit?' She continued to ponder, then shrugged her shoulders. 'Must be an anime thing.' She sped up so she would catch up with Toya and Yukito.
When she finally did she saw something her innocent eyes weren't ready for. "Ewwwww! If you two are gonna make out then get a room."
Touya paused from sucking Yukito's face. "Get lost!"
Sakura stuck her nose in the air. "GLAD to!" Then she took off.
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Meanwhile Syaoran was having trouble getting a vending machine to work. "Stupid machine ate my money!" He continued to kick it when a strange red haired woman with a guitar over her shoulder walked up. "WTF? Who are you?"
"Mind your language young man." she said in an annoying voice. "You might want to duck."
Before he could react the woman swung her guitar and broke the machine in half. Unfortunately she broke Li-kun in half too. He sat up and rubbed a red spot on his forehead. "Owie!" he said. Suddenly Sakura came riding up to them.
She tilted her head when she saw the strange woman. "Hoe? Who are you? And why did you break my boy-toy?"
Li-kun's head perked up. "Since when am I your boy-toy?"
Sakura put on the most innocent face she could muster. "Since you know what grew."
"Sakura! Don't talk about that sort of thing in front of a total stranger!"
The woman with the guitar sighed. "Why do the good heads always have to be perverted? Anyway, I'm looking for The Pirate King. You two seen him?"
Dead silence.
"Well?"
More silence.
The woman sighed again. "Guess I'll try some more tomorrow." She walked to her yellow moped and sped off.
Sakura stared after her. "Weird."
Syaoran did the same. "Ya.what did she mean by a good head?"
Sakura shrugged her shoulders. "Dunno, but we need to get to school."
Li-kun looked up. "Hang on a sec." He then grabbed a soda. Just as he did a giant horn grew from his head stretching to the sky. A golden light surrounded the two teenagers as they were sucked in. "No my soda!" Syaoran yelled.
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Ch.1
Sakura stirred under the brightness of the sun. "Hoe? Where am I?" She looked around. "Li-kun! Li-kun where are you? Hoe." She got up and dusted herself off. "I wonder what's over that hill?" she said as she walked up it.
After a few minutes she saw 4 girls bathing nude in a pool of water. "Shit!" She ran for the bushes only to see."Li-kun! I don't believe it! You're jacking off!"
Syaoran quickly zipped up his pants. "Uh well, you see.you weren't awake so I uh, came down her and I.um.yeah." He looked down ashamed.
"Awww it's okay Li-kun."
"Thanks. Oh, and you can be confident that while you were asleep I didn't grab your tits.more than.uh.26 times.yeah."
"FREEZE" yelled a gayish voice. Suddenly a man with long blonde hair walked up. Behind him were the 4 girls now fully clothed. "So you thought you could get a freebee off my girls eh? Well no one cheats me!"
Sakura tilted her head. "And just who would me be?"
The man with the long blonde hair pointed a thumb at his chest. "I'm Alan Shizaar (is that how it's spelled? Help me Candice!)!" He then pointed to the 4 girls behind him. "And these lovely ladies are Hitomi, Selena, Malerna, and the cat-girl is Merral."
Syaoran's eyes lit up in understanding. He smiled slyly. "Uh so Alan, could I get to know one of these girls a little better, perhaps?" he said winking.
Sakura slammed down on his foot. "Idiot, I'm not that slow! Anyone can see he's a pimp!"
"He is?! I thought he was a playboy!"
"I'm both!" Alan yelled. "And there's plenty of me to go around! I even have a lovechild!"
"Pshhaaaw." Syaoran replied. "Big deal. I never even met my father. All I know is he was out looking for a good time with a Chinese woman and got it."
Both Alan and Sakura sweatdropped. Sakura cleared her throat. "Uh Li- kun, I don't think that's something to be proud of."
"Why not?"
"Because," Alan replied. "You're not the one who slept around! So it can't go to your credit!"
"That's not what I meant, idiot! I meant he shouldn't be bragging about how he's a bastard!"
Syaoran looked offended. "I am not a bastard."
Sakura sighed. "The term 'bastard' literally means born out of wed- lock."
"Oh, I see.so you don't think I'm a bastard?"
"In what sense?"
"The jerk sense."
"Hmmmm.nah I think you're both."
"Hey!"
By this time Alan was growing impatient. "Look you two, all I wanted to know was whether you were cheating off my girls or not. I didn't want to get thrown into this argument. Now if you'll excuse me I'll go back to my work." He turned around and left.
Suddenly Sakura remembered something. "Shit!" I forgot to ask him how we get back!"
"Back where?"
"Home, numbnuts!"
"Numbnuts?!" Syaoran looked down at his wedding-tackle. He then stuck his hand down his pants. "Odd. They don't feel numb."
Sakura gave an exasperated sigh. "Is it just me or is he getting stupider?" She looked up from her thoughts when she heard a scream.
Syaoran immediately rolled his eyes. "Let me guess," he said, putting on a Sakura facemask. He then went into impression mode "Oh no! Someone's in trouble! We have to save them!"
Sakura up and slapped him. "Don't mock me bitch-ho! And anyway, you're right. We should save them.whoever they are." With that she grabbed his hand and ran to where the scream came from. When they got there the saw a 14yr old boy with a red shirt and tan pants. Sakura's eyes lit up. "Aww, he looks just like a wet puppy*^__^*. So kawaii!"
Syaoran looked at her offended. "Whaddaya mean kawaii?" Syaoran squinted at the boy. "No way he's any better looking than I am!" He turned to see if Sakura was impressed but she had already run down to greet the boy. "Wha-wa?! What the H-e-double hockystick is gowin' on!" He ran down to join them. When he got there he saw them making out. "Oh, COME ON! Jeez Sakura you've known the guy for less than 5 mins. And you're already getting it on." He paused and noticed that neither of them was paying attention to him. He sighed. "Wait a minute, that's my job!" He grabbed the boy and yanked him off of Sakura.
The boy stared at him through sexy black hair that fall over his face. A slight breeze made it flutter as he-*Splashley07 begins drooling on her keyboard* Uh.I mean he turned to Syaoran to see what the problem was. "What?"
"Whaddaya mean 'what'? You're mackin' on my girl.toy." He turned to Sakura. "I can call you that, right? It's an actual term?" Sakura shook her head. "Oh.anyway, listen pal that's my girl. The only person who's going to remove her virginity pre-marriage is me!"
The boy stared at him. "Uh.the name's Van." he said, offering his hand. "Your girl-toy said she was single and horny so I pounced, sorry.
Sakura held up her hands in defense. "Oh now I seem like the bad guy. Well I'm sorry Van but sometimes my hormones go out of whack and I get a little out of control. You were standing there.hot as ever.and I uh."
Syaoran sighed. "I think I've heard enough. I'm leaving."
Van just smiled. "Drama! This is better than a soap opera."
Sakura turned to Van. "Drama?! Drama?! What the hell do you mean drama?!"
Syaoran snickered. "And people thought I was a pothead!" (property of Amber)
Both Sakura and Van sweatdropped. Van then held up his pointer finger. "I know! We should all go to my castle."
"Castle?!"
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An hour or so later they all arrived at the kingdom of Fernalia. Sakura and Syaoran both stared in awe. The main gate spanned all around the city as the castle rose to the sky. "Wow." was all they could think to say. Suddenly the carriage they were riding in stopped. Sakura looked down as a Buffalo like man walked up.
"Lord Van, It's good to have you back!"
Syaoran suddenly became overcome with an urge to squeeze this strange creature. But he wasn't alone. Sakura was right by his side, drooling for want of a hug from the beast. The buffalo man looked strangely at the two teenagers and whispered to Van "Visitors from the Mystic Moon?" Van just shrugged.
Sakura held up her finger. "What's the Mystic Moon?"
Everyone, including all the villagers looked at her funny. They then formed a tight circle around she and Li-kun. They then did the most God- awful thing ever. They broke into song!
"Oompa-loompa-loompadeedoo
We've got another riddle for you
Oompa-loompa-loompadeedee
What on the moon is waiting for thee?
Villager #1: They say you can find a lot hot chicks
When you go on the moon in the sky
They say you can say you can find the fountain of youth
Way up on that planet so high
Chorus: Oompa-loompa-loompadeedoo
We've got another puzzle for you
Oompa-loompa-loompadeedee
We think from there you two may be
Villager #2: What is the place where the Atlanteans lived
Before they created Gaia?
What was it called.can you guess?
Even we don't know the answer
Chorus: Oompa-loompa-loompadeedoo
We've got another lesson for you
Oompa-loompa-loompadeedee
We're running out of rhymes for thee
V #3: Why are we wasting our time, you ask
We weren't given this tedious task
Why tell stories of a place we hardly know
There's no point in sharing
Chorus: Oompa-loompa-loompadeedoo
We've-"
"SHUT UP!" Syaoran shouted. "I'm getting a migraine! God I swear you people are more annoying than actual Oompa-loompas!" He turned to Van. "Ibuprofen?"
Van shrugged his shoulders not knowing what Ibuprofen was. Suddenly the cat girl they saw earlier came running up to the caravan. "Lord Van!" she shouted.
"Merral! What are you wearing!"
Syaoran stroked his chin. "Looks like a teddy." (Not that kind! The naughty kind!)
Van looked ashamed at Merral. "That's a little revealing don't you think?"
Syaoran scrunched up his nose. "How can it be too revealing? She doesn't even have breasts."
According to Merral, this was the wrong thing to say. Before poor Li- kun knew it he had a large cat claw mark running a cross his face. "Prick." She whispered as she licked her paw.
"Nani?"
Sakura-chan sighed and grabbed Syaoran by the ear. "Let's just get something to eat, k?" She then turned to Van who was still laughing at the mark on Syaoran's face. "May we dine at your table tonight?"
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It just so happens that during the feast Hitomi showed up offering free tarot readings. Sakura-chan jumped at this idea.
"Ooh, Li-kun get your fortune read!"
"I don't believe in fortune telling!" It was too late. Sakura signaled Hitomi over and greeted her.
"This is my boyfriend Syaoran Li-kun. Will you read his fortune please?"
"SAKURA! I thought I told you-" but before he could continue Hitomi sat down and began:
The first card reveals your past,
You have fantasized about a man your loved one had feelings for,
"Wha-wa! Li-kun!"
Silence! The cards say you are bisexual,
That explains you having a girlfriend, They also say you and your cousin used to make out at the age of.okay now
even I'm scared.
Why does it say you did this unspeakable act at the tender age of 10?
"I thought you were in love with me then!"
Now, your future says you will make love to this woman-
"When we're married!"
Actually it says tonight,
Oh, and you'll enjoy the anal sex Sakura.
"Okay! Enough!" She tuned to Syaoran. "Well?"
"Well what?"
"Aren't you outraged?!"
"Not really. I mean none of that stuff came as a shock so." he leaned towards Hitomi. "Do we really make sweet love tonight?"
Hitomi nodded. "Down by the fire."
The prospect of this made a goofy smile spread across Syaoran's perverted face. This made Sakura nervous. She held up her fists.
"I would sooner fuck a dog!"
Hitomi held up her necklace. "Okay." Suddenly Syaoran was on the floor sniffing around and barking.
"Li-kun!" Sakura shouted. She then turned back to Hitomi. "How could you do that!?"
"Easy. I just hypnotized him and-"
"No I mean how could you?! Look at him; he's just like a dog!"
"Exactly." Hitomi turned to find where Syaoran had gone. "He seems to be drinking from the royal toilet. You should go get him."
Sakura angrily nodded before taking off. "Stupid little boy! Always gets into trouble. Honestly, make sweet love down by the fire my ass!" As she continued to mumble she heard a bunch of giggling women. When she rounded the corner she saw quite a sight. Three fully-grown, very voluptuous women were caressing Syaoran from head to toe. He didn't seem to notice; however, as he was intent on reaching the royal toilet.
"Isn't he just adorable thinking he's a dog?" squealed the first one.
"Oh yes it is adorable!" All three women surrounded the now very impatient Syaoran. He was struggling to get out of their grasp. The toilet bowl was so close. One of the women, the one who hadn't spoken yet, bent low and hugged Syaoran burying him in her cleavage. The woman looked up as she saw Sakura approach. "Something wrong dear? You need to find something?" Before Sakura could answer Syaoran broke free of her grasp and practically dove into the golden, giant toilet.
"Li-kun! No!!!" But it was too late. He already had his head buried in the water as he lapped it up with his tongue. Sakura ran over and tried to pry him off but it was to no avail. Hitomi came over and tapped on Sakura's shoulder.
"Want me to release him?"
"Uh."
"From the spell I mean."
Sakura nodded vigorously. "YES!" With that Hitomi whipped out her necklace and began swinging it back and forth.
"Cursed soul return to the light. Become what you once were. RELEASE!!!"
"Wait a minute! 'Release' is my line." Before Sakura could retaliate, a swirling white light surrounded Syaoran. When it finally dissipated Syaoran stood up dusting himself off. He then put his hand on his mouth.
"Hey Sakura, what is that feral taste in my mouth?"
Sakura put her hand behind her head wondering how to explain what just happened.
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A few hours had passed since the incident at dinner and a tall elderly maid led Sakura and Syaoran to their rooms. "Here's your room dears." She said in a melodious voice. "Sleep well." With that she closed the door and left the two alone.
Sakura looked at Syaoran strangely. "So.we have to sleep in the same room together?"
Syaoran turned. "Same bed." He muttered.
Sakura sighed angrily. "I thought you said you didn't believe in fortune telling? Your not taking what Hitomi said seriously are you.are you?!"
"No, I'm saying there's only one bed." He pointed to the one and only bed in the room.
Sakura held up her fists. "Hitomi set this up! She's trying to prove she can read tarot!"
"I don't know Sakura. Why would Hitomi set this up? It would be a waste of time with no personal gain for her." He sat down on the bed. "No point." Sakura came and joined him.
"Guess you're right." She leaned on his shoulder.
"So, Sakura, you wanna prove her right?"
Sakura shot up straight as a bullet. "You pervert! You're in this with her aren't you?!" She pointed an accusing finger at him. "I'll have you know that-" she suddenly stopped and looked down to see Syaoran nuzzling her bosoms. "Li-kun.what are you." She couldn't help but play along. He was soooooo sexy! He stood up and laid her down on the bed. After a few minutes of 'friendly cuddling' Sakura snapped out of her weird state. "Li-kun stop! If you don't we could go all the way! That would be a huge-" Once again she was cut off but this time it was because Syaoran's lips were now fused together with hers, as he explored her mouth. She began to moan slightly as he felt around on her breasts but stopped when she realized where this might end up. 'I can't talk him out of it,' she thought. 'I'm going to have to settle this with brute force.' She squared her foot for his now 'aroused' member, pulled it back and-
"FUCK!!! OH MY BALLS!!!!!" Syaoran fell on the floor clutching his privates. "You bitch.how could take a shot at my nads. I was defenseless!" He continued to roll around on the floor in pain.
Sakura felt bad for him but was resolved not to let him get anywhere near her while she was on a bed. She crossed her arms. "I'm sorry Li-kun but you're going to have to sleep on the floor." With that she grabbed the provided pajamas and went into the bathroom to go change. When she came back Syaoran had already set up his bed on the floor and was angrily humming to himself. 'God,' she thought. 'You'd thing I just refused him sex.oh wait.I just did.' She sighed. 'Oh well. I should just get some sleep.'
Sleep soon over came the young Kinomoto girl as she dreamt of amazing battles. In one such dream she was rescued by a courageous knight. When the knight removed his helmet he proved himself to be Syaoran Li. "Oh Li-kun," she whispered. "My knight in shining armor."
Syaoran was having dreams of a different sort. Dreams that involved he and a certain Sakura in sultry positions. Ones I won't describe! The next morning Syaoran awoke to find a surprise in his bed sheets.
"Gross!" he yelled realizing he had a premature nocturnal emission. "Shit! Better get these to the Laundry room before Sakura wakes up." He quickly gathered up his things and sneaked out.
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Sakura yawned as she sat at the dinner table. "Where's Li-kun, I wonder."
"Yes, you wonder." Hitomi came and sat down next to her. "Perhaps he counting his losses." She said somewhat angry. "Perhaps he's just a little sore about last night."
Sakura blanched. "How do you now what went on last night?!"
I was eavesdropping by the door to make sure my prediction was correct. And it wasn't!" With that she stood up and stomped out of the dining room. That's when Van came in.
"Hey Sakura, what's with Hitomi?"
"Her prediction didn't come true and now she's mad at me." Sakura hung her head. Maybe refusing him wasn't such a good idea. They were, after all, in love. Why not? 'No!' she thought, violently shaking her head. 'I can't give up my virginity; not yet'
Van looked at her. "Sakura, you okay?"
Sakura was about to nod her head when a huge bang sounded from outside.
Merral came running inside, her tail between her legs. "Lord Van! Lord Van, it's Delandou and his invisible gaimelaphs!" She wrapped her arms around him. "Stop them! Hurry with Escaflowne!"
Van stood up with a determined look on his face. "You're right Merral. Where's Escaflowne?" He said more demanding than asking.
Merral stood pointing down one of the halls. "This way!"
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Syaoran stood alone in the courtyard. He picked up a stone and threw it as hard as he could at a wall. "Stupid," he said. "How could I have been so stupid?!" He sighed. "Of course she said no. She's Sakura. The thing is, we never even make-out. Hell, we never even kiss!" Just as he was about to curse more he heard a strange, almost jet-like sound. "WTF?!"
Suddenly a huge black machine blasted through the wall he was facing. Seeing there was a small person in front of it, it drew its cloak around and disappeared. Just as Syaoran was about to panic another white machine blasted through the wall behind him.
"Syaoran get out of there!" Van voice sounded from the white machine. "Leave this guy to me!"
He didn't need to be told twice. In a flash Syaoran was running to the other side of the courtyard. When he did reach the other side he was surprised to see Sakura there. "What are you doing here?! It's dangerous!" Without answering Sakura grabbed his arm and led him to the front of the castle. Finally, after about 10mins of running, she spoke up.
"Van said that some guy named Delandou was after us because we hold the power of Atimisc, or I think that's what he called it. Anyway, he said we have to run or the world of Gaia will fall if we get caught."
This was all too much for Syaoran. 'Who the hell is Atim- whatever? What does she mean we have his power?' Before he thought about it anymore a giant maroon Machine blocked their path. As the dust cleared a cruel voice sounded from inside.
"HA! So you think you could get away huh? Well think again! I'm Delandou and I've been ordered to collect you power!" He held up an arm with strange metal on it. The metal began to form into a net as he readied himself to scoop the teens up.
Sakura turned to Syaoran desperately. "Van said something about activating the power. Then, hopefully, we'll get transported home. What where you thinking when you grew that horn?"
"Horn?" Syaoran suddenly remembered.
[Flashback]Anyway, I'm looking for The Pirate King. You two seen him?"
Dead silence.
"Well?"
More silence.
The woman sighed again. "Guess I'll try some more tomorrow." She walked to her yellow moped and sped off.
Sakura stared after her. "Weird."
Syaoran did the same. "Ya.what did she mean by a good head?"
Sakura shrugged her shoulders. "Dunno, but we need to get to school."
Li-kun looked up. "Hang on a sec." He then grabbed a soda. Just as he did a giant horn grew from his head stretching to the sky. A golden light surrounded the two teenagers as they were sucked in. "No my soda!" Syaoran yelled.[end flashback]
Syaoran snapped out of his reverie. "Sakura, did Van also call this Atimisc The Pirate King?"
She nodded.
"I was thinking a very perverted thought when the horn popped out. I don't understand because I've been thinking a lot more while I was here."
By this time Delandou had become impatient. "Will you stop talking so I can attack you?! It's against the rules of anime for me to attack you until you've come up with a plan so hurry up!"
Sakura looked at him. "Hang on! We're figuring out what to do! We'll be done in a sec." She turned back to Syaoran. "When we were transported I was thinking a perverted thought as well. We should do the same thing." They both closed their eyes and concentrated. Sure enough a horn shot out of Syaoran's head and a blinding light surrounded the teens as they were caught up to the sky.
Meanwhile Delandou was finally satisfied that they were done. He was going to attack when he realized they were gone. "Damn these anime laws!"
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Preview for Ch.2
A white haired demon in a red tunic-like outfit (M.C. Hammer pants() was running through the forest. His dog-ears twitched as the presence he had sensed earlier came closer. 'What is it?' he thought. 'I've never sensed anything like this.' He slowed down as he neared the sacred well. That's when he saw her.Kagome.He drooled as she stood up and straightened her skirt. He was about to jump in and have a "private moment" when a bright light blinded her from his sight. "Kagome!!!"
When the light dissipated the demon noticed two teenagers wearing sailor fukus a little like Kagome's. "What the?" he said aloud as the teens stood and dusted themselves off.
"Wonder where we are." Sakura mumbled. She turned and noticed the girl in a green sailor fuku. "Hey!" she said running up to her. "Do you know where we are?" The girl turned to face them.
"Oh my God!!! Are you from my world?!" she gasped.
"We were just about to ask the same thing," Syaoran said as he stretched his sore limbs.
Sakura turned to the girl. "My name is Sakura and he's Syaoran. And you're name is?"
"My name is Kagome and we are currently in Japan's feudal era."
"Feudal era?" Syaoran scratched the top of his head. "You mean we're in the past?"
Sakura looked at him confused. "What do you mean the past." Before Syaoran or Kagome could answer a white haired, very sexy, demon came charging up to them. He blocked Kagome from their sight.
"Look, tell you master Naraku that his little scheme isn't going to work this time! I won't let you hurt Kagome!"
Kagome looked at him strangely. "Since when do you care about me, Inuyasha?"
The demon turned and blushed. "I just.want you to be.safe."
Kagome smiled. She hugged Inuyasha from behind. "Oh Inuyasha! You do care about me!!!" This made Inuyasha go completely red with embarrassment.
Sakura couldn't help but sigh at the cuteness of the situation. "How Kawaii!!!" She turned to see if Syaoran thought the same thing. Instead he was looking off into space. Sakura growled. "Little terd!! Why can't he ever pay attention?!"
Inuyasha tapped Sakura on the shoulder. "Kagome just informed me that you aren't evil; just lost." He looked a little disappointed (you would be to if you had just been talked out of a fight!!!).
Kagome walked over and smiled. "He just gets a little excited when he thinks about fighting. Would you like to travel with us? You can explain all about how you got here."
Sakura nodded. "Sounds like a plan."
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"So that's basically what's happened so far." Sakura said after finishing a very long story about how she and Syaoran came to be where they currently were (tongue twister). She sighed and looked to her boyfriend.
Syaoran stood up and crossed his arms. "Well we obviously aren't in the right world so if you'll excuse us we'll be going." H looked at Sakura and nodded. She stood up as they both began to think a perverted thought."Well?" Syaoran said. "Anything?" They both opened their eyes. "Damnit!!! It didn't work."
Inuyasha pondered a little. "Perhaps it requires a little more than a perverted thought to activate. What else did you do in this 'Gaia'?"
Sakura and Syaoran both sweatdropped. "Where to begin?" Sakura said nervously.
Syaoran put a hand on his chin. "Well it's obviously not sex.could it be.no no.what about.nah impossible" He looked to Sakura. "Ideas?"
She shrugged. Just then Inuyasha stood straight up and barred his fangs. "Kagura is coming." He sniffed. "Smells like she's brought an army with her"
Kagome grabbed her quiver of arrows and a bow. She turned. "Can you two fight?"
Syaoran smirked. "Does the word 'Magic' mean anything." Kagome smiled. "I'll take that as a yes."
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Well what did you think? Please reply. I look forward to future chapys. One thing.don't email ideas to me because then it's illegal for me to use them.
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